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sess4561

Joined 28 Aug 2007 · 19 posts in this archive
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PHP and <SOAP> Anyone?
Anyone here any good in PHP? Struggling to get a web service going in PHP, with validation, using SOAP protocol. Any ideas?
06 Sep 2007
PHP and <SOAP> Anyone?
I have my own loans company, and need to validate user info in xml, build a web service, and then send the information to the autoloader or …
11 Sep 2007
PHP and <SOAP> Anyone?
Well i've got the validation done with the XML, just not sure about the SOAP bit and building the web service. Here is how far I am with the…
12 Sep 2007
Paddy and Mohammed
Paddy and Mohammed were both begging outside central station. Paddy's hat was full of pennies and two-pences, whereas Mohammed was full of t…
11 Oct 2007
ET and a paki
whats the difference between E.T and a paki? E.T looks better, smells better, didn’t bring loads of people with him, learn't english, bought…
14 Oct 2007
More paki jokes...
did you hear about the TESCO that blew up in pakistan... there was only two deaths.. but then again every little helps... wot do you call a …
14 Oct 2007
Jew Jokes
some mint ones there!
15 Oct 2007
madaline
John Darwin has walked into a police station after being missing presumed dead for 5 years. He said it is the last time he is ever going on …
07 Dec 2007
first one 2 do it! get in!!!
Jeremy Beadles Funeral Speach Jeremy had to claw his way through obscurity to become a star - I remember at the peak of his career he had ev…
31 Jan 2008
CELEBRITY DEAD POOL 2008
1. Bruce Forsythe - obviously living on borrowed time. 2. Nelson Mandela - asassinated. 3. Britney Spears - try another comback, fail, then …
31 Jan 2008
Poor Mark Speight ...
Poor Mark Speight .... After his fiancee's death, he really went off the rails!
14 Apr 2008
There once was a girl called louise
There once was a girl called louise, who's pubes hung down to her knees. The crabs worked together to knit her a sweater, so in winter her t…
24 Apr 2008
DVD Movies/Software - huge list
Hi everyone! I've got a huge list of DVD's some unreleased in this country. All excellent quality movies (no crappy cam's). £4 each - includ…
24 Apr 2008
John Prescott
Its a bit too late in my opinion - he should have brought it up at the time!
25 Apr 2008
Josef Fritzel In Yellow Pages ...
Josef Fritzel Ltd Cellar Conversions and Soundproofing Specialists A Family Run Business Established 25 Years!
02 May 2008
My New Car Stereo
I got a new car stereo - it's voice activated! When I shout 'Country', it play's Dolly Parton. When I shout 'Rock' it play's Guns and Roses.…
22 Aug 2008
Breaking news ... another bank goes under ...
According to our inside contacts the Japanese banking crisis shows no signs of ameliorating. If anything, it's getting worse. Following the …
02 Oct 2008
Genie
ha ha. class
18 Jan 2009
Christianity, dictionary definition
Christianity Chris⋅ti⋅an⋅i⋅ty –noun, plural -ties. 1: It is the belief that a two-thousand-year-old jewish zombie can make you live forever …
23 Jan 2009

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