Alreetas

welcome to the board Ruth2006

Welcome Ruth....

just a few questions

Single?
Hot?
Horny?

muhahaha

welcome tothe forums
lol richie let the lass settle in to the forums first lol

neo - when do u think i should ask her those questions then?

hmmmmatleast when the girls made a few posts lol but i supose straight to the point is good lol

i'll ask her 2moro maybe - i'm a quick mover!!

alreetas, welcome to the site

welcome to the forums hun,

:) Smile and give as good as you get

RichieB05 wrote:Welcome Ruth....

just a few questions

Single?
Hot?
Horny?

muhahaha

GOD DAMMIT SHES MINE - I SAW HER FIRST YOU BASTARDS !!!!!!!!!!!

so there - 'how you doin' ?

Welcome aboard.

Welcome to the site, I hope I fit in well. Damn I mean I hope you fit in well.

Any trouble come and see me I'm always open and available for you

well im hot and horny, but not single. think julia roberts with a smaller mouth and bigger boobs...........

lobo, dont dare deny it!

ruth2006 wrote:well im hot and horny, but not single. think julia roberts with a smaller mouth and bigger boobs...........

lobo, dont dare deny it!

Its true - damn true - and such a fantastic booty aswell ..............................AND THATS WHY I SAW HER FIRST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the hairy pits like roberts or ??

ruth2006 wrote:well im hot and horny, but not single

well two outta 3 aint bad...

ruth2006 wrote: think julia roberts with a smaller mouth and bigger boobs...........

WOWZA

no, i have a strict hair regime.....

and that is?

ruth2006 wrote:no, i have a strict hair regime.....

You got my attention

less is more

ruth2006 wrote:less is more

That was such a GREAT GREAT GREAT answer - I TOTALLY agree.

I wish I still worked with you Ruth - I miss our conversations muahahaha

on your head ??

no, the hair on my head is bountiful

lobo, i miss you too babe. how many people do i know who took the time to learn how to ask to see my boobs (and other things) in a foreign language?

so answer us this 1 question.....waxed or shaved?

so is it waxed then?

Deano wrote:so is it waxed then?

great/dirty minds think alike bud

ruth2006 wrote:no, the hair on my head is bountiful

lobo, i miss you too babe. how many people do i know who took the time to learn how to ask to see my boobs (and other things) in a foreign language?

Now you see - i think by learning to ask to see your boobs and if you had a hairy vagina in Spanish showed alot of commitment and willingness on my behalf. How was my accent by the way ???

i dont do pain....if that answers your questions?

lobo...and also in french.............??

ruth2006 wrote:i dont do pain....if that answers your questions?

lobo...and also in french.............??

Oui Oui......... and you still spurred my advances!!!

Comeone everybody - i learnt phrases in two different languages for the lady and she still did'nt want me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps - mmmmmmmmmmm shaved grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

you went to the effort of 2 diff languages and she still said no.


What is the world coming to.

Deano wrote:you went to the effort of 2 diff languages and she still said no.


What is the world coming to.

I tell ya - learning languages for a ladie is very romantic - shame she had to get the injuction against me and more to a deifferent dept just to avoid me - but hey never mind

mate you can use it on someone else and sounds sophisticated, obv they will have to be new.

somehow the phrases

"you have lovely big boobs, can i touch them"

and

"is your vagina hairy"

dont make a womans knickers fall off, no matter what the language.
sorry lobo.

thats right

How to I say In Spanish Sheri

"You have magificent breasts"

can you spell it normally and also how its pronounced aswell .........PLEASE

OOH - and also any other naughty things that sound cool aswell

Surely if the person he said them to didn't understand foreign and he said it sounding sexy???

ruth2006 wrote:somehow the phrases

"you have lovely big boobs, can i touch them"

and

"is your vagina hairy"

dont make a womans knickers fall off, no matter what the language.
sorry lobo.

Even If I said it with a great accent and In a sincere way ???? - - Dammit

i can't remember i'm afraid. i think 'pechos' is slang for boobs (literally -peaches)

Ican check it out for you, if you really need to know.......?

deano, is someone didnt speak the language, i think you would get away with it.

dont do any miming actions.....thats something lobo also forgot

ruth2006 wrote:deano, is someone didnt speak the language, i think you would get away with it.

dont do any miming actions.....thats something lobo also forgot

mmmmmmmm Grand pechos mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

was'nt part of it something that sounded like 'Vakina heir mosa' - Vakina I take it to be means Vagina ???

I can say a few romantic things in spanish like

like....

Dont know how its spelt but

no esselle encantadora (is she/arent you wonderful)

eres muy guapo ( I think your pretty)

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Grande encantadora Pechos Guapo mmmmmmmmmmm

please dont say

dos cervezas, por favor............please, please???

lobo - i really cant remember i'm afraid. i didnt spend alot of my time in spain trying to think of ways to ask a woman if she had a hairy vagina. it's quite difficult to drop into everyday conversation if the people can understand.

i did ask for a c*nt in macdonalds by accident once.

ruth2006 wrote:please dont say

dos cervezas, por favor............please, please???

lobo - i really cant remember i'm afraid. i didnt spend alot of my time in spain trying to think of ways to ask a woman if she had a hairy vagina. it's quite difficult to drop into everyday conversation if the people can understand.

i did ask for a c*nt in macdonalds by accident once.

were you wanting a bit of Fillet o Fish ?????

no need for the asterix Ruth - say it loud and say it proud CUNT

what is cunt then ??? - is it Puta ??? - ive heard that word a few times

and what does dos cervezas, por favor mean ?????

a mc cunt burger? what were you given beef curtains ??



I'll get my coat

ice cream in spanish is cono, c*nt (still using the asterix) in cono (with an accent over the 'n')

easy mistake to make, i feel. and the woman at the counter gave me my ice cream

deano - eres muy guapo is masculine. if you want a woman; eres muy guapa.

lobo - 'puta' is a whore, but its a very strong swear word in spanish. like our c*nt.

ruth2006 wrote:
deano - eres muy guapo is masculine. if you want a woman; eres muy guapa.

I always get the wrong one, a few spanish freinds get annoyed with me at that lol

Great stuff Ruth - Pechos & Conos.............also gotta love them Putas

any other good stuff ill like ?????

proper Dolemite - Im going to start using the word Puta now

deano - you sound very popular amongst the spanish! how to maintain international relations.......

Lol, I aim to please all, even the french so one day I can get Alizee.


my msn list has french/german/italian/american/welsh/ etc so its all good