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Favourite books/authors
Gotta love the potter but im really into Dan Brown - the geezer who wrote Da Vinci code and Angels and Demons and Deception Point All fantas…
21 Oct 2005
sexiest eye colour
Well mine are greeny brown but big :) i LIKE my eyes !!! But i have always like piercing blue eyes on men and deep dark brown on a woman x
22 Oct 2005
Chat Up Lines - best you heard/do they work?
The saddest one i used to use and it worked was when a guy would ask me my name i replied 'Mary' theyd saw yeah thats cute or nice to which …
23 Oct 2005
Thanks Neo
THanks for recommending this awesome site, makes me smile when my days are grey and dreary x *Do I dare unleash the cheekster*
28 Oct 2005
Thanks Neo
/flipsbackhead /shakesvigourously /looksup /flasheswickedgrin ****Unleashes the Cheekster****
28 Oct 2005
Clit Or Dick ???
Totally agree with you there Boston !! Had a really bad experience with a guy who suffered micro penis !! Not that i have ever been one for …
29 Oct 2005
Halloween
Hehe thats awesome Boston. Id have probably ended up in the river im a jumpy little bugger. I used to do a lot of Outdoor pursuits and used …
29 Oct 2005
Clit Or Dick ???
Hehe /blush well you caught me out Boston. But being an ex squaddie im used to men getting there tackle out in public - Its a very common oc…
29 Oct 2005
Halloween
I hate walking alone at night i tend to run like fuck !!!
29 Oct 2005
Halloween
Infact i remember one night when i lived in germany , i was pissed as a newt and my husband was away i heard noises upstairs and it took me …
29 Oct 2005
Clit Or Dick ???
Well Lets just say, he nearly split me in 2 :) The other one i just made my excuses and left !!
29 Oct 2005
Halloween
Boston that wasnt one with loads of ghost pictures was it and you look for the ghostly figures? Then some scraming and awefull faces flash a…
29 Oct 2005
Clit Or Dick ???
He still tried chatting me up the next night :) I was tactful !! i assure you. I didnt say 'Sorry i wont fuck you as you have a small dick' …
29 Oct 2005
Clit Or Dick ???
Yeah Lobo dont be shy
29 Oct 2005
Halloween
Shit i darnt I was too scared to open the damn link even
29 Oct 2005
Clit Or Dick ???
Hehehe x
29 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
Must admit i like the doggy but there is something ubelievably deep about the reverse cowgirl , kinda controlling and mmmm.............. shi…
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
most certainly, gotta love the shower scenario ...... mmmm i would digress but i would be called perv
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
hmmm me thinks neo is shy !!!! He needs to express more i bet you have a favourite your just to shy to say x /mofo
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
kk so i can think of nothing better then giving a guy a blowjob in the shower. Gotta be my fav, Water running down my face... mmm gotta go d…
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
bath is good too as you can get your head down in the water :) kind of a sense of well ermmmm danger ..................
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
im sorry but the shower does it for me big style something about strange places etc, i dont do conventional x x
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
okay past or future
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
so in other words what i have done or what i would like to do for the simpletons on this server
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
k Past Bus !! Giving a guy a blowjob whilst driving and making him cum Cornfiled rugby pitch middle of the woods up against the door of a fu…
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
oh what care more about the match doyou actually so do i TOON TOON BLACK AND WHITE ARMY
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
AHH LEAgue is good, but tbh after paying 50 squid for a falcons top which i must admit i look rather good in /bah ill stick to jesmond dean …
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
both Id go for it like a bunny whilst watching the match :P beat that mofo :cheers:
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
Yeah but im a mofo maybe i should take a picture of me in the top !!!!
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
and as for the bunny that gives me a inclination :P mmmmm rampant rabbit /godblessannsummers
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
you havent seen the new one have you 50 quid Front and back MOSST FUCKIN AWEEEEEEEESOME damn
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
yeah but a girl with 2 is a girl thats errrm either having fun or bored
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
they both have their own job of course and they like to work seperate at times but sometimes both together x
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
nah both together they are rather friendly
30 Oct 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
ill leave that too your imagination but both and errr both
30 Oct 2005
Sad i know
kay my last name is BROWN sad i know but mydaughter is called charlotte or charlie for short so shes CHARLIE BROWN
30 Oct 2005
Bickie
wish i was allowed them in the house but i looooooooove nice biscuits sooo sugary
30 Oct 2005
Better in the sack
Personally i think posh men are either too posh to nosh or they are in it for them selves !!
01 Nov 2005
Nicknames
Mine are School Ladders : Last name was Ladley Army Had several Trio : Due to susie from the old Trio adverts i could shout loud Bert : Just…
01 Nov 2005
Chat Up Lines - best you heard/do they work?
Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk If a women asks, "Excuse me, do y…
02 Nov 2005
welcome Ruth2006
welcome to the forums hun, :) Smile and give as good as you get
02 Nov 2005
bull shit
Isnt that just a photo of the cleaner for the House of commons
02 Nov 2005
Favourite sites
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/soundboards.shtml I love the full metal jacket one
02 Nov 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
ditto x
03 Nov 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
true luv everytime for me :) (refers to neos jokes section thread)
03 Nov 2005
Favourite Sexual Position
hehehehe you put it in and you cant remember !!! bah your no fun !!!!
03 Nov 2005
welcome katieb250577
hello there lady :) welcome
03 Nov 2005
#87 Sunday November 06 2005
A for me too - Very appleton sisterish !! Nice body
06 Nov 2005
Oh Yes Neo read it and Weep
Yes Neo you may have tried to beat the Cheekygirl but i am the forum whore !! I can spam my little ass of to my hearts content so wake up an…
06 Nov 2005
Oh Yes Neo read it and Weep
Lol Neo thinks he can outdo me on postingthe little mofo !!! THe cheekster loves a challenge and will outdo the little northern monkey
06 Nov 2005
Sad Sporting Claims to Fame
1. Got scouted for Doncaster Belles 2. Played Darts for the North of England and picked for the england Under 21s 3. Chatted up Carl Gasgoin…
06 Nov 2005
Oh Yes Neo read it and Weep
SHut up Porridge wog You know how Scotland got populated , the geordies chucked a pig over the wall and the rest they say is history !!
06 Nov 2005
Sad Sporting Claims to Fame
I did play sport on county level for Darts (Humberside i was there youngest ever player at 14) Football Hockey Netball Athletics ( and north…
06 Nov 2005
Oh Yes Neo read it and Weep
Hehehe bet hes had a few pigs in his time !!
07 Nov 2005
Oh Yes Neo read it and Weep
Definatly havent slept with any pigs, beastiality is not my scene , makes me puke !! Neo get some posts in whilst my mums down as i will hav…
07 Nov 2005
Introduce yourself please
Hello Im the CheekyGirl Unfortunatly being associated with Neo he dragged me to here one day with a promise of fun and laughs galore. Damn h…
08 Nov 2005
Oh Yes Neo read it and Weep
Nothing to Post / Bah A bitch fight with you is inevitable. Dont mess with the Cheeky you know my circumstances , a bit of bottle filling fr…
08 Nov 2005
tuesday 08 nov 05
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08 Nov 2005
tuesday 08 nov 05
Okay Neo is posting piccys like this at 4 am lol *Anyone take a guess at what Neo was getting up to at that time of day* /pondersatNeo :ange…
08 Nov 2005
tuesday 08 nov 05
Neo Neo Neo ! Bah GET IN MY SON !!!!! Its only natural and damn healthy :)
08 Nov 2005
Bloody Nectar Points
Stupid bloody reward points for paying an arm and a leg in sainsbury for some naff ass food that thinks its fucking poss cos that posh cockn…
08 Nov 2005
To the guy at the petrol station
Just saying a big thankyou to the big sexy assed geezer who made me feel like a fit woman today at the petrol station. He thanked me for mov…
08 Nov 2005
To the guy at the petrol station
No i was at the back of the que and one care moved and i pulled right forward so he could get his jeep in to get fuel too, He thanked me mas…
08 Nov 2005
To the guy at the petrol station
Hehehe Think he would have to say a bit more then what he did to get in my bed mr !!! Its all about love with me :)
08 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
Okay Ladies get postin here, Piccys of your top totty !! and why you think they are HOTTIES !!!!
08 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
http://www.nufc.unas.cz/images_cze/squad/bellamy.jpg Sorry but he does it for me !!
08 Nov 2005
To the guy at the petrol station
No :( Im still waiting for mr blue eyes to come into my life lol, Always gone for the dark hair dark eyed guys but i have a thing for blue !…
08 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
http://www.clab.dk/kathe/photos/photos/Daniel%20Bedingfield.jpg Most definatly sexy as fuck and this man could sing me to sleep anynight !!
08 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
http://tolkienilu.chez.tiscali.fr/film/ttt/aragorn.jpg Damn i would play with his sword for hours mmmmm it looks sooo big and soooo tasty !!…
08 Nov 2005
To the guy at the petrol station
oooooh nice send him my way pls, hes a bit of a tiger so hell do
08 Nov 2005
To the guy at the petrol station
i doubt it !! phnarr phnarrr
08 Nov 2005
NEW MOD BOSTON
Congrats lady !! Get In !!
08 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
yeah and he has one which interests me immensly
08 Nov 2005
To the guy at the petrol station
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm goes for a cold shower
08 Nov 2005
The 6 classes of women
mmmmm nice eyes dont get me going again :)
10 Nov 2005
MrGinge
Heya Ginge you cheeky fool, you made it onto here, welcome matey, im sure you will appreciate this forum immensly !!! Get posting and show t…
10 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
oh boston i like you more each day you have some good taste :P they are hot bodies mmmmmmmm
10 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
damn i would give this one a good seeing too http://www.americanhotbodies.com/andres480.jpg
10 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
damn i wish i was that concrete wall !! http://www.americanhotbodies.com/dsire277.jpg
10 Nov 2005
Hot Morning Tottie
mmm wouldnt say no to waking up next to this (obviously minus the water although being in the water with him could be grrrrrrrrrreat fun) ht…
11 Nov 2005
Git
hello Git , dare i say it Yeah i will , you are a GIT !! Welcome aboard our merry ship, hope your sailing is joyous and trouble free and may…
11 Nov 2005
Git
maybe you can tell us why Cheeky and Neo call each other Mofo ?????????? hmmm doubt they will know but maybe you should ask that MOFO Neo w…
11 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
Deano im sure that the likes of Me and Boston would appreciate your contribution - would be nice to actually see what men deam as sort of ni…
11 Nov 2005
FAITHLESS ROK !!
Yet again i have bashed my credit card and bought tickets to see Faithless in concert. Anyone who likes any of there songs should spend a fe…
11 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
Ohh deano you hit the spot with that damn Sean Bean Piccy that man is hot in soo many ways !!!
12 Nov 2005
Git
MOFO Busy /bah !!!!
12 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
Some thing so manly about him and gosh he has a fucking superb voice, i love accents and voices , having someone with a lush accent whisper …
12 Nov 2005
One For the Ladies
must admit i love the geordie accent its lush !!
12 Nov 2005
Favourite Horror/scary movie ???
I am the jumpiest monkey in Nato I shit myself at any horror movie, i went to watch scream at the cinema when it first came out but this was…
13 Nov 2005
rememberance day
I will remember forever the guys i have stood beside who fight together in the war. My heart goes out to those past and present and i wish i…
13 Nov 2005
What song sums you up !!
Okay guys time to get anal and female here xx (dont take that the wrong way lobo and dont fucking start some female anal thing either) What …
13 Nov 2005
Todays Hotties : Nov 13th
http://www.tyrese.com/tyresegallery/tgalpic9.jpg He would soo get it !! but this one is a damn !! Fuckable look ! http://www.keanu-reeves.ne…
13 Nov 2005
Todays Hotties : Nov 13th
That man has eyes to die for !! Could look into those for hours, body dont bother me on any man, but eyes and the smile !!! Gives you more o…
13 Nov 2005
Do you have a favourite saying
Is there a Phrase you always tend to say !! I always used to say " You cant kid a kidder" Also i have an annoying habbit of calling everythi…
13 Nov 2005
What song sums you up !!
Sometimes i kinda think 'Tracks of my tears' sums me up but its kinda deep !! My most favourite song which has meaning to me is 'Tonight is …
13 Nov 2005
Streets of Fire
This was an 80's classic for me, most of the music done by Jim Steinman who is my utter most hero of song (slushy shite) It was about a kidn…
13 Nov 2005
Favourite Horror/scary movie ???
I cant watch it at all would give me permenant nightmares i cant even watch fx2 the deadly art of illusion as it ahs a clown in it
13 Nov 2005
rememberance day
You never forget your army number No unfortunatly i never left wiltshire when i was in the military, i got medically discharged but married …
13 Nov 2005
What song sums you up !!
He he Must admit one of my favourite songs ever of recent is Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden Dont Cry by Guns and Roses is one which mak…
13 Nov 2005
Todays Hotties : Nov 13th
mR matrix would get it for hours from me x x
13 Nov 2005
Todays Hotties : Nov 13th
nooooo dont do recoup sorry , my recoup time involves more action from the mouth for the man until he feels good and ready to go at it again…
13 Nov 2005
Streets of Fire
Most definatly Mr Steinman is of Meatloaf and Bonnie TYler fame , he wrote most of there songs and actually does V.V.V.good renditions of th…
13 Nov 2005
Favourite Horror/scary movie ???
damn your giving me the heeby jeebys now just thining about it im starting to get nervous and shudder
13 Nov 2005
George Foreman V George Fornby
damn gotta admit formby would be a crack to watch !!
13 Nov 2005
Todays Hotties : Nov 13th
muahahhahahhahaha recouping is for the weak !!
13 Nov 2005
rememberance day
He gets back in 5 hours and my house looks like fallujah !!
13 Nov 2005
What is your Favourite Feel good movie
Favourite Feel good movies and why :) do they make you laugh cry or just feel good
13 Nov 2005
What is your Favourite Feel good movie
One of mine has to be 'My best friends Wedding' purley for Rupert Everett who is soo fucking awesome !! When they sit around the dinner tabl…
13 Nov 2005
Do you have a favourite saying
Fuck it !!! really i would have thought it were 'no im actually half left' but then am i being a bit perdantic !! in picking on you !
13 Nov 2005
What is your Favourite Feel good movie
Do love matrix especially the music gonna have to buy the soundtrack me thinks
13 Nov 2005
rememberance day
sod that for a game of soldiers all hes looking forward to is the fact i will have made one of my amazing lasagnes for him !! Cook Clean and…
13 Nov 2005
What is your Favourite Feel good movie
Okay this is where i reveal what a sad shit i really am When im having a blue day when i feel all emotional and soppy i watch my catherine c…
13 Nov 2005
rememberance day
My kids are Charlotte Nearly 6 !! (although reminds me of kevin the teenager) Joshua 16 months (who is an absolute nutcase who is a firm lov…
13 Nov 2005
What is your Favourite Feel good movie
Wierd science and The breakfast club i luv em x x
13 Nov 2005
rememberance day
Yeah they are riotess Take this morning for instance: Joshy wakes up at 6am. Decides he wants to fill his nappy straight away (damn hes a ma…
13 Nov 2005
What is your Favourite Feel good movie
i loved as good as it gets, totally made me laugh with the OCD thing :) i feel for people who do suffer from it.
13 Nov 2005
FAITHLESS ROK !!
Didos brother is a god !! He really would get it , hes not really that good looking but he has that whole sexual prescence lets just say i t…
13 Nov 2005
FAITHLESS ROK !!
Yup my sentiments not all hard dance beats either, they seem to play one hard track then one chilled out repeatedly at the concert
13 Nov 2005
FAITHLESS ROK !!
yeah get your breath back :P
13 Nov 2005
George Foreman V George Fornby
who was george foreman aint that the guy who makes them grills !! what they gonna fight with one with a grill and one with a ukalaleeeeee (m…
13 Nov 2005
What song sums you up !!
I think right now the song that would describe me best would be ' Bitch ' cos alegedly i am one :) x
14 Nov 2005
What song sums you up !!
Actually just to enlighten you Neo i used to be in a band when i was in the army called 'Dont you know' we did pubs around salisbury area, i…
14 Nov 2005
Monday 14/11/05 CHECK HIM OUT
Boston lady they are 'Off the hoooooook' especially that second one well he had eyes to die for and well errrm something else kinda apealing
14 Nov 2005
How bout this in a few years time
that is propper minging
17 Nov 2005
Thanyou Me !!
TIme to thank myself !! I think i need more self appreciation and my pshychiatrist says it does me good !! /twitch Nope i have finally done …
21 Nov 2005
Metro Prices
yeah i was on the metro the other day ticket inspecters get on and asked this lass for her ticket she was searchin franticly for it pullin e…
21 Nov 2005
21st Nov Hot ass
Here goes a few hehe http://dalova.net/hunks/Hunks/22.jpg http://dalova.net/hunks/Hunks/28.jpg http://dalova.net/hunks/keanu/kr5.jpg oh yes …
21 Nov 2005
Thanyou Me !!
Hmm not after last time lol j/k do i look like a bloody scrubber !!! actually at the minute i feel like a cleaning freak, just wanna clean m…
21 Nov 2005
Welcome Drognan
HOla have fun :P
21 Nov 2005
BJ mania
Okay heres a thread and be honest girls !! Maddest Place you have given a blow job ! (this is for my own self i need to know if im a nutter …
22 Nov 2005
BJ mania
Okay i will say Probably have a few but number 1 is Giving head to a guy whilst he was driving his car pulled up next to a bus at some traff…
22 Nov 2005
TEST thing
Okay im mysterious, loving, romantic wacky and wild !! yeah i think that does actually sum me up !!!!
22 Nov 2005
The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread
Gotta admit im stuck on a song at the moment Because the Night - Jan Wayne !! i love it ! :bounce:
22 Nov 2005
BJ mania
the tower of london............interrupted by a beefeater...........! Thats mental ruth !! good one :joker:
22 Nov 2005
BJ mania
Must admit i have done it a few times in the cinema and whilst underneath someones desk whilst he was pretending to work
22 Nov 2005
TEST thing
does that sum you up ruth ?
22 Nov 2005
BJ mania
oh dont be shy predator i must say my best feature is my lips !!! they normally become a talking point :)
22 Nov 2005
TEST thing
Nice to know deano is in touch with his feminine side !!
22 Nov 2005
BJ mania
See thats classified info, i could tell you but id have to .......
22 Nov 2005
TEST thing
Oh so your happy too :)
22 Nov 2005
'Saved By The Bell' - Racist and classist ????
Must admit i loved that show used to watch it all teh time although slater did remind me of my brother sean !! fucking muscly as shit and th…
22 Nov 2005
Tuesday 22/11/05
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :angel12:
22 Nov 2005
BJ mania
Damn you should have said Blow you !!! oops !! and yes Pred i am a naughty girl thats why my name is CHEEKY !!! /MOFO
22 Nov 2005
Any Canoeist's here
I used to !! and i loved it although i did end up spending a lot of time with my head under ! Id be up for it big time to do some more just …
22 Nov 2005
BJ mania
im sayin nothin Dont be shy Neo !!
22 Nov 2005
BJ mania
rofl
22 Nov 2005
#1 - Wednesday November 23 2005
TOdays hotties a. NGO http://www.getingo.com/images/portfolio/13-May-2005_22-33-16.large b. Pete Maneos http://www.adonispete.com/images/ind…
23 Nov 2005
SOme Crazy Facts
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would produce enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.) If y…
23 Nov 2005
Anyone for a Hot Dog ?
http://www.armenianteens.com/funny-pictures/hotdogs.jpg
23 Nov 2005
10 mad animal facts
#1 A Goldfish's attention span is three seconds #2 Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons #3 Beavers can hold their breathe for 45 m…
23 Nov 2005
#1 - Wednesday November 23 2005
Im voting for B he has that David Duchovny (howeveryouspellit) (guy from xfiles) look, id give him my full attention
23 Nov 2005
Some more of lifes unanswered Questions
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? Why is it that if someone tell…
23 Nov 2005
Anyone for a Hot Dog ?
rofl thats sick Lobo
23 Nov 2005
Whats your Idea of Romantic
Okay whats your idea of Romantic ? What would you really like a guy to say to you and where would an ideal romantic date be ?
23 Nov 2005
Anyone for a Hot Dog ?
do you think the dogs felt stupid
23 Nov 2005
change of name
ROfl !
23 Nov 2005
Wesley Snipes .....In the UFC !!!???
Fuck me is that his name !!! damn hes one hot piece of ass i drool over him when i watch that program hed gett it over and over and over aga…
23 Nov 2005
Rachel Weisz
This girl is amazingly beautiful and talented and best of all shes a brit ! http://www.toppics4u.com/rachel_weisz/misc/008.jpg
23 Nov 2005
Rachel Weisz
MOst definatly i would not kick her out of bed !!! Shes hot as hell
23 Nov 2005
Rachel Weisz
are you blind !!!
23 Nov 2005
Rachel Weisz
Hmm think you need your eyes testing then hehehehe
23 Nov 2005
Jordan/Katie Price
I actually think she is preety but could do with a new makeup artist !! id offer my services of course !!
23 Nov 2005
Whats your Idea of Romantic
I must say that walking is one of my things too i could walk for miles with the right person beside me !! My idea of romance is like your Bo…
23 Nov 2005
Whats your Idea of Romantic
Shut up mofo that was the furthest i have walked in over 5 years ffs give a girl a chance !!!
23 Nov 2005
#1 - Wednesday November 23 2005
Lol boston size dont matter honest !!
23 Nov 2005
New photo site
Okay i set up an msn group for us all you need to register and i will accept you , a great place to place any photos !! http://groups.msn.co…
23 Nov 2005
New photo site
Does now as i was being a drunken mong last night !!
24 Nov 2005
British Rail
Thankyou for being the bigest pile of trash i have ever had the pleasure to do dealings with !! You are about as flexible as a fucking steel…
24 Nov 2005
Jbanner
Heya hun, welcome to the madness that is Alreetas i assure you you will find it funny !! enlightening and just well when your ahving one of …
24 Nov 2005
Jbanner
Hmm your the Mofo and before you say anything Neo you know this guy !! Hes a big ass wookiee x
24 Nov 2005
Jbanner
Tchewi !!
24 Nov 2005
Miss Alabama, 1994 Miss USA Pageant
Who was it !! Jessica SImpson
24 Nov 2005
#2 Thursday November 24 2005
A . Randy Orton http://www.geocities.com/smw15/randy.jpg B. http://uk.msnusers.com/_Secure/0RgAAAMITGJmL77GkMnuciyGTrFtWgjTywyHgcAkdV62RIxpD…
24 Nov 2005
#2 Thursday November 24 2005
Defo gotta be B for me there is something about a guy laid in bed looking at you like that that just well sends me crazy, would love to jump…
24 Nov 2005
TEST thing
could be lol i thought it was water i like water tho, nuffin better than the councils cold water dispenser lol its freezin n scrummy nothing…
24 Nov 2005
#2 Thursday November 24 2005
wouldnt you just die to run your tongue down that chest mmmmmmmmmmmm
24 Nov 2005
Thursday 24/11/05
not bad
24 Nov 2005
Ann Summers
damn boston wish id known there is something i need to order !!!!!!!!!!!!
25 Nov 2005
Ann Summers
cheeky wants a double ended dildo and sum ass beads... :cheers: am i right hun? hehe better add some lube to that order aswell cheekster :ki…
26 Nov 2005
#3 - Saturday November 26 2005
A. Charles Dera http://covermen.atspace.com/charles/13.jpg B. Josh Wald http://malemodels.50webs.com/JoshWald/dJoshWald018.jpg
26 Nov 2005
#3 - Saturday November 26 2005
Although id definatly hit the fuck out of B. as i have a thing for hairy men ! I have to go with A as he is Gert Lush and sooooo fuckable
26 Nov 2005
George Best
Respect to a football legend !! May you find your place at heavens mighty bar with all the ladies you want on tap !! RIP !
26 Nov 2005
George Best
Move this to the sport link im a mofo and hadnt read it !!
26 Nov 2005
Friday 25/11/05
i agree with richie pic 3 definitly looks the best
26 Nov 2005
#3 - Saturday November 26 2005
grr they have gone lol
26 Nov 2005
Ann Summers
yeah that new double ended rampant rabbit chick !! think its about 50 quid or so !!!!! for those quiet nights alone !! :( now im a single la…
26 Nov 2005
Ann Summers
damn boston sounds like you had an awesome time, when i get moved into Scunthorpe hun ill have a party at mine and come up on the train to m…
27 Nov 2005
Ann Summers
luckily i come from a village called winteringham to the north and its beautiful !! and im very special my mum told me so and all my brother…
27 Nov 2005
some random ones
rofl
27 Nov 2005
Eye Test
rofl i jumped outta my skin
27 Nov 2005
Welcome Gizmo
Welcome to the forum have fun
28 Nov 2005
Bad Day !
Okay all this shit is new to me !! Im seperating / divorcing from my husband and im so fucking confused its unbelievable. 1. I have never cl…
28 Nov 2005
Bad Day !
and bollox i just fooking realised i posted this in the wrong bloody thread !!(dons the blonde wig , sits in the corner and waits for Neo to…
28 Nov 2005
Mr.Miyagi is dead !!!
shame aint it !! Wax on , Wax off !!
28 Nov 2005
Bad Day !
thanks he prob didnt notice nayhow muhahha
28 Nov 2005
#3 - Saturday November 26 2005
im sorry about my language is it an issue !!
28 Nov 2005
Bad Day !
yeah ive had shit already and made to feel like crap by the women at the fucking jobcentre cos i said i didnt want to do CSA !! that i didnt…
28 Nov 2005
What is your Favourite Feel good movie
i havent watched it lol
28 Nov 2005
Streets of Fire
Okay so friday was a good day for me, i got to the train station it was snowing (i love the snow) so i was high as a kite. Got to bristol wa…
28 Nov 2005
#3 - Saturday November 26 2005
rofl !!! i have a foul mouth unfortunatly although when i had to attend regimental dinners i had to flick the lady switch and be a very poli…
28 Nov 2005
#109 Monday November 28 2005
hottie a !! definatly scary thing is i have the same underwear as her just wish i had the body to match !!
28 Nov 2005
This is my Man !! Mr Jonathan Cake
Well in my dreams, this to me is the hottest man alive !! mmmmm http://members.aol.com/playscript/Comedy/Britain/Writers/Morrissey/Plays/jca…
29 Nov 2005
This is my Man !! Mr Jonathan Cake
http://images.picsearch.com/is?292535204968 http://images.picsearch.com/is?227975691007 http://www.wnyc.org/studio360/images/watching/MEDEA6…
29 Nov 2005
Victoria Pratt
This girl to me is sexy as fuck !! Could honestly say shes sex on legs !! http://espn.go.com/i/media/radio/2003/1014/photo/pratt_sp.jpg
29 Nov 2005
Victoria Pratt
sorry had to stick these on too damn shes one hot lady !!! http://www.houseofal.com/eyecandy/pratt2.jpg http://www.houseofal.com/eyecandy/pr…
29 Nov 2005
This is my Man !! Mr Jonathan Cake
god if he delivered them id do anything
29 Nov 2005
This is my Man !! Mr Jonathan Cake
there are maybe a few things i wouldnt do but Mr Cake is a bit of a sexymofo !
29 Nov 2005
LLOYD BANKS
Hes hot lady x x
02 Dec 2005
LLOYD BANKS
I used to go out with a nice ermmmmm rythmic lad !! who looked a lot like that !!!
02 Dec 2005
who should be the Next toon manager ???
Steve Bruce , cos hes kinda good but also to me hes eyecandy !! i fancy the fuck outta him
02 Dec 2005
Single
everything will be gravy lady, ill come see you this week and cheer you up hun x x
04 Dec 2005
Take That!
i loved take that , i cried when they split i was so in love with Gary. I wanted tickets so badly but the other day when they went on sale l…
04 Dec 2005
30 days left to live...what would you do ???
I would watch the sunrise with the man i love, and do all the things i had ever been to scared to do like swim in the sea and kiss a clown (…
04 Dec 2005
#114 Saturday December 03 2005
gotta be hottie b, shes a stunner
04 Dec 2005
LLOYD BANKS
Dont have his number anymore but hell mmmmmm lets just say yes !!! and large portions of it !
04 Dec 2005
30 days left to live...what would you do ???
Yeah but that goes without saying Neo, born a nymphomanic your gonna die one !! so fullfill your calling lol
04 Dec 2005
Blind or Deaf
had to be deaf for me, its suprising how well you can cope without hearing, my father is partially deaf and he uses it to his advantage all …
04 Dec 2005
welcome Assman
Hola x welcome and have a riot x
04 Dec 2005
UFO video
He thats cool x x but how the hell do you think i came about :alien: muhahahahhaha
04 Dec 2005
Take That!
your just in denial neo i know you loved mark owen and that your just too scared to admit it !!
04 Dec 2005
Favourite lines from movies
There are loads of classics 'Your only suppose to blow the bloody doors off' - Italian Job always makes me giggle
04 Dec 2005
Harry Potter - The goblet of fire
Okay so the day it was released i saw this fucking awesome film. Very dark and mysterious, i loved it i took my daughter who is 5 and she lo…
04 Dec 2005
Top ten Computer 'Hackers' of all time
Thats frigging mental !! I fucking hate things like this though especially when somebody hacks into your accounts and emails and stuff to mi…
04 Dec 2005
UFO video
Yeah im like that little green one from Toy Story small and cuddly and if you squeeze me i make funny little noises
04 Dec 2005
gents - do you shave your balls ???
No i don't shave.Could not trust my self with the razor. rofl !! Btw guys would you not ever be waxed !! Im qualified lol did it at college …
04 Dec 2005
UFO video
tee hee x x
04 Dec 2005
Thankyou Mike
To my cousin Michael, when we were kids we had many laughs as you lived next door i used to get bollocked everyday by your dad for jumping t…
04 Dec 2005
gents - do you shave your balls ???
Thats what hot wax is for better for grabbing the stubborn hairs , must admit its rather hot !! and looks like a highland toffee bar when it…
04 Dec 2005
gents - do you shave your balls ???
oh and you think its plesant for a woman !! mind you i dont mind it cos im a freak of nature i do my own which is quite funny as you have to…
04 Dec 2005
FUCK... The most missused word in the English language
fuck !
04 Dec 2005
Kate Moss
kate moss is one of those woman i have never found beautiful
04 Dec 2005
FUCK... The most missused word in the English language
fuck a doodle
04 Dec 2005
Harry Potter - The goblet of fire
the books are great, they start like the films aimed at kids and as the kids grow so do the books getting darker with each one !
04 Dec 2005
Take That!
but unfortunatly they were fucking awesome and had a big following
04 Dec 2005
Favourite lines from movies
hehehehehe i like it in Constantine where Gabriel tells Constantine that basically hes Fucked !!
04 Dec 2005
Doom
okay has anyone seen this yet and is it worth watching, i am scared of anything remotly frightening jumpy as shit but must admit this one lo…
04 Dec 2005
Take That!
well selling out all there fucking tickets in a few hours shows how much they are loved , just wish id got one :(
04 Dec 2005
Mutant X
This is why i watch it ! http://bobby.queerlydigital.com/blog/archives/Victor%20Webster.jpg http://classichunkofman.com/victorwebster0001.jp…
04 Dec 2005
Callum Best
Would you do him !! http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/reuters/20051126/01/1770226312.jpg
04 Dec 2005
Callum Best
Ohh fuck i would he has devishly fucking lovely eyes
04 Dec 2005
feeling sick
Fuck me if my fella ever took a picture of me rolfing i would be confiscating the camera
04 Dec 2005
feeling sick
Although i must admit im not shy when it comes to puking as if i start feeling sick / really pissed i would go make myself puke to stop it !
04 Dec 2005
Mutant X
exactamundo hun x
04 Dec 2005
gents - do you shave your balls ???
i dont think you could wax em to be honest the skin has to be taught x
04 Dec 2005
Doom
thats the reason i want to see it lol
04 Dec 2005
gents - do you shave your balls ???
you can do lots of things but you have to assess the elasticity of the skin and whether the skin could cope with it but i think it would be …
04 Dec 2005
gents - do you shave your balls ???
Im dead gentle honest !! It is about the only thing i excel at , beauty therapist extrodinare !!
04 Dec 2005
Top ten Computer 'Hackers' of all time
Well it was 4 am in the morning and Neo was on my account playing a game and all of a sudden my alt logged in which was wierd so Neo rang me…
04 Dec 2005
Welcome kayleigh
alreeeeeeeeeeeeet x x welcome
06 Dec 2005
'Pirates' - best porno.........Ever
fuck me the first lass in that line up is hoooooooooooooooot as fuck
06 Dec 2005
The Comedians', Comedian
Jo Brand Peter Kaye Billy Connelly Alan Davies Peter Cook & Dudley Moore never appreciated Jo brand until these last few years and i realise…
06 Dec 2005
Thankyou Mike
wor mikes gonna get his hiney on here along with about 5 or 6 others i been trying to get in from the pub !! all a bunch of nutters !! So th…
06 Dec 2005
Single
See boston we all luv ya , you little lincolnshire minx, get your as sup to newcastle i can vouch for it they have some haaaaawt fellas x x
06 Dec 2005
gents - do you shave your balls ???
He he he I have insurance Deano lol, I have to as i do make up for peoples weddings and functions so im all covered and ready to go !!! Most…
06 Dec 2005
Mutant X
well boys im glad about that , leave him to me and boston he can be our type all over !!
06 Dec 2005
Callum Best
he maybe bats for both teams but hed still be worth a good fucking !!
06 Dec 2005
who should be the Next toon manager ???
Steve Bruce , cos hes kinda good but also to me hes eyecandy !! i fancy the fuck outta him the dude has one of the wonkiest noses Ive ever s…
06 Dec 2005
Great football link
there awesome
06 Dec 2005
The Zombie Survival test
yay i got 68% !!!! cool x
06 Dec 2005
#117 Tuesday December 06 2005
would have to be hottie A for me shes cute and has a nice ass
06 Dec 2005
Jordan Capri
gotta love the pink !!
06 Dec 2005
Elisha Cuthbert
Shes definatley a stunner !!
06 Dec 2005
who should be the Next toon manager ???
/wink yeah suppose !
06 Dec 2005
X-men 3 out next year
Oh fuck yes get to see that sexy ass wolverine mmmmmm
06 Dec 2005
'Pirates' - best porno.........Ever
Cant say ive seen it lobo but if you send me a copy ill take notes and advise you on if i think like wise !!!
06 Dec 2005
Preds Section
thats one nice ASS !!
06 Dec 2005
Your fav song lyrics
So do you have any song lyrics or parts of you really like and why !
06 Dec 2005
Whats your Mobile ring tone
Mine is groovjets poison my text i alternate between cartmans suck my balls and the starwars theme
06 Dec 2005
Jordan Capri
shes so natural and beautiful and proof that brunettes can be hott too
06 Dec 2005
Whats your Mobile ring tone
Ive got Layla by Eric Clapton oooh i like that song not as much as tears in heaven though but then thats because i used to sing it in a band
06 Dec 2005
Jordan Capri
Yeah i can see why, i remember once having a figure like that , i was trouble with a capital T !!!
06 Dec 2005
Webmasters who didn't think when they registered their URL
Okay do i admit i didnt understand this for the past 4 days so hadnt posted !!! hehehe very funny finally got it x
06 Dec 2005
Daniel Craig
So do you think this man has what it takes to be Mr Womaniser BOnd http://www.starglimpse.com/images/celebs/daniel_craig/daniel_craig_02.jpg
06 Dec 2005
Katie Holmes is a lucky Biatch
Katy Holmes is one lucky biatchi have never really admitted my love for tom but i do love him to bits , hes got such a sexy smile !! That do…
06 Dec 2005
Webmasters who didn't think when they registered their URL
muhahaha i know someone who would definatly agree and i must stop admiting things to him as hes go a lot of amunition to use !!
06 Dec 2005
Your fav song lyrics
Gotta admit these are some of my favs from a song called 'Left in the Dark' You don't need to sneak in the door just come on in to the room …
06 Dec 2005
So what do you guys like ?
Right as you may know us women are surrounded by articles on what looks good and what doestn etc etc so heres a few questions for the Men of…
06 Dec 2005
Your fav song lyrics
Yeah thats nice lyrics need to hear the song now lol, This one is a fav too We Come One - Faithless All the subtle flavors of my life are be…
06 Dec 2005
So what do you guys like ?
too true with personality
06 Dec 2005
So what do you guys like ?
nope just a good shagging
06 Dec 2005
Diego
bet she has trouble finding the remote in bed !!
06 Dec 2005
Single
get your as sup to newcastle i can vouch for it they have some haaaaawt fellas x x *steps forward* how u doing? :cheers: /blush
06 Dec 2005
Diego
true
06 Dec 2005
Browser
yuppers Ie for me
06 Dec 2005
Your fav song lyrics
Okay this is the one that means the most to me right now Because the Night -Jan Wayne Take me now, baby, here as I am Hold me close, and try…
06 Dec 2005
Daniel Craig
rofl
06 Dec 2005
Your fav song lyrics
Stienman is my man, i have just spent 3 years tracking down copies of his songs , i love the man and he actually sings alot of the tracks be…
06 Dec 2005
X-men 3 out next year
ahhh and 2 days after mine
06 Dec 2005
Daniel Craig
Hope not , need to have some diversity, personally i would have like to have seen the first black james bond
06 Dec 2005
Gazza
Me thinks so !
06 Dec 2005
who should be the Next toon manager ???
rofl deano
06 Dec 2005
silly lil mackems...
rofl
07 Dec 2005
That fire engine incident
nah it was cheeky It was only in hope that some hunky fireman would sweep me off my feet !!!! no mofo it was not me
07 Dec 2005
Pubs at Christmas
Does anyone in the Newcastle posse know any good childrens pubs that could possibly be open on christmas day you know the ones with the kids…
07 Dec 2005
Pubs at Christmas
Cheers drognan, dont even know if ill have them yet but i need to be prepared if id o
07 Dec 2005
Katie Holmes is a lucky Biatch
must admit i loved top gun just cos i always wanted to be like charlie !! but then i hated a lot of his other films but i have enjoyed Minor…
07 Dec 2005
Pubs at Christmas
not bothered about near the west road ill travel just in newcastle would be good
07 Dec 2005
Pubs at Christmas
lol thanks for that Boston but nice to know as i may have to meet you there lol with the kids next week !!
07 Dec 2005
Daniel Craig
true i dont think hes that hot, would have prefered someone alot nicer like Callum Best or Ewan megregor
07 Dec 2005
That fire engine incident
I dunno Boston but if i see any of those red buses when im in newcastle ill definatly be hailing them with a bit of leg !!
07 Dec 2005
That fire engine incident
Rofl Lobo you fucking muppett x
07 Dec 2005
#118 Wednesday December 07 2005
ohhhh yup a for me
07 Dec 2005
Daniel Craig
Ewan MacGregor damn you BB !! http://images.picsearch.com/is?1661277609015 http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:UMpROTKhNJQJ:http://www.l…
07 Dec 2005
silly lil mackems...
isnt there world red and shite
07 Dec 2005
That fire engine incident
Okay Boston dont worry ill check him out and report back from the meal on whether he is a beefcake
07 Dec 2005
That fire engine incident
ohhh its okay lobo im a gentle person and dead sensitive !!
07 Dec 2005
The Male prostate - anybody had it milked ???
Yes lobo, Ive dont it mate and i dont think its gay at all thats probably some dicks attitude because they are to scared to try it. It works…
07 Dec 2005
UFO video
hmm okay Mr you think i look like something from aliens , id happily get aboard a spaceship with you and let you try blow shit outta me, id …
07 Dec 2005
The Male prostate - anybody had it milked ???
Just make sure its when your totally worked up, makes it easier, and its not far up only just inside !
07 Dec 2005
Jennifer Aniston
she is one hot lady !! im trying to get my hair like hers !! the body will take longer
07 Dec 2005
UFO video
hmm what you mean i do look like something outta aliens or i do fucking eat you alive !! Mofo x x
07 Dec 2005
UFO video
/blush and i havent, fierce battle it was on that spaceship !!!!!
07 Dec 2005
The Male prostate - anybody had it milked ???
no be relaxed and worked up as in sexually, i mean turned on mofo !!
07 Dec 2005
Man U are ooooooooooooot
Yeah Man Utd bow out of Europe !!!! Fook a doodle stuff it up there arses good fucking ridance to bad shite Glad to see they are going downh…
07 Dec 2005
Man U are ooooooooooooot
yeah but also means they are week, as they already lost quite an influential player
07 Dec 2005
Pubs at Christmas
hmm i have some taste , not having them for long only about an hour or two (hopefully)
07 Dec 2005
That fire engine incident
rofl that is funny drognan
08 Dec 2005
Daniel Craig
hehehe, and my he can wield that fucking huge dildo !!!!
08 Dec 2005
Katie Holmes is a lucky Biatch
Doesnt matter when your in bed !! Any way what is wrong with short arses, im 5'5 which isnt that tall !! dont like men that are to big you s…
08 Dec 2005
My fixation with noses
Here are a few of the hot men with nice noses http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:zG63oPx-YNMJ:http://movie-cast.com/woody.jpg http://im…
08 Dec 2005
Who was your childhood fantasie
Ever since i watch this film i used to dream about him, he isnt that good looking just has an awesome sexual aura and presence about him htt…
08 Dec 2005
silly lil mackems...
That man is a class A fucking knobsucking titwanking Jerkoff who doesnt know his arse from his fucking elbow and if he acutally pulled his h…
08 Dec 2005
The amazing technicolour penis !!!
Dont think boston would be worried hehehehhe nice to see what you are gonna have facing you lol x
08 Dec 2005
So what do you guys like ?
well i didnt like to point it out boston but yeah that was a good description of you x
08 Dec 2005
Who was your childhood fantasie
WHo is it !! Blimey !! David Bowie my god hes one of those wierd ly sexy blokes , nothing to look at but oozes sex appeal , and his voice is…
08 Dec 2005
The amazing technicolour penis !!!
I met a guy with just one large Bollock once and i mean large it was bigger then your average tennis ballhe showed me and my mate it in the …
08 Dec 2005
So what do you guys like ?
too right boston !!
08 Dec 2005
Who was your childhood fantasie
yeah hes awesome !!
08 Dec 2005
Who was your childhood fantasie
Fuck me bostton this is scary , cos your on about black lads being sexy as fuck i put in the name of one of my old conquests into ask jeeves…
08 Dec 2005
Who was your childhood fantasie
not a good photo but cant fucking believe it !
08 Dec 2005
The Male prostate - anybody had it milked ???
Oh you men do exagerate !!!!
09 Dec 2005
Meatspin......
come on then boston how many spins did you watch it for !! im not saying !!!
09 Dec 2005
Meatspin......
i left it going to see if you got more messages , like you raving homme and stuff like that, must admit its not my thing but i dont get put …
09 Dec 2005
#120 Friday December 09 2005
B for me x x
09 Dec 2005
My fixation with noses
The top one yes but that butt fucking ugly manager below fuck that for a game of soldiers i wouldnt touch it with frigging bargepole
10 Dec 2005
NEW BANNER
Oh yeah spider is the man !! He has his uses dont you !!
11 Dec 2005
Rebecca Loos
She is beautiful , although she has very defined facial features x x
12 Dec 2005
Man U are ooooooooooooot
manU deserved the loss, they fucking suck big time. Juve for life! :king: Not to keen on Juventus but i suppose they do don black and white …
12 Dec 2005
Joaquin to the Toon ???
damn and i thought you meant Joaquin Pheonix , i was gonna stand outside the toon drooling for hours if he were there x http://images.google…
12 Dec 2005
My fixation with noses
Okay here goes some of the ultimate sex god who if i ever ever ever ever got a chance to meet i would just fucking faint !! http://images.go…
12 Dec 2005
Richard Pryor Dead, Aged 65
The man was awesome used to have me in stiches, him and gene wilder
12 Dec 2005
The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread
Im listening to my kids running riot around my mums house and hoping she dont come downstairs cos if she does im for the fucking highjump as…
12 Dec 2005
Thanks
Thanks for a brilliant weekend !! Life is grand and really couldnt get much better. Only wish is that it wasnt over so soon !!
12 Dec 2005
New Toys !!!
Okay this is the new thruster !! http://www.annsummers.com/collections/rrtss.jpg The shaft goes up and down !! This is the new 3 way ! http:…
12 Dec 2005
New Toys !!!
One hits the clit and one the ass !!
12 Dec 2005
Thanks
Oh that wasnt over soon !! blimey , but of course yes its only natural, need a good weekend now and again
12 Dec 2005
New Toys !!!
yeah they look good
12 Dec 2005
The perils of internet dating (muhahahahaha)
rofl
12 Dec 2005
Man U are ooooooooooooot
man u suck almost as much as rangers, but then again even shite like them got into europe Holy shite dont say that infront of Neo !!
12 Dec 2005
Man U are ooooooooooooot
Hmm rangers may be shite but you know what the scottish are like about there teams x
13 Dec 2005
Cheeky & Boston
Yes i am going to meet the Boston Blondie today. Have coffee and generally talk about men !!! God help Boston at lunchtime !! The girls are …
13 Dec 2005
Cheeky & Boston
dont boost his ego boston !! although i do rightly remember his name cropping up a few times lol x
13 Dec 2005
Cheeky & Boston
rofl muhahahaha
13 Dec 2005
Cheeky & Boston
Ohh yes, you were all !! mentioned so i hope all of your ears were burning, we were mentally undressing you all muhahahhahah
13 Dec 2005
Cheeky & Boston
Im always generous, and i always say thankyou !! actually i do think im quite a generous person, well at least i was with you lobo !!
13 Dec 2005
Cheeky & Boston
thats okay the cheque is made payable to Mrs G Brown !!
13 Dec 2005
Cheeky & Boston
lol and we were in the car at that point !!!
13 Dec 2005
New Toys !!!
mine odnt it screams
14 Dec 2005
Man U are ooooooooooooot
thing is i bet i could make the national team there x
14 Dec 2005
Your fav song lyrics
damn deano thats so true !! heres one from me and its a song that to me is compelling im sorry Your cruel device Your blood, like ice One lo…
14 Dec 2005
Your fav song lyrics
most certainly is
14 Dec 2005
Cheeky & Boston
hehehehe the mighty mr banner your a superstar
15 Dec 2005
Man 'died 32 times in 20 minutes'
blimey that is bloody freaky
15 Dec 2005
Faces observation test
i always have been an observant bitch i got all of them x x
15 Dec 2005
Thursday 15/12/2005
i must admit i like the first one
15 Dec 2005
Dolly Parton
Ive always loved dollys voice and also i like bonnie tyler but the best thing about dolly is some of the lines she says in her films and doc…
15 Dec 2005
Corsets
ladies im desperate , i have searched high and low for a nice corset top i love the feeling of them how they make you feel very lady like bu…
15 Dec 2005
Corsets
1. They open at the front 2. they are fairly easy to get off 3. Take it off in the restaraunt and ill errrm give you payback 4. nah you cant…
15 Dec 2005
Corsets
Hmm what makes you say that heheheheheh
15 Dec 2005
Roy Keane leaves Man Utd !!!
What makes me laugh is that when all premier league footballers fuck up why do they always end up in scotland, its like hang my head in sham…
15 Dec 2005
Corsets
i think because of my size i tend to struggle, my breasts arnt what i would call massive but are not the correct size for my sizing lol
15 Dec 2005
Corsets
it in newcastle ?
16 Dec 2005
Penis chart
you daft bastards, size dont matter its how you wield it !!
17 Dec 2005
Corsets
pred your a dirty dog
17 Dec 2005
Rolf Harris - portrait of the Queen
woha heh woha boing boing, kenyer tell wor it is yit Okay this took me a fair few minutes to deciepher !!! Speak english boy !
20 Dec 2005
Tuesday 20/12/2005
that first one is preetyhot mate shame there aint room for a thirdperson !!! mmm
20 Dec 2005
what you called your 'bits' when you were little
No laughing right !! Boys = Tiddler Girls = mary lol
20 Dec 2005
what you called your 'bits' when you were little
yup minnie was the other one, I do remember one Christmas eve, when i was 17 i was single and so were both of my brothers and we all went ou…
21 Dec 2005
JingleBells- hidden message when played in reverse
hmmmm you evil shite
22 Dec 2005
JingleBells- hidden message when played in reverse
not funny Neo called me through this morning to make me watch it and laughed his fucking tits off at me
22 Dec 2005
Gay 'weddings'/civil partnership
Tbh i dont have an issue with this Since i was young 2 gay guys used to come round to my mum and dads every saturday night to go out drinkin…
22 Dec 2005
Was Thundercats the greatest Cartoon ever?
I loved thundercats i really wanted to be one ! HO !!!!
22 Dec 2005
One For the Ladies
nah his action is all wrong !!!! he needs some coaching maybe i could offer to teach him a thing or two
22 Dec 2005
Gay 'weddings'/civil partnership
rofl
25 Dec 2005
MERRY XMAS!
Happy Christmas from me and Neo x x Hope you all have a good one and have fun pickling your livers !!
25 Dec 2005
Good Boys or bad boys ???
Im sorry ive had bad boys and too many of them to mention, so it would have to be the good guys, the ones who treat you right the only down …
29 Dec 2005
Jack Osbourne
Wtf happened this lad has turned from Grot to Hot !! http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:b1woagYwgH8J:badgas.co.uk/lookunlikes/jack.jpg …
29 Dec 2005
erm me
rofl pmsl x
29 Dec 2005
Jack Osbourne
i need to find me a millionaire lol maybe then i could get me a personal trainer to make me look hot as fuck !! one day ill get back to my c…
29 Dec 2005
Wheelie Bin
where i live down south i live in a road in the middle of nowhere and the fuckers always miss our road as our bin collection is a friday and…
29 Dec 2005
Newcastle United vs. Charlton Athletic
personally i think its funny that the match was called off and hte fact there have been loads of charlton fans causing a stink !! how about …
29 Dec 2005
Jack Osbourne
actually he is whipping me into shape lol , im starting to lose the weight already and the man is backing me all the way !! especially when …
29 Dec 2005
this shit is amazing
i think its roughly translated as 'Free Running' or something i love this i watched the programme that was on the tv about it was cool as fu…
30 Dec 2005
use the ladies you bitches
sod that ive been to the blokes toilets so many times when out on the lash because the ladies is always heaving
30 Dec 2005
Wheelie Bin
yup you normally are ! i think they are bout 30 quid or used to be
30 Dec 2005
use the ladies you bitches
rofl
30 Dec 2005
Wheelie Bin
Right i was on hte way to asda this morning from neos and i saw all the wheelie bins out side and the roads were lined with litter and there…
30 Dec 2005
Kylie Minogue vs Danni Minogue.....AUSSIE BITCH FIGHT
would have to be danni shes a fiesty minx
30 Dec 2005
New Year Resolutions
yup im gonna lose some weight thats my major one !! always the same but at least now i have some backing also wanna try doing some form of m…
31 Dec 2005
Good Boys or bad boys ???
yeah but there are good boys that do that i can assure you , just there are some real bad asses out there so i stick for a good lad with a f…
31 Dec 2005
Will Young
Now i know this young man is gay but would he still get it from you ? http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:5Qk26TW5N48J:www.starstore.com/a…
31 Dec 2005
New Year Resolutions
fancy something like i think its Kendo the one with hte use of sticks etc dunno why just a 'me thing'
31 Dec 2005
2006
yay thank fuck its 2006 to neo i love you and and lets hope 2006 is our year to the rest of you (lovely wonderful people) on this site !! ha…
01 Jan 2006
2006
Hey muppet is an endearing term in my neck of the woods !! I apologise deano anyhow my excuse was i was drunk lol
01 Jan 2006
Newcastle Utd vs. Tottenham Hotspur
looking at the picture of owen im kinda worried about where the tottenham players hand is !! is owen really a ventriloquists puppet !!
01 Jan 2006
Newcastle Utd vs. Tottenham Hotspur
the tottenham player seems to know what hes doing !!
01 Jan 2006
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Penis
hmmm lovely, although the man is just one big dick !
01 Jan 2006
The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread
All-4-one - i Swear proper love this song x x omg boston, i loved that song , i sang it as part of my music lessons at school. Gosh i have t…
01 Jan 2006
Wheelie Bin
what a bunch of fucking wankers , why not spray paint your wheelie bin or something mark it up so you know when the little buggers do it aga…
01 Jan 2006
Werewolf vs. Wolverine ...FIGHT
gotta be wolverine
01 Jan 2006
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Penis
im sorry but it sounds bad but i really dont get off on seeing naked fucking men in pictures does that mean im wierd !
01 Jan 2006
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Penis
see that would be telling im a nice quiet lady and i dont tell my secrets
01 Jan 2006
Wheelie Bin
It is an absolute shambles !!bet the fucking prime minister got his bins emptied !! shitbag
02 Jan 2006
Time to go !!
Sorry guys it has to be done, i will be away for quite a while this time, unfortunatly doomsday for me has arrived and i have to go and sort…
03 Jan 2006
Arnold Schwarzenegger's Penis
least i dont feel abnormal now boston i thought it were only me, the only man i like to see naked is mine !!! mmmmmmm damn its to early for …
03 Jan 2006
Time to go !!
yay Guess what came bounding through my letterbox this morning !! My new broadband connection !! yay i feel human again !!!!!!!!! Now just t…
12 Jan 2006
Streets of Fire
Ohhh yeah tell me about it, i was so in love with him when i was a kid, even thought he had a sort of dodgy excuse of a tash. I always wante…
13 Jan 2006
GIRLS THAT KISS
Must be a best friend thing Kayleigh as im a begger for snogging girlys when im out, there is a piccy of me in our screenshots group with my…
13 Jan 2006
I swear Ive seen this kid before
isnt this him too x http://www.jungleintrigue.com/jungle/mar12032.jpg
13 Jan 2006
Streets of Fire
I got a copy i have left at neos !!! he glanced across at it a few times when i was watching, the only thing you have to remember is that it…
13 Jan 2006
Time to go !!
ohhh yeah muhahhah
14 Jan 2006
A song for lovers
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1329362959167995041&q=tripod
14 Jan 2006
TV in the bedroom halves your sex life
The above post was written by me Cheeky but for some stupid reason my pc likes to log me in as Neo !!
17 Jan 2006
TV in the bedroom halves your sex life
Must say i havent had the need to watch any in a while /wink wink cos finally im errrrrm getting some action :) :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :…
17 Jan 2006
Prostitution legal ???
I must admit , i lived on the dutch german border and in both countries prostitution was never seedy, very regulated and safe so good for en…
18 Jan 2006
The "What Are you Listening to right now" thread
I would love a copy of that album too deano if you have one cos i my daughter is mad for them, especially the song ' cartoon heros '
18 Jan 2006
Farther of 3 million ???
Hed have been buggered if they had the CSA back then
18 Jan 2006
Some more sexy men
This guy really used to float my boat when i was a teen, He was the guy 'Michael' From the Lost boys !! damn he grew up hot !! http://www.ib…
19 Jan 2006
Should Cannabis be made legal?
After living in holland for 2 years yeah i think it should, never smoked the stuff myself but i have a friend who suffers MS and swears by t…
20 Jan 2006
'Pirates' - best porno.........Ever
Yeah and wheres my copy too xx xx
20 Jan 2006
Which Country has the Sexiest lasses?
I had to go for other European, as yes the uk has the likes of Michelle Ryan etc and USA has The one Called Britney, however there is a fren…
21 Jan 2006
Jason Statham
Well i watched a film called the Transporter and well errm shall i say i was pleasently suprised mmmmmmmmmmmmm.................... http://ww…
22 Jan 2006
Jason Statham
I know they look fairly similar but damn shes a stupid bitch, fucking Jason Statham !!! ahhhhh sillly silly ladddddy
22 Jan 2006
Freaky coincidence
The changing the font thing i knew about after 9/11 but all the other stuff is well frigging freaky, thing is i love stuff like that im a fo…
24 Jan 2006
whats your penis called ???
For a laugh i put in 'Oh my God' and look what i got Woody the Perky Big Pink Cock But my name is Ethel Merman the Ultrasonic Electric Organ…
26 Jan 2006
Penis chart
ohh man that is sooooooo wrong sorry !!
28 Jan 2006
First album and singles you ever bought
Ohhh dear Lobo tis a sad day whne i actually find someone who had the same album as me !! Showing ytour age now !!!
30 Jan 2006
Jarheads
Me and Neo went to watch this at the Cinema , Must admit kinda enjoyed it quite a compelling story seen as its true, ending wasnt as strong …
03 Feb 2006
Heres one for Boston
Here you go little lady a hot sexy body to cheer you up x http://www.getingo.com/images/calendar/front-2005.jpg
03 Feb 2006
Jarheads
recommend it i really enjoyed it , gets a bit slow in the middle a bit but now ive seen it i really wanna read the book !
03 Feb 2006
Jake Gyllenhaal
Sorry but this man is getting my full attention at the moment (obviously besides neo) He has some sexy friggin eyes http://www.jakegyllenhaa…
07 Feb 2006
Jake Gyllenhaal
bolox that was me giving neo another post again
08 Feb 2006
try this
hehehhe thats well funny
23 Feb 2006
Eddie Cibrian
This man is hot hot hot mmmm i love watching tv on sunday nights now !! http://www.dramaqueenconfessions.com/images/cibrian.jpg http://us.en…
23 Feb 2006
Dimples
Okay dimples are cute on women but do you think they are a cute feature on a man !
23 Feb 2006
Dimples
My answer is most definatley, my man has them and when he smiles they are preety fooking awesome !! sorry neo time to make you blush but the…
23 Feb 2006
Welcome ZanZa
Lo ZANZA and welcome back Neo and I are fine :) infact incredibly fine we will be back soon matey
24 Feb 2006
BJ mania
roflmfao that is funny as fuck x x
27 Feb 2006
BJ mania
damn i thought i had destroyed those photos !!!
28 Feb 2006
Ghosts/spooky stuff - ever happened to you?
Dont think it were exactly ghostly but im sure ive had an out of body experience I was in the army at the time and i was laid in bed asleepa…
06 Mar 2006
Ghosts/spooky stuff - ever happened to you?
When i was in Germany i had a good friend that professed to be able to astral project or whatever. She also could tarot read etc etc cos she…
07 Mar 2006
Ghosts/spooky stuff - ever happened to you?
I started going to meetings where you have readings done but its a group thing it was really cool, there was no pressure - each week they ha…
07 Mar 2006
Worlds top billionaires
least i know who i can aim to chat up now hehehehe
13 Mar 2006
Toilet Seat up or down ???
Yeah it gets left up in our house hold - dont really bother me tbh but i would prefer it left down with the lid down too heheheheheheh !!! J…
14 Mar 2006
'Going Dutch' on a date ???
I pay cos im sweet like that :)
17 Mar 2006
Name the Alreetas Baby
So myself and Neo are having a baby , He or She is not due till October (subject to change hehehe) but we are opening up the polls for sugge…
20 Mar 2006
Name the Alreetas Baby
Lol cant call it Trinity if its a girl My brother already calls his daughter Trinity Sienna Darcy - git !!
21 Mar 2006
Name the Alreetas Baby
Dunno why but i thought of Finlay
24 Mar 2006
Name the Alreetas Baby
NAH UNfortunatley my son josh already has that as his nickname Rabbi as all he does is destruct things in the house and tip things over and …
28 Mar 2006
Name the Alreetas Baby
lol Alastair is in the Running like :) x
28 Mar 2006
New Admin
Well done Pred , im chuffed for u mate x x
24 Apr 2006
This biatch is back
Yes im back , The cheeky girl is back
17 May 2006
Are you emotional quiz
k im posting before i do it cos i bet im themost emotional person on alreetas, im a bloody cry baby me im pathetic so here goes......
17 May 2006
Are you emotional quiz
BUGGER IT !! You got 18 of 44 possible emo points. Kodak-Emo Moments Right in the middle of the scale, you are a person who only periodicall…
17 May 2006
Tits, Ass & Cuteness test
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 60% on tit-size You scored higher t…
20 May 2006
New Toys !!!
tbh i think they are all rather noisy - maybe they could make one that dont - but still buzzes if you get my drift !
20 May 2006
Alan Sheaer...hot or not?
Nah if i had my wish id be Mrs Shearer, not only is the man a pure legend hes a GOD !! http://www.all-science-fair-projects.com/science_fair…
21 May 2006
New Toys !!!
lol that is the biggest joke in my house. I happened to purchase 48 AA batteries cos they were only 1.50 and a certain other half has ripped…
22 May 2006
What are you ?
Im a Sexy whore who will do anything for crack !! Hmmmmm really , wheres my fucking money then
22 May 2006
New Toys !!!
hmm laura maybe me thinks you ought to get to newcastle early and we can go shopping :P hehe whilst the boys have a drink then we go out !!!…
22 May 2006
New Toys !!!
true !!! i must admit id rather have a good night out then a new toy !!!
22 May 2006
Loved The Book...Hated the film
I absolutley loved the book and must admit i really enjoyed the film as i think they stayed true to the story line which i feel made it into…
23 May 2006
World Cup Fantasy football
bollox i aint jumping off that bloody pier !! im up and running !!!!!!!!
23 May 2006
Sezer of Big Brother
Hes a bit of a pretentious twat !!! i wouldnt go there hes to fucking up himself thinks hes god
23 May 2006
Myth or reality - is underwear on men sexy???
nah i can honestly say it aint a big turn on unless its Freddie Lundgberg (however you spell it muhahha). http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y…
28 May 2006
Do you mind your partner going out bra-less?
must admit i feel uncomfortable at times going without a bra and i am convince they point south but someone keeps telling me im fine hmmm i …
31 May 2006
Jensen Ackles
I watch SUPERNATURAL now and again and this man is HOT HOT HOT http://www.unificationfrance.com/IMG/arton1138.jpg http://www.unificationfran…
02 Jun 2006
Laura's Men
ditto shearergirl i like his body just shame about the face, must admit though the first one is HOt hot hot
06 Jun 2006
Phone sex ...ever had it ???
I never have /blushes !!! /winks muhahahahahhaa :angel13:
08 Jun 2006
Laura's Men
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOTTA admit that bit of body between the belly button and the manhood is for me the…
08 Jun 2006
Intimidation
unfortunatley im very intimidated by people. Havent got much confidence care of her majesties forces and twats whom like to really intimidat…
12 Jun 2006
Age Barely legal or matured/old
Well i must admit i have always gone for the older blokes, when i was 16 i was with a 32 year old !!!! and have always stuck with older men …
12 Jun 2006
Age Barely legal or matured/old
there is nothing wrong with being with an older person as long as the context is right. :) I was mature (mentally) ahead of my time and alwa…
13 Jun 2006
Dressing up?
not me centurian , never have except for wearing my uniform when i was in the army lol but hey you never know lol
14 Jun 2006
Spanking!
totally with boston there in some ways its kinda sick when it is taken to the extreme , i cant admit i havent done it but its not something …
14 Jun 2006
Dressing up?
erm yeah a few times hehehee, pinned up against the damn wall and had frantic manic sex had my pants ripped off once but it fucking cut me i…
16 Jun 2006
Xavi Alonso
what is this the minging bloke section :bounce:
20 Jun 2006
handcuffs/tied?
ditto the only time i would/will do it is if i know i can free myself
20 Jun 2006
Xavi Alonso
I hate Ronaldo hes a little cock knocker !! Lampard all the way for me mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
22 Jun 2006
Xavi Alonso
To true, the other Ronaldo the brazillian twat is a great footballer and but ugly but Christian Ronaldo is a portugese (ithink) twat who thi…
23 Jun 2006
Brain Strain Number 4 - The Magnet
Is it the one with Jam on ?
11 Jul 2006
Child Support Agency
i agree with you drognan you shouldnt have to pay out if you cant afford too. My ex pays me 50 quid a week for our 2 kids , which most say i…
12 Jul 2006
I will burn in hell
Okay here goes I didnt even know Neo had stopped on alreetas till deano just asked me on MSN so i thought there must be a reason , so here i…
31 Aug 2006
Hello Guys
Hiya guys hope you are all fine and dandy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
04 Mar 2007
INVASION
lmfao you boys are mental - but im in if you dont mind a girly tagging along - this sounds like super fun !!!
09 Mar 2007

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