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| 1 wish 1-I wish I was little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her I wish I had a rabbit in a hat… | 11 Oct 2005 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread Been listening to Ian Brown the greatest to get me in the mood for his gig coming up. gonna be fooking awesome! | 03 Nov 2005 |
| Music Picture Quiz The Lemon Heads are there. The Pixies. The Outlaws?? for the cowboys? | 05 Dec 2005 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread Bought it a week ago but just got round to listening to the arctic monkeys album. Got to say that not as outstanding as i was expecting. Thi… | 01 Feb 2006 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread Read that the lead singer is on his way out. He's dying?!?!?!?! He's only about 12! | 05 Feb 2006 |
| Worst drink! What is the worst drink that you have ever tried? To me it would have to be coke mixed with milk (was a dare) Was so not a dare!! We were ju… | 23 Apr 2006 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread Just got new streets album. Not bad at all. "Never Went To Church" is such a great track. Probably better than dry your eyes. It's weird to … | 23 Apr 2006 |
| Jehovous Witnesses They aint as bad as jehovah's stiffness!! | 23 Apr 2006 |
| The OFFICIAL World Cup 2006 Thread Anyone know if that football fantasy site is doing a one for the world cup? I'm just too lazy to look!! | 23 Apr 2006 |
| Pub name? Has to be "The Divintcum Inn"! :drunken: | 26 Apr 2006 |
| BB is ill Relly sorry to here the news BB. look after yourself. And when times get bad you know you can always rely on the daft geordies ls to put a s… | 27 Apr 2006 |
| Champions League Final - ARSENAL VS. BARCELONA Come on Barca!!!!!!! | 27 Apr 2006 |
| Adult Survey 1. Ever been to a female strip club? Yes 2. Ever been to a male strip club? No 3. Ever been to a bar? Yeah 4. Ever been kicked out of a bar … | 27 Apr 2006 |
| 'Yankee' or a 'Rebel' test 47% Dixie. Barely in Yankeedom. | 06 May 2006 |
| Boris Johnson vs. Boris Becker.....'BORIS FIGHT' Boris Johnson for me! Did you see him take out the german in that legends game? He hates those krauts!! :pain10: | 06 May 2006 |
| prison Bitch name generator I'm hung muther. Obviously it means well hung mutha!! :cheers: | 12 May 2006 |
| prison Bitch name generator If I put my middle name in then i'm Dildo head!! It's just childish name calling now! | 12 May 2006 |
| Please post all funny clips, etc here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wqjM22F5cM | 14 May 2006 |
| The PERSONALITY DISORDER test Paranoid: Low Schizoid: Low Schizotypal: Low Antisocial: Low Borderline: Low Histrionic: Low Narcissistic: Moderate Avoidant: Low Dependent:… | 17 May 2006 |
| Liv Tyler But her dad's got lovely blow job lips though!!!!! :tongue9: | 18 May 2006 |
| Are Celebs Entitled to Privacy? I agree lobo. I do think that a lot of celebs are too naive. people like Jodie Marsh (i know, not a celeb!!) made a career out of being phot… | 18 May 2006 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread Been chilling this afternoon with the first MTV unplugged album on then Jack Johnson. I was nearly akip!!!! It's so relaxing. :rr: | 18 May 2006 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread I must say like, the couple of songs i've heard from them, i'm liking it! | 18 May 2006 |
| Liv Tyler she looks so hot in the "Crazy" video | 18 May 2006 |
| What are you ? I'm a gangster jew who looks at porn 24/7!!! Al Caponewicz loves his filth!!!!! :joker: | 20 May 2006 |
| Tits, Ass & Cuteness test Thanks for taking the T and A and C test! Based on your selections, the results are clear: you show an attraction to larger breasts, larger … | 20 May 2006 |
| Sophie Howard I fucking love sophie howard. She's so hot and hos got tremendous tits! | 21 May 2006 |
| What are you ? So true Boston. What does the test say though?! :geek: | 21 May 2006 |
| What are you ? Exactly. I thought this was just a confessional post! :cyclopsani: | 21 May 2006 |
| What are you ? No offence Boston but there were twenty minutes from my post to yours! Holy shit girl!!!! :scratch: | 21 May 2006 |
| Loved The Book...Hated the film Compared with the book/magazine, i think the playboy channel does a wonderful job in recreating the "tense" moments on the pages to visual g… | 23 May 2006 |
| Thank you Just like to say thanks to the doctor at the QE who gave me an ultrasound last night. Went to the doctors a couple of weeks ago after findin… | 23 May 2006 |
| Thank you Didn't want to say owt mate until i'd found out what it was. | 23 May 2006 |
| World Cup Fantasy football Just put my team on. Was quite confident until i realised i didn't have a manager!!!! :cyclops: | 23 May 2006 |
| Shabazz vs Mrs Doughtfire....SCOTTISH POOF FIGHT Amen to that brother! Mrs doubtfire would rain down blows for fun and that stupid twat. I'd kill him if i was in the house. | 23 May 2006 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread been getting my 80's freak on with deacon blues greatest hits! Absolute quality! | 23 May 2006 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread Dignity's the tune man. Love IT!!!!!!!! | 23 May 2006 |
| Sezer of Big Brother His big fucking nose? I think he's ok though (not sexually) but he doesn't bitch about anyone. he tells them straight. | 24 May 2006 |
| Which Commandment is Most Difficult to Keep? I think coveting neighbours wife is the trickiest. It's human nature to covet hot ass!!!!!!! | 24 May 2006 |
| Which Commandment is Most Difficult to Keep? Usually coveting neighbours wife tho yeah? :bounce: "God damn!" | 24 May 2006 |
| Do you mind your partner going out bra-less? depends on the top i reckon. there's some tops that you cant wear bras with but that you cant see tit with so i don't mind. | 29 May 2006 |
| Jaime Koeppe She is gorgeous! What a fucking arse. | 29 May 2006 |
| Go Fuck Yourself! and unfortunately my cock is too small! :pale: | 31 May 2006 |
| UFC 61: Bitter Rivals I'd hit it if she was my sister!! :bounce: | 02 Jun 2006 |
| Dreams and nightmares... gotta admit like boston i've woken up loads when i think i've fallen or something. There was one dream when i was younger that i always had.… | 03 Jun 2006 |
| How Chav are you?? Potential chav You are 36 % chav Do you find yourself reaching for the hair gel in the morning instead of your straighteners? Does the thoug… | 03 Jun 2006 |
| the 'Saw' movies Yaeh. saw was abosolutely scary as shit but saw2 was too ott. hope 3 is much better | 03 Jun 2006 |
| odd facts I've not got long to live!!!! My balls are theeeeeeeeeeesssssssss big!!!!!!! :cheers: (please take this in relation to the size of the smil… | 03 Jun 2006 |
| Please post all funny clips, etc here Snidy bastards!!! http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2004/appeal-now-parking-ticket-p1.php | 03 Jun 2006 |
| Public Information http://www.boreme.com/boreme/media-pictures/tube-warning.jpg | 03 Jun 2006 |
| Please post all funny clips, etc here what not to drive if you're a suicide bomber. http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2005/vw-suicide-bomber-p1.php | 03 Jun 2006 |
| Commonly confused words test Not to brag or nowt but English Genius You scored 85% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 86% Advanced, and 80% Expert! You did so extremely well, … | 17 Jun 2006 |
| Your fav song lyrics Cant believe noone has put happy mondays: The first 2 lines are class!!!: Son, I'm 30 I only went with your mother 'cause she's dirty And I … | 17 Jun 2006 |
| Prison Break I watched 1 part. kinda reminded me of "Prison of OZ" but less cool.. I think ill follow it but its not strictly necasery. did you mean OZ i… | 17 Jun 2006 |
| Prison Break bloke in the wheelchair plays michael in lost now as well. I couldn't find it anywhere either but went on ebay and got the full six series b… | 19 Jun 2006 |
| can you hold your alcohol? For some reason it totally varies with me. If i go out on a night sometimes i feel it very early but other times if i'm having a crackin tim… | 21 Jun 2006 |
| Take That vs. East 17 .....Old School Boy Band Fight Seeing as it's celeb fighting east17 but if it was to be renamed celeb better songs and stuff thread it would be take that. | 22 Jun 2006 |
| Steel Wheels How about this for a sale at steel wheels in town???? AS MUCH AS YOU CAN CARRY FOR A TENNER!! It's this Saurday (June 24th). As usual, we've… | 22 Jun 2006 |
| can you hold your alcohol? Deano; you in on the "get Boston blotto" fund?! | 22 Jun 2006 |
| BB Redundant Sorry to here that darlin. You qualify for a pay off? Might get you a drink in when you're up seeing as you a bum!!! | 22 Jun 2006 |
| Last meal........ever I will mate! I think i'd have to go with all you can eat buffet coz that way i'd never be executed. I'd never stop eating!!!!! :pukeright: | 26 Jun 2006 |
| Your all time favourite albums http://www3.hmv.co.uk/hmv/Middle_Images/HMV/CDVX2940.JPG Daft Punk - Discovery Love this album, especially the way the songs flow into each … | 03 Jul 2006 |
| The OFFICIAL World Cup 2006 Thread Frings suspended for semi-final Frings will miss Tuesday's crunch game with Italy Fifa has suspended Germany midfielder Torsten Frings for … | 03 Jul 2006 |
| some more random facts No word rhymes with month?????? I think you'll find Chris Eubank has the answer. "which ever perthon thayth that; they are horrible cunth". … | 05 Jul 2006 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread bought the dirty pretty things album yesterday and i think it's great!!!! | 09 Jul 2006 |
| Thanks To Pred for the freeview box Any gimp costumes? I love dressing up with my man | 12 Jul 2006 |
| Thanks To Pred for the freeview box once again i have been violated. i made the mistake of leaving myself logged in at deanos an i have been cyber raped. AGAIN!!!!!! | 15 Jul 2006 |
| Site was a member of the original alreetas crew when all it was was a picture of deano with stoopid shit. Known him for donkey's years. | 15 Jul 2006 |
| Italian trio relegated to Serie B There'll be about 3 come to th premiership, the rest will go to spain. The toon should blatantly raid and pillage as much as we can! | 15 Jul 2006 |
| Weezer split up I stand corrected You wearing callipers or just an orthopedic shoe?????? :geek: :geek: | 16 Jul 2006 |
| Weezer split up you need to wear them because my ma-ha-ssive cock hurting you so much and splitting you that you are now so bow legged that you can walk str… | 16 Jul 2006 |
| Greatist/Favourite Drummer Of all time Best drummer ever is................. http://www.forfoxsake.com/images/muppet_animal.jpg | 16 Jul 2006 |
| Please post all funny clips, etc here Damn right! And before you ask, that is not a body suit. :naka: | 16 Jul 2006 |
| Child Support Agency I am completely innocent Damn I feel like OJ Simpson And just like OJ you could be dragged through the courts for not wearing a glove!!! | 16 Jul 2006 |
| Colours That is well hard. i tried to show off to deano, got to the end and he told me i'd just read the fucking words!!!!! | 16 Jul 2006 |
| Axl Rose vs. Kid Rock Axl i reckon. He's more mental. | 16 Jul 2006 |
| If only........ I'd change my belly. I really don't like it. Don't mind my cock. not the biggest, but it'd just be showing off if i got it really big!!!! | 19 Jul 2006 |
| Premierleague 06/07 Do they not have a fantasy league for the dutch league somewhere zanza? It'd be a laugh seeing as we know shite all about it and you'd be th… | 19 Jul 2006 |
| Newcastle Utd vs. Lillestrom in order to try and get some decent money back on the site i've just put 20000 points on toon win. I'm going to cry if they dont! | 19 Jul 2006 |
| favourite guitar riffs The start of 20th century boy by t-rex is pretty good. An of course "duelling banjo's" is just a good riff even if it is a whole song!! | 01 Aug 2006 |
| Premierleague 06/07 Finally done mine. My head is in bits!!!! | 01 Aug 2006 |
| poo If it's a splatterer like after a day on the drink then i'm to scared to look in case a body part has fallen out, but if, when i'm actually … | 26 Aug 2006 |
| "Clerks 2" http://www.my-os.net/blog/images/juillet2005/clerks2.jpg http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLvhJ0m5ask YES YES YES!!!!! I can't frigging wait t… | 26 Aug 2006 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread been listening to the new album from the fratellis; costello music. it's a good album to listen while driving all the way up to Scotland wit… | 26 Sep 2006 |
| Recent findings There is still a significant north-south health divide in England, government data has revealed. Northern areas have higher obesity rates, m… | 10 Oct 2006 |
| Was Thundercats the greatest Cartoon ever? I always liked MASK and also Captain Planet (he's a hero gonna take pollution down to zero!) entertaining and with a message. class. | 10 Oct 2006 |
| Was Thundercats the greatest Cartoon ever? Oh Forgot about "the hurricanes". How good was that??? | 10 Oct 2006 |
| Prince philip Quotes (about time eh) You say asshole I was pissing my panties at some of them. He really lives in the dark ages. It's soo funny!!!! | 10 Oct 2006 |
| SNOOKER: Paul Hunter Dies, Aged 27 His wife does look filthy as mind!!! | 13 Oct 2006 |
| Gordon Strachan He is one of the funniest people to get interviewed. Never takes anything seriosly. Very funny indeed. | 13 Oct 2006 |
| Nicky Butt I have. Hated him for doing it, but he's put his head down and grafted to get himself back in the first team and i think he deserves to be i… | 23 Nov 2006 |
| What Your Name Means You entered: John Cunningham There are 14 letters in your name. Those 14 letters total to 70 There are 4 vowels and 10 consonants in your na… | 20 Dec 2006 |
| Mass Murderers the dude was sick. he had pictures and quotes up from the ripper. bodies of the victims etc. he also had some up of saddam hussein. this was… | 29 Jan 2007 |
| 'The Police' reform there was something in the gossip column in Q about Sting starting to talk about reforming. Would be canny like. | 05 Feb 2007 |
| Snakes On A Plane I watched it expecting absolute shite but didn't mind it coz it was so OTT and they knew it. kind of took the piss out of its self. | 05 Feb 2007 |
| RABBI VS ZANZA VS DEANO VS LOBO VS ZUCK I'm going to join in as soon as i get my photo done. Shouldn't be too hard to beat deano!!! | 25 Feb 2007 |
| 20th April--Alreetas is 3 maybe a meal? | 03 Mar 2007 |
| 3 generations thats why its here - non are more than 6/10 - but the whole family!!! 3 wrongs make a right???? | 03 Mar 2007 |
| Please post all funny clips, etc here Jimmy Saville rapping Absolute Genius http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK01f5_aKY4 | 07 Mar 2007 |
| ALREETAS TEAM PHOTO And aren't i loving it?! | 07 Mar 2007 |
| 20th April--Alreetas is 3 I'd be up for either FYEO or house. would be a laugh | 11 Mar 2007 |
| 20th April--Alreetas is 3 When do people get paid? Make it for around then so no money isn't an issue. | 12 Mar 2007 |
| Sports Shop You can use metro centre vouchers in eldon square as well, dumb as it sounds. tells you on the back. Is there no other sports shops there? | 12 Mar 2007 |
| 20th April--Alreetas is 3 Anytime sarsar | 12 Mar 2007 |
| #579 Tuesday March 13 2007 A for me. Like Glyn usually prefer brunettes but A's cute. | 14 Mar 2007 |
| 13/03/2007 Lovin the booty today! | 14 Mar 2007 |
| #580 Wednesday March 14 2007 defo A. so hot :bounce: | 14 Mar 2007 |
| "Clerks 2" FINALLY got round to watching this. got it for my birthday and it is fucking quality!!!! Defo recommend seeing it. think it's better than th… | 19 Mar 2007 |
| Please post all funny clips, etc here This is brilliant. Was creased up when i watched it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zGFrwVJiZ4 | 19 Mar 2007 |
| New 20 quid note Yeah it's that one. It's a pain in the arse coz when i give it to customers they winge on how it's not real or that it's scottish. tits | 20 Mar 2007 |
| 20th April--Alreetas is 3 i believe it would be fine | 21 Mar 2007 |
| Favourite Practical Joke Funniest i've seen was at school. In the common room we chiars which were pretty raggy so we put a load of drawing pins under the cloth so t… | 21 Mar 2007 |
| New 20 quid note looks fake, I aint had one yet tho Yeah. The "specimen" written along it puts me off thinking it's real!!!! | 21 Mar 2007 |
| bandwitdh I apologise if it was me - I like alreetas a lot it seems... but scooby uses the same computers, so ill blame him. tut tut Scooby! | 23 Mar 2007 |
| The Rabbi makes his film debut So u get like a pre release copy of this then? Got to be posted surely! | 04 Apr 2007 |
| Stadiums http://www.worldstadiums.com/stadium_pictures/europe/united_kingdom/england/london/london_emirates2.jpg Emirates is nice too but all modern … | 04 Apr 2007 |
| Edd the duck V Gordon the Gopher Ed the Duck. He was a punk man. green hair and everything! | 04 Apr 2007 |
| MISS MARCH FINAL Went for the bumhole. Hottie A | 04 Apr 2007 |
| Stadiums It used to be for the Gallic games and traditional irish sport, but it's getting used while landsdowne road gets refurbed | 04 Apr 2007 |
| "tag names" Your Website names Use Local hero on here just for the NUFC link. gont use it anywhere else. I usually use JayCee which is my name. Feel priviliged | 18 Apr 2007 |
| New Lynx deoderant cans stopped using lynx when i was about 12!! went onto stuff that said pour homme! I was never confused! | 18 Apr 2007 |
| Fun GIFS What a tease geordie!! | 21 Apr 2007 |
| who will be next boss of Newcastle United I know i'll probably be shot down in flames but Sven wouldn't be too bad you know. His club record is impressive. i Know he fucked up englan… | 12 May 2007 |
| grammatically correct uses of the words and I get it. like this.......... Dog *space* and *space* Duck then Pig *space* and *space* Whistle. Commas should be......In the pub signs for … | 12 May 2007 |
| some facts from me "I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language is it? it is! Fuck you!!!!! | 12 May 2007 |
| What are your ringtones ? when my girlfriend rings it's the oompah loompah song coz shes small. but for everyone else at the min it's auf wiedersehn pet. | 17 May 2007 |
| 'Ray' yeah. thought it was well good. i Like films like that. u seen walk the line about johnny cash? that's good. | 17 May 2007 |
| *** 2007/2008 Alreetas Fantasy Football **** Finally Local Hero has come back to alreetas.com!!!!!! The team is in and I'm looking to improve on my position last year. That was 2nd so i… | 07 Aug 2007 |
| Orange Jews http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/a/a9/Gi-jew-movie.jpg/300px-Gi-jew-movie.jpg | 07 Aug 2007 |
| Orange Jews http://uncyclopedia.org/images/e/ed/Jewbacca.jpg | 07 Aug 2007 |
| Fat Bitch on Halfax advert I'd shag her | 07 Aug 2007 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread Me first and the gimme gimmes. Fuck I love cover versions that rock!!! smilie=guitar | 13 Aug 2007 |
| Tara Reid I would every day. she is tremendous plus she likes a drink!! | 14 Aug 2007 |
| My Space you are duly added senor lobo | 19 Aug 2007 |
| Game: - Counting with Pictures http://www.cga.gov.tw/118area/images/118bg-1.jpg | 19 Aug 2007 |
| Irratating "not funny Carr's" I'm sorry like but alan carr is funny as fuck! He ripped sunderland to shreds on friday night. | 19 Aug 2007 |
| Favourite Savoury Sausage and Bean melt is awesome!!! | 20 Aug 2007 |
| Going to UK for 4 to 5 months Well done mate, you will have the time of your life - shagging foreign birds, drinking too much, starring in porn, developing a drug problem… | 20 Aug 2007 |
| My Space well if everyone's doing it add me!! http://www.myspace.com/jvc82 | 22 Aug 2007 |
| Trish Stratus She is gorgeous like. love the one with her arse sticking up from behind her in the blue | 22 Aug 2007 |
| Amy Alexander prefer her as brunette like | 22 Aug 2007 |
| Official Newcastle Utd thread 2007- *ALL TOON POSTS IN HERE* Unlucky Zanza!!!! :cheers: seriously tho i think he'll do well in holland. but why didn't we get huntelaar in the package??!! | 26 Aug 2007 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread got the pigeon detectives album the other day which is canny good like | 26 Aug 2007 |
| Andy Cole ....... you fucker Break a leg scoring an own goal!! against us!!! | 26 Aug 2007 |
| Kieron Dyer suffers suspected broken leg ok so it's his living and it might hurt a smidge but HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! hope the greedy cunt is on a pay as you play … | 28 Aug 2007 |
| Official Newcastle Utd thread 2007- *ALL TOON POSTS IN HERE* i'd love to meet him in a dark alley and just bray the shit out of him fat smoggy cunt | 30 Aug 2007 |
| Jeff Winter can you get smoghads???? | 30 Aug 2007 |
| 30/08/2007 I like this diary version of hardcore!!! | 30 Aug 2007 |
| Jeff Winter with a smoghad ther aint no coming back. you are immersed in horrible thick purple gases with bernie slaven ramming his cock up your arse. A… | 30 Aug 2007 |
| 30/08/2007 you feel part of the fuck | 30 Aug 2007 |
| Jeff Winter Thats the sort of craic that got toon fans into bother deano tsk tsk :argue: he he he | 30 Aug 2007 |
| RUGBY LEAGUE: Andrew Johns confesses to drug problem Rugby league legend Andrew Johns has admitted to using recreational drugs during his illustrious playing career. Johns, 33, was arrested and… | 30 Aug 2007 |
| RUGBY LEAGUE: Andrew Johns confesses to drug problem Still a quality player and if he was off his tits imagine how good he could've been!!!! | 30 Aug 2007 |
| Jeff Winter why thank you sir obviously i took the inspiration from you and had my head put on | 02 Sep 2007 |
| Top 3 Favourite Pornstar? Oh don't be so fucking lame, it's not real. I also like playing rape with my fiance. Playing rape???!!!!! I enjoy playing shoot me in the ey… | 06 Sep 2007 |
| The NEW word game Sunderland | 06 Sep 2007 |
| England 3-0 Israel Heskey gave England something they've lacked for a long time. A strong target man. SWP just gets better every game. We could've ssnatched hi… | 09 Sep 2007 |
| England 3-0 Israel Would've been interestint if sam was here then. seeing as oba aint playing | 09 Sep 2007 |
| Please post all funny clips, etc here This is just adverts back to their best http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbLr2NEV_7o | 09 Sep 2007 |
| England 3-0 Israel cracking contribution deano!!! :cheers: | 10 Sep 2007 |
| Game: - Counting with Pictures http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/54342/2/istockphoto_54342_aero_146.jpg You've missed ten out dumbass | 13 Sep 2007 |
| Northern Rock asks for Bank help It's been so funny seeing everyone cack themselves. Banks do it all the time. I dunno why it's affected things so much! | 14 Sep 2007 |
| Game: - Counting with Pictures No they fucking don't!!!!!! | 14 Sep 2007 |
| iPod God dammit!!!! Tried to transfer my itunes library to my new computer but when i plugged ipod in it proceeded to wipe my entire library whic… | 15 Sep 2007 |
| Ken Bates am I being blonde, why shoes off? toon fans do it too "shoes off if you love the toon" http://www.toonarmyusa.com/images/mwaldron/everton022… | 16 Sep 2007 |
| 19 sept 2007 Best hardcore post yet | 21 Sep 2007 |
| iPod word on the street davey is they aint think much of you neither!!!! | 23 Sep 2007 |
| Coleen McLoughlin / Coleen Rooney not married yet. still a chance boys!!!! | 23 Sep 2007 |
| Kids these days! http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sctm/genericv2/683/3/01AwcAXzHvxb4AAAABAAAAAAAAAAA:.jpg | 23 Sep 2007 |
| Official Newcastle Utd thread 2007- *ALL TOON POSTS IN HERE* Manchester City 3 Newcastle 1 We could have gone second behind Arsenal if Obafemi Martins' fabulous first half strike had been built on. Ins… | 29 Sep 2007 |
| Official Newcastle Utd thread 2007- *ALL TOON POSTS IN HERE* Was a good game todya like. Thought we played well in pars but Smith looked very off and steven taylor is starting to look very ordinary whe… | 29 Sep 2007 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread Newton Faulkner 'Hand Built By Robots' album - some cool acoustic tracks Bought that album a few weeks back and not opened it yet. Think i m… | 29 Sep 2007 |
| Game: - Counting with Pictures http://www.history.navy.mil/insignia/vf/vf143.jpg | 29 Sep 2007 |
| Official Newcastle Utd thread 2007- *ALL TOON POSTS IN HERE* it'll be interesting what happens when bartons back. Personally i think it should be Given Beye Rozenhal Cacapa Luis Enrique Milner Barton G… | 29 Sep 2007 |
| Does Britney Spears deserve to lose her kids ? It's trciky. She does deserve to lose them coz let's be honest, she always out of her tree but to give them to K-Fed isn't the answer. I mea… | 02 Oct 2007 |
| Does Britney Spears deserve to lose her kids ? thanks dude!!! | 02 Oct 2007 |
| Cheryl Tweedy/Cheryl Cole from the 2008 spice girls calendar http://img22.imagevenue.com/loc743/th_47333_GirlsAloudCalendar2008Jan_123_743lo.jpg Why is she in the spi… | 02 Oct 2007 |
| "The Condemned" http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/condemned2wide.thumbnail.jpg Watched this last night and i've got to say was pretty impressed!… | 11 Oct 2007 |
| Gemma Atkinson She is tremendous | 11 Oct 2007 |
| "The Condemned" it's class. it's about a reality show where 10 cons who are on death row's around the world get put on this island and have 30 hours to kill… | 11 Oct 2007 |
| Alreetas Leader: Lobo vs Deano LOL i like the way deano's so happy to have found five pence!! sympathy vote for deano | 11 Oct 2007 |
| CYCLISTS bikers do my tits in. lost count of the number i've nearly hit in traffice jams when they decide they cant be arsed to wait. all of them cun… | 14 Oct 2007 |
| Local Hero ....respect his authority Thanks fellas. For anyone else looking to be a mod then just post a pic of yourselves in a dressing gown a night after sleeping with admin!!… | 17 Oct 2007 |
| Middlesbrough "worst place to live in Britain" In your face Jeff Winter and your shoe bombing mates!!!!!! | 17 Oct 2007 |
| 'I Am Legend' was just thinking the other day like that will smith aint done much recently | 17 Oct 2007 |
| Official Newcastle Utd thread 2007- *ALL TOON POSTS IN HERE* Another 3-1 home win. That'll do. Fucking terrible first half though, truly tedious football by both sides. Great goals by Martins & Milner … | 23 Oct 2007 |
| Simpsons Movie I'm with Lobo. Me and Deano were watchin a new South Park the other week and were in stitches but still not as good as family guy. | 26 Oct 2007 |
| Gary Megson - new Bolton Wanderers manager Total waste of time getting him. He does not have the tactical nous or motivation skills to get them out the shit | 26 Oct 2007 |
| Fires in America - pics from satellite yeah but you can have smoke without fire surely?! | 27 Oct 2007 |
| The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread Been getting down with my bad self by listening to the Kano album. is really good and has a great acoustic track on called fightin the natio… | 27 Oct 2007 |
| Simpsons Movie ha ha yeah and hen it comes and attacks peter! | 27 Oct 2007 |
| This is England saw this today and was really impressed. ends a bit sharp for me but that's the sign of a good movie isn't it? that it leaves you wanting mo… | 27 Oct 2007 |
| Fires in America - pics from satellite and you can't start a fire without a spark | 27 Oct 2007 |
| This is England saw this today and was really impressed. ends a bit sharp for me but that's the sign of a good movie isn't it? that it leaves you wanting mo… | 27 Oct 2007 |
| screws come with a warning Damn if only my set had the warning on! | 27 Oct 2007 |
| Halloween 2007 im off to a fancy dress party later on tonight. Ive got a long black coat, some boots and wearing a frankenstein mask (ooh err) Is that a pa… | 27 Oct 2007 |
| This is England fucking leaving myself logged in at deano's makes me look scizo!!! | 31 Oct 2007 |
| Your Top 10 Movie Soundtracks 24 hour party people is a good 'un too. | 31 Oct 2007 |
| YOUR AGE BY SEX MATH that's freaky as fuck!!!! | 05 Nov 2007 |
| BOXING: Joe Calzaghe vs. Mikkel Kessler great fight. calzaghe was outstanding. took punches well. kessler would have won against a dumber fighter but joe just out boxed him. still … | 05 Nov 2007 |
| Official Newcastle Utd thread 2007- *ALL TOON POSTS IN HERE* Sounds like it was a terrible match like We've come a long way this year!! Absolutely out classed by fecking Portsmouth!!!! We didn't even h… | 05 Nov 2007 |
| BOXING: Joe Calzaghe vs. Mikkel Kessler been announced that bbc1 are showing the kessler fight on sat at 1pm for anyone that missed it | 07 Nov 2007 |
| Linsi Dawn McKenzie She is the epitomy of filth like! | 09 Nov 2007 |
| mmm I'm flexible She is fucking rank! | 28 Nov 2007 |
| 05-12-07 Love the amateurs!! | 06 Dec 2007 |
| Laura Angel Wonder if rabbi has worked with her yet?!! | 09 Dec 2007 |
| FANTASY - YOU are Newcastle Utd manager - pick your team Very similar for me ...............Given................... ..Beye..Faye..Cacapa..Enrique ..Milner..Butt..Emre..N'Zogbia ......Owen.....Mart… | 05 Jan 2008 |
| Worst Band/Artist Worse than coldplay though is coldplay imitators Keane. Aside from the fact they have the same name as sunderland's manager they are so fuck… | 05 Jan 2008 |
| Mariah Carey I think she is fucking fantastic. Proper got the hots for her!! smilie=jerk | 05 Jan 2008 |
| Tina Hobley Proper MILF. bet she is filthy | 05 Jan 2008 |
| MISS ALREETAS.COM 'HOTTIE OF THE YEAR' 2007 I've gone for kelli gallo. she is so cute | 05 Jan 2008 |
| Worst Band/Artist Hate pop in general these days. It's very rare for a number one for a boy band/male vocal group (posh boy band) to have a hit which isn't a … | 06 Jan 2008 |
| Janet Jackson she is gorgeous | 22 Jan 2008 |
| Emily Booth used to enjoy her on blue review! didnt she free her beaver? | 22 Jan 2008 |
| *** 2007/2008 Alreetas Fantasy Football **** ha ha ha I'd forgotten all about it!! | 23 Jan 2008 |
| Sheridan Smith I think she's briliant. Seems like a proper bird. and with that pic of her in the pasties!!! | 23 Jan 2008 |
| 2008/09 Spanish Formula 1 GP - Should it be cancelled? I think Spanish sport does have a massive problem with racism and I think that the only way to show them (and by them i mean the "fans") is … | 07 Feb 2008 |
| The Rules of Chuck Norris HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is what came up for me!!!!! Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he fi… | 09 Feb 2008 |
| facebook Ha ha ha!! tell me about it. I keep getting those fecking invites from you, lobo, every other day practically!! | 17 Feb 2008 |
| facebook Local Hero if u click "Block application" you wont get invited to it I know but sometimes it's nice to know that people care. Or want to use… | 17 Feb 2008 |
| Was this really a good idea? Public Marriage Proposal Is it just me who thinks that was totally staged? Probably a bet between mates or something?? Just looks so fake | 22 Feb 2008 |
| Sheridan Smith Just watched a new 2 pints episode and her tits are getting bigger!! so so gorgeous! | 24 Feb 2008 |
| Sunday February 24 2008 love the gifs | 24 Feb 2008 |
| BOXING: Who should fight Ricky Hatton next ? I think he should do what mayweather has done and perhaps fight undertaker!! | 26 Feb 2008 |
| RUSSIAN BRIDE 2008 #237149 Let's get it oooonnn!!!! | 29 Feb 2008 |
| RUSSIAN BRIDE 2008 New profile number 237190 | 01 Mar 2008 |
| RUSSIAN BRIDE 2008 It's rejected mine for a second time. Fuck that. I'm out! smilie=angry | 02 Mar 2008 |
| Do you wipe your arse standing up or sitting down? Stand up. fold paper. wipe from sack back over. The only way. The RIGHT way! | 18 Mar 2008 |
| Post what picture you get http://www.awooga.org/images/6htfsadsnppa25ps.gif Andrew WK http://www.awooga.org/images/nonlc8fm90g8scxolo0b.jpg Geet urrp!! http://www.awo… | 07 Apr 2008 |
| Post what picture you get http://www.awooga.org/images/ob8k4mxmvca2fo85e7uh.jpg http://www.awooga.org/images/xqv084l88zq5ljje11h.jpg http://www.awooga.org/images/eiqk… | 08 Apr 2008 |
| super goals thread Best natural finisher ever http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg54mPNcbTk&NR=1 | 16 Apr 2008 |
| Friday April 18 2008 like her with the specs like! smilie=rom | 18 Apr 2008 |
| WRESTLING: Mike Adamle - new WWE/ECW announcer Tazz was absolutely ripping it out of him at the desk. was soo funny. He seemed embarrased to be sat with such a fucktard! | 29 Apr 2008 |
| Euro 2008 Fantasy Football I put mine in on Sunday and can't be frigged to do another scren print!! | 22 May 2008 |
| Champions League Final With Deano on this one like. He is so over rated because he plays for a London club. Yes he can tackle but he has no pace and without Carval… | 22 May 2008 |
| Euro 2008 Fantasy Football I know I know!! Prob took me longer to add the post!! But doing it as a form of protest against it being deleted on Sunday!!! hahahaha | 23 May 2008 |
| My Name Is Earl I keep catching odd episodes and really love it but keep forgetting to buy it but I have some vouchers to spend so think I will get them | 24 May 2008 |
| North of England Grappling Championships 2008 you not gonna enter then eh? give this one a miss | 24 May 2008 |
| Next Monday I Shall Be Mostly Partying With.... Fucking hell Rabbi. Can't belive you are away partying with Simon Adebesi?!?! You are living the dream mate | 27 May 2008 |
| Kevin Keegan, next manager of ....Sunderland ???? why bumped??? lol | 27 May 2008 |
| Next Monday I Shall Be Mostly Partying With.... Just when i couldn't get more jealous......free fucking bar. TWAT!!!! | 27 May 2008 |
| Next Monday I Shall Be Mostly Partying With.... Wouldn't go back twice mate. That's why I didn't give her my surname!! | 28 May 2008 |
| Saturday May 31 2008 Some great pics there | 01 Jun 2008 |
| Next Monday I Shall Be Mostly Partying With.... I am defo tuning in!!! | 03 Jun 2008 |
| Games That sounds mint!!! 01/02 was prob the best format of the game | 11 Jun 2008 |
| TNA Liverpool Everyone had a photo opportunity at the end and the wrestlers either came round the ring or were waiting in a room. It was a great idea by T… | 15 Jun 2008 |
| TNA Liverpool Pretty much the same ones. Except didn't get Earl. Dean just wanted that one to send his mate who hates him because of Montreal Screw Job. I… | 15 Jun 2008 |
| Games ill find the link tonight for you if you want - its quality, back to the days of a season per night whey aye get that link on! | 18 Jun 2008 |
| WE FUCKED UP THE AIMAR SIGNING ROYALLY!!!! From the BBC gossip column Real Zaragoza's Argentine midfielder Pablo Aimar, 28, says he will sign for Benfica - dealing a blow to Newcastle… | 16 Jul 2008 |
| WRESTLING: TNA 'Victory Road' PPV Thought the X division matches were great but feel the main event went a bit weird. Sharmelle screaming stop for no particular reason and th… | 21 Jul 2008 |
| mexican drug dealers house (check out the PICS) Did it say anything about how much??? | 14 Aug 2008 |
| The Alreetas.com Fantasy League 08/09 Mines in now as well. | 16 Aug 2008 |
| The Rabbis Ninja News any update Rabbi? | 17 Aug 2008 |
| The Alreetas.com Fantasy League 08/09 Well thank you sir. I had a look to see if there was any changes to make for this week but am confident of another good week. Gonna try and … | 20 Aug 2008 |
| Last Man Standing Game - RABBI IS ROUND 2 CHAMPION I'll go for spurs | 20 Aug 2008 |
| Derek Llambias - NUFC Chairman Extracted from wikipedia today: Derek Llambias From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Jump to: navigation, search Derek Llambias Nationality … | 02 Sep 2008 |
| WHO WILL BE NEXT TOON MANAGER 2008 I reckon a sneaky one would be frank rijkaard. He is used to the set up of not having control over transfers and is out of a job. just an id… | 06 Sep 2008 |
| BOXING: Amir Khan knocked out in 1st rd by Breidis Prescott Loved this. I put a couple of quid on the other bloke at 8/1. So glad he got knocked out the arrogant little cunt. just watched it on youtub… | 07 Sep 2008 |
| UFC 88 - Breakthrough Fucking over the moon with that result like. Had an accumulator on for chuck and khan to lose with rich franklin winning and got £38 back fr… | 07 Sep 2008 |
| WRESTLING: The Mick Foley thread I think he'll be getting involved as and when like sting. and with this "respect" angle I think he will be playing a major role | 07 Sep 2008 |
| Mike Ashley statement Newcastle owner Mike Ashley has said he is prepared to sell the club after weeks of turmoil at St James' Park. Ashley has come under critici… | 14 Sep 2008 |
| Mike Ashley statement I have read the full statement on co.uk and I think he comes across very well. It has been a tough couple of weeks (his own doing) and he ob… | 14 Sep 2008 |
| ALREETAS NIGHT OUT Am soooo gutted that I missed it. The wedding was fucking shite anyway. Would have preferred to go to the match!!! | 15 Sep 2008 |
| Pedo Bear! That is tremendous like!! So fucking funny. | 15 Sep 2008 |
| WRESTLING: TNA 'No Surrender' PPV I'm with Deano. It's not like WWE where it's always HHH and he is fighting Jeff Hardy, shelton benjamin, MVP (????) in a scramble and winnin… | 15 Sep 2008 |
| YOUR Ultimate Super Band Matt Helders - Arctic Monkeys on drums http://i.thisislondon.co.uk/i/pix/2007/03/heldersWI_243x291.jpg Flea -RHCP on bass http://i.realone.c… | 15 Sep 2008 |
| WRESTLING: TNA 'No Surrender' PPV Aye. I think him or christian would be the next logical step like. | 16 Sep 2008 |
| Hello Hello Alreet lady?! How's you and the family? | 17 Sep 2008 |
| Drummer Barker injured in crash Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker has been seriously injured in a Learjet plane crash in South Carolina, in the US, that has killed fou… | 20 Sep 2008 |
| Hello Hello So now you have your own place this mean you are back on alreetas full time or is it just a fleeting appearance? | 21 Sep 2008 |
| ALREETAS NIGHT OUT Defo. I am hoping that no selfish people will invite me to a wedding on the same night again. | 21 Sep 2008 |
| Fuck Newcastle I was gonna say like Rabbi. I was glad to see that last sentance in your post. I am always gonna be supporting whoever turns out in black an… | 21 Sep 2008 |
| Fuck Newcastle bet he wasn't laughing when he lost £300m on HBOS shares!! No wonder he is asking for so much!! http://www.mirror.co.uk/latest-news/news/200… | 21 Sep 2008 |
| Cars Sounds expensive. I just had to get mine serviced £134 and then found out i had illegal tyres! they were apparantly bald. (Does that make me… | 21 Sep 2008 |
| Last Man Standing Game - RABBI IS ROUND 2 CHAMPION I'll go chelsea | 22 Sep 2008 |
| How commentary should be http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDcJ1Jb7Khs | 22 Sep 2008 |
| WHO WILL BE NEXT TOON MANAGER 2008 Can't say I saw this coming and I think Wise could well have put him forward, but I really like his honesty in his interview. He knows that … | 27 Sep 2008 |
| Last Man Standing Game - RABBI IS ROUND 2 CHAMPION I'll say the Arsenal | 30 Sep 2008 |
| Hulk Hogan Celebrity Wrestling Didn't butterbean have a run in WWF? Sounds canny like. That Danny Bonaduce is a right fucking nutter so watch out for him as well | 05 Oct 2008 |
| Elite XC Just watched it on youtube and am in stitches!! First and Kimbo trying to fight the ref after he ended it and then the commentary!! Making i… | 05 Oct 2008 |
| Mila Kunis I think she is fucking awesome. really really hot | 07 Oct 2008 |
| This could be the most epic thread ever! Think this should turn into a documentary mate. Totally film all of it!! | 22 Oct 2008 |
| This could be the most epic thread ever! Fuck!! I go away for a week and it is all stations go. This is going great guns! I am getting well excited for you fella! Imagine it went qu… | 31 Oct 2008 |
| ALREETAS XMAS NIGHT OUT DECEMBER 6TH I'm in coz gutted i missed the last one! | 31 Oct 2008 |
| WRESTLING: The Bret 'Hitman' Hart thread Have just finished his book whilst on holiday and it is fucking tremendous. Gives a real insight inside the locker room and he is brutally h… | 31 Oct 2008 |
| Last Man Standing Game - RABBI IS ROUND 2 CHAMPION I'll go for Pompey | 31 Oct 2008 |
| AC/DC 'Black Ice' Was going to try and get tickets for them for the Black Ice tour as it is just one of THE bands that you must see before you die. BUT Oasis … | 31 Oct 2008 |
| How to give feedback on ebay That is quality like! Think I will start doing the same when I buy stuff. | 31 Oct 2008 |
| This could be the most epic thread ever! This is unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!! This has gone so far so quickly! GRICEY AND PAV ON THE PISS, GRICEY AND PAV ON THE PISS!!! | 04 Nov 2008 |
| ALREETAS XMAS NIGHT OUT DECEMBER 6TH oh most definitely we need to get more drunk this time tho!! OK then!! (see how much persuading that took!) | 04 Nov 2008 |
| Enzo Calzaghe Small talk interview from the guardian online. - Quality read Afternoon, Enzo. Are you confident ahead of Joe's fight against Roy Jones Jr? … | 05 Nov 2008 |
| This could be the most epic thread ever! Sir Les is at spurs now so could he be contacted through them? I know that a few of the players do after dinner talks through grass roots. h… | 05 Nov 2008 |
| Raw 800th Episode Now I have raw sky+'d for the simple matter of listening to Santino Morella. He is the only high point in the show however this week it was … | 05 Nov 2008 |
| Raw 800th Episode On a side note, does anyone watch the Botchamania videos on youtube? I think they are great and enjoy chuckling at wrestling gone wrong. | 05 Nov 2008 |
| Raw 800th Episode No. Just HHH and HBK. Apparently if your name can't be shortened to a thre letter acronym you can't come back! | 05 Nov 2008 |
| Raw 800th Episode Xpac = so close, so close Yet so far!! | 06 Nov 2008 |
| simmo1974 Welcome to the site Gaz | 06 Nov 2008 |
| BOXING: Joe Calzaghe vs. Roy Jones Jr Wow beet an old has been woohoo He's only 3 years older Dean!! It's about time you gave a fighter who is undefeated in his career a bit cred… | 09 Nov 2008 |
| BOXING: Joe Calzaghe vs. Roy Jones Jr Calzaghe didn't look to troubled apart from the forearm smash! | 09 Nov 2008 |
| Enrique Iglesias Greatest Hits is this the super gay thread ? ......... I jest I jest (sorry mate) i aint mate - im not much of an Enrique fan. I dont dislike his music, j… | 19 Nov 2008 |
| Hitler HAD only one ball AN extraordinary account from a German army medic has finally confirmed what the world long suspected: Hitler only had one ball. War veteran… | 19 Nov 2008 |
| Hitler HAD only one ball Not the first time a Hitler tash has been drawn on me like. Why the Hell would a war medic tell his priest about it, why would the priest wr… | 21 Nov 2008 |
| 6th Dec Night out Think me and rabbi and i believe scooby are at the match so will prob meet up straight after match. | 25 Nov 2008 |
| 6th Dec Night out GUTTED!!!! Just found out that my lass has organised some family shit on Saturday night. Apparently she told me about 4 weeks ago but I'll b… | 25 Nov 2008 |
| Freshen up the WWE This is not my idea. I read this on the BBC's 606 site (a good forum for wrestling) and had to share it. It is an awesome idea; http://www.b… | 02 Dec 2008 |
| Huntelaar to Real Madrid It'll be interesting to see how he does at Madrid as it can be quite easy to get a good goal to game ratio in Holland. Look at Afonso Alves!… | 03 Dec 2008 |
| Freshen up the WWE Not yet. It is still just rumours at the mo I think. | 03 Dec 2008 |
| The Alreetas.com Fantasy League 08/09 simmo1974. mate from work | 07 Dec 2008 |
| Sam Heuston http://img161.imagevenue.com/loc841/th_62326_samheuston6456_123_841lo.jpg Her pussy looks amazing in this one | 21 Dec 2008 |
| Seriously check this out (Top class Touch Judge) Congratulations mate. On the up and up!! :cheers: | 23 Dec 2008 |
| January Transfer Window Not to piss on your parade Rabbi, but from all the info from your ITK, how many have come off? Really not having a go, just interested. | 02 Jan 2009 |
| January Transfer Window Downings banned his request in today I see you watchin local hero.... Yea but let's be honest, did anyone not expect it??? I want juicy gos… | 06 Jan 2009 |
| Chris Jericho 'A Lions Tale' I had heard that this was meant to be a great read like. You get the bret hart book by the way? | 06 Jan 2009 |
| Chris Jericho 'A Lions Tale' I got it on holiday in Canada. Have read Mick Foley's now as well and think Jericho's will be next on my list. | 06 Jan 2009 |
| Jihad on My fitness So surely this should not be a Jihad? Is this not a blessing in disguise? Gives you more time to get those two mins off? | 06 Jan 2009 |
| Jihad on My fitness Instead of the carrot on a stick method it should be a can of dew in front of you. THEN you would get the time!! :cheers: | 07 Jan 2009 |
| January Transfer Window Personally I don't think Shay will go until they have Harper signed up. That would make sense.............but then again this is NUFC! | 20 Jan 2009 |
| Affliction Affliction: Day of reckoning is on Bravo on Sunday at 9!!!! I am going to watch this with great anticipation as I haven't really seen a lot … | 22 Jan 2009 |
| January Transfer Window I am well surprised at this like. Why haven't we gone for him????? He is a quality player and at £5m a steal i reckon. | 23 Jan 2009 |
| January Transfer Window Could Shay stay? Apparently Man City have offered £5m and are not budging. I think that is disgusting. I am with JFK like. They can afford t… | 29 Jan 2009 |