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Boston_Blondie 21 Sep 2006, 19:47
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£well im currently on hold with Orange on my mobile and have been on hold for 1hour and 16mins lol how bad is that!! No wonder they keep goin on about poxy radiations n shit when its the mobile companys causing the bugger!!

when they answer i bet i will be on for no more than 2 minutes!!

just fount out that my old fone the ex has is in my name n im gettin the top up bill coz the accounts is in my bank accounts!! wanker grrrrrrrr
Lobo 21 Sep 2006, 19:49
fucking hell - 1hr 16min !!!! id give em hell Boston
Boston_Blondie 21 Sep 2006, 19:57
i will
still on hold lol
1 hour n 28 mins lol
Boston_Blondie 21 Sep 2006, 20:24
well just got thru an hour n 50mins i been on the fone!!

rang the wrong department regarding the ex boyfriends situation but i tried 2 see if i could be the main person on my fone account and the orange man is gunna call me back coz he wont let me have access 2 the details after all of that lol hes ringin me mam up 2 get her permission 2 add me 2 the account!!
Lobo 21 Sep 2006, 20:35
but your 18 !!! whys he got to ask your mam - is it in her name ???
Boston_Blondie 21 Sep 2006, 21:42
yeah its in her name coz i was 17 wen i got the fone n u have 2 be 18 n have a contract

all sorted now!! 2 n half hours i was on the fone to the orange man!! but i was well happy after coz i managed 2 block the ex's fone ha ha!!

the man i was talkin 2 was from Sunderland as it goes ha ha he was dead luvly tho!!
Deano 21 Sep 2006, 21:49
Was it richie?


Did u get it sorted??
suzy-girl 03 Oct 2006, 20:39
That's rubbish. I was on the phone for 20 mins to someone at British Gas and I was really wound up by that. Mind you, it was the worst customer service ever. She'd've been sacked from the Rock. It's a good job I have O2 online phone and don't have to ring them up!!!
Lobo 04 Oct 2006, 17:33
I can see you Suzy fronting your own consumer program, going round confronting rougue trader types and giving them what for king
predator 04 Oct 2006, 17:40
The Orange call centre is just off the coast road,a crap place to work.Left orange and now on mobile world with the carphone wharehouse, easy to deal with and a frrephone number.
nat_loves_your_mum 15 Oct 2006, 20:40
Yeah but if you rang Northern Rock you'd not be complaining. We're lovely we are. Well Lobo and I are nice. Not that Darren though. What a cock... (heh. heheh.)
Lobo 15 Oct 2006, 20:44
nat_loves_your_mum wrote:Yeah but if you rang Northern Rock you'd not be complaining. We're lovely we are. Well Lobo and I are nice. Not that Darren though. What a cock... (heh. heheh.)


Muhahahahaha - Im only nice because I sound gay on the phone geek
nat_loves_your_mum 15 Oct 2006, 20:47
You do. You're camper than a field of pink tents at a Graham Norton convention.
Lobo 15 Oct 2006, 20:48
nat_loves_your_mum wrote:You do. You're camper than a field of pink tents at a Graham Norton convention.

thanks nat..............the thing is though she is telling the truth "Gay = trusting voice/good customer service"
nat_loves_your_mum 15 Oct 2006, 20:50
Unless you get Kilroy on the phone one day. Massive biggot. He'll have you fired for liking the cock.
Lobo 15 Oct 2006, 20:52
what the fuck happened to KIlroy ??? - He used to annoy the fuck out of me more than Richard Madeley
nat_loves_your_mum 15 Oct 2006, 20:55
He was fired for being a biggot. Then he joined the biggot party. Then all the black gay Jews killed him.
nat_loves_your_mum 15 Oct 2006, 20:55
Then skull-fucked him.

True story.
Deano 15 Oct 2006, 20:59
Kilroy returned to politics, left ukip and formed his own party called Veritis (latin for truth I think) then failed to have good policies as he was fried on a pension pledge as he did not know the current pension allowence, failed at the election and turned into an orange ball


the last bit I made up
nat_loves_your_mum 15 Oct 2006, 21:03
I liked my version of events better.
Lobo 15 Oct 2006, 21:03
Deano wrote:Kilroy returned to politics, left ukip and formed his own party called Veritis (latin for truth I think) then failed to have good policies as he was fried on a pension pledge as he did not know the current pension allowence, failed at the election and turned into an orange ball


the last bit I made up


at least Nat told the entire truth in hers geek

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