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YOU SUCK only if you pay me the money 1st this time, as I wont fall for that again. :evil:

Aye but I think I know who this twat was he maybe thinks he hard or something. Bloody Mockney HEHE Deano

Which Country has the Sexiest lasses? Please vote for your favourite and include examples.

I had to go for other European, as yes the uk has the likes of Michelle Ryan etc and USA has The one Called Britney, however there is a fren…

What is everyone's greatest song of all time???

Bob Dylan -Sara Bob Dylan (anything) White label - Jump around Evanescence - Bring Me Back To Life Shakira - La Tortura (w/ Alejandro Sanz) …

I think it was

Have to say I'm a legs man, although I like a nice ass it looks wierd with fat legs. and vice versa I suppose, not bothered about breasts th…

Has to be the mackem accent as its whiny and really irritating, having worked there for a fair few months it got worse, there is nothing tha…

What abomut the Greatest Songwriter? To me it has to be Bob Dylan followed by Cat stevens and John Denver. What you think?

Anyone see the Evening Chronicle aboout the big brother style show in the toon? apparently they will post there diary on www.alreet.com Lets…

If you won the lottery what would you spend the money on? That lucky paddy won £77 million :evil: I would give 10% to the church and a canny…

Here is another I'm intrested in as I dont think hendrix was (all tho I'm biased as I think he is a twat) I would say slash could claim the …

With me being a violinist (ex) and have no rhythm I am limited to my drum knowledge so this may be a crap drummer but I rate his songs and s…

He is an all round great artist. I always have some respect for people who write their own songs sing them and can play an instrument,

Turtles for me, they were the best, and defenders of the earth I loved Phantom The X men were cool cos Wolverine kicks ass. But all in all i…

Sorry mate I dont like cricket, I only like contact sports, Rugby Boxing ufc etc. Heard we were doing ok tho.

I will have to abstain from this as I dont know any. Sorry guys

I like hottie b you can see she has the "c'mon predator i want you" look You mean the C'mon predator I want you to take the hint I have a re…

Hiya yes I can see it aswell how are you?

A has a nice face but I think her ass is too big, I like small ass. So I will have to go for B

I get the bus and metro everyday to and from work, what grinds on me has to be foreigners talking in their own language when they sit next t…

I hate giving my seat up to 1 half of an old couple and the twat next to me dont do the same, so they dont want to sit. I sometimes just wan…

Yes I've had a rant but heres another. Governmet blaming people of buying pirate dvd's of funding terrorists. Spot the terrorist in this cha…

Yes I have seen Team America, and laughed my tits of, although I was not a fan the first time round as I was watching it at work and was bor…

Please contribute suggestions to help alreetas grow and be a laugh

My rant today is Jehovous Witnesses Yes I know they have to knock on doors, but damn when I do get to sleep I dont want to be disturbed by p…

Hi I dont know if you have seen this but http://www.ebaumsworld.com/fatasiankid.html and there is a new lot http://cartoonvillains.8m.com/fa…

I cant stop laughing at them I saw the first lot nearly a year ago and still laugh my head off

To me it has to be, your a star wtf is that about?

B for me wins hands down

aint you noticed that her ass aint defined ? and she aint white?

Hottie B for me and thats 100%

Love the pic of her in the white, Damn hot mate,

Walking through the central today there was 2 kids looked less that 15 yr old swearing there bloody heads off. There is no need to swear lik…

I think Dolly has the best voice for a female singer. Who you think has?

Can I smell your fanny? Must be the drains then

Well I think everyone knows my opinion on why its happened

I also like the lass's voice from evanescence, I think she has a good voice and the lass that sings a song called Delta down (country song) …

lol I like that one. Well baby you said you wanted extra cheese

The smell your fanny one has worked trust me 8) Especially because it aint a soppy corny one

yup, she thought I had a good sense of humour, Laughter is the way mate, look at all the people that fancy comedians mate

Whitewash mate, all good for A

Nice pics mate Well done :>

Aint heard of that one before now I'm interested to find it out.

I have just downloaded Google Earth and its bloody amazing! Rather than babble on here at will I will tell everyone I know about it if they …

It seems that Señor Luque is on his way. From the SkySports website late Thursday evening: Albert Luque will arrive at Newcastle United on F…

"god damn, I told you just to knock it back and swallow - not to actually taste it" Lol Like that one

Stacey watched South Park too much and thought Mr Hankey was real

Will try when I can be arsed I rarely use them so aint fussed

B looks a bit more dirty :>

These footballers should be setting an example, yes normally I blame the camera man but rooney even swore when he celebrated, this is no way…

This google earth to help you stalk u pervert??

If you had 3 songs for your funeral 1 for people to come into 1 for burial/cremation and one for people to leave to what would you choose?

"If I could be anything I would be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips."

Source of the name "Indiana Jones": it was the name of producer George Lucas' pet Malamute

Dust in the wind ---Kansas Always on my Mind -- Elvis Big River --- Jimmy Nail

The average Dubliner earns £19,000 per annum, giving twelve pounds to charity and a hundred and sixty two pounds in tips. The most important…

. The most important consideration when a man is deciding whether or not to give a barmaid a tip is the amount of her body that he can see. …

Rolling Stones band member Bill Wyman married a 19 year-old model Mandy Smith in 1988. At the same time Wyman's son was engaged to Mandy Smi…

.. Some pick up lines for daily use. * Are you as good as your mother? * Would you like to see my circumcision scar? * I have a two minute r…

"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese." - Charles De Gaulle, former French President

A lass once came up to me and said, "Lets cut the crap you wanna shag?" Was on holiday in a club, she was ok but no word of lie that was her…

A for me again

I was in there mate, I hit it 2 times on the beach then went back to the bar :> Alll gooood

Nah not exactly, I needed to get the salty tast off me tongue :twisted:

I spent nearly 1 year in mackem land, and it was bloody hell, I felt sorry for them in one way, living in the shadows of a great city and ne…

Exhibition, Mcewans best Scotch, Guinness ----For Pints J D, All of the Glen wiskeys Gatsby's and tennesee time bombs--for cocktail

You going? I think me and my mate might be going!!

I dont think I will know until the night before if I'm going, I'm sure I will be able to pay on the door though

When I got down to London I was bursting for a piss, finally found the bogs and was bloody stunned. 20 pence to have a piss, there was a tur…

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields

"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother." Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator

"The black players at this club lend the side a lot of skill and flair, but you also need white players in there to balance things up and gi…

I on someone who has it on dvd :> :evil:

A has a face like a smacked arse, B looks like a dumb blonde (I like that quality in a woman)

Der Kommandant Achtung! You are 38% brainwashworthy, 81% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic Opportunistic, patriotic to a fault, and no…

"Batistuta is very good at pulling off defenders" Kevin Keegan

Madame Marie Curie was the first person ever to win two Nobel Prizes. Her first was in Physics (1903) and the second in Chemistry (1911). So…

why is predator wearing a skirt and white panties? and did he catch that naughty man?

I have a gmail account, ah well police are coming lol

I abstain from this thread as a Gentleman never tells.

I know wot you mean, I look silly in this hat

Any ideas what the score might be??

I was standing waiting for a bus today and a bloke and his missus was swearing their heads of at each other in front of their own bairn, wha…

Aye we can dream. I reckon clarke might get one. lol

cool

Imagine waking up next to him

Of course I'm a gentleman, and I think we should invite Boston_Blondie up to Newcastle to show her what gents we can be :twisted:

As long as he lasts till 2nd november eh lobo :D muhahaha

Might watch it tonight

I think I have worked out who guest is again.lol Yea I think we will all MEAT you hence the a in the word MEAT!!!

"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that…

Ok this one got on my tits today, women spitting and burping in public, I thought this was for the blokes without much class, Obv the women …

I will stay quite as I used to fancy her and she had some good earlier music out I thought, and yes I did have an album or 2 of hers :< Sorr…

I hope my balls dont drop, I'll be blind

Least we got one over the convicts, not a fan of either aussies or cricket :o

Cheers for the Results :D

Paul McCartney purchased the rights to the Happy Birthday song we all know, so if you want to use it in a production, you have to pay him ro…

# Humphery Bogart never said "Play it again, Sam" in Casablanca # Captain Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty" # Sherlock Holmes never said …

There is a time and a place for a lass to spit and swear, and public is not one of them, unless your an exhibiotionist and want to add it on…

No Idea and cant be arsed to check at the mo. Maybe will try and find out soon.

Thank you, Admitting it was the hardest part over, now I am on the road to recovery. Thank you all :(

I actually only listen to country classics in the bath, such as Dolly Parton etc

Moi never!

Which British isles and eire type fucking places accent do you think is the sexiest?

I have a soft (and wet) spot for lasses freom Lancashire, love their accent

Mona Lisa in the morning without make up http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/2/Mona_Lisa_Wants_Her_Smile_Back.jpg

The full name for Los Angeles is El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de Los Angeles de Porciuncula

A gag and a cattle prod eh Predator

Aye welcome to the site, have fun :o

I leave you guys and girls alone and look what happens, tut tut

Canada, I love the mountains and Lakes there, I would spend hte rest of my life happy if I had a big log cabin by the lake

yummy lol!!! nah we'll see when y'all in boston on a night out or Skeggy!! woohoo All in Boston? is that not classed as a gangbang then? :tw…

That is fucking brilliant, I cant stop laughing at that

Dont get me started on bloody women drivers. 1 sent me to an oncoming car, stupid mackem bitch

I dont pay all the time, unless I'm at the strippers FYEO where the guy is canny, as I a regular lol!

I wasn't in a band but was in the orchestra, and string group, played the city hall like Shit loadsa times for the violin! I ROCK

Rambo http://www.hhrf.org/ifi/200111/rambo.jpg Rocky http://images.art.com/images/products/large/10103000/10103959.jpg

Rambo may be trained killing machine, but in a no weapos fight I think Rocky would win, he beat ivan drago (right guy) who was pumped full o…

Although this may sound wierd coming from me, but my rant of the day is based at computers, since I started them my writing has got worse (s…

Predictions please people

LOL

So it all runs in the family eh? Drugs and stupidity. Must be inbred deep

This stage is only big enough for 1 big tit

I hope I'm wrong like, but I reckon 1-0 to them. Still can dream tho

:wav: :wav: :wav: You guys got what you wanted

Thats why I try not to get black cabs, if I am owt I wil book my local firm, where they wont rip me off cos I know them. Without wanting to …

:withstupid: on this one

No chance, rocky has been down before he will get back up and his punches will destroy rambo

with out soundin like a racist, that does not sound surprising, on all accounts.

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/rocky-rambo.shtml Looks like you may be right according to the commentary on this site above

33% gay, I was shitting myself when it was loading results as I thought it was working the answers out.

I am glad I was wrong. WELL DONE THE TOON!!!!

Ross Kemp http://www.aboutjamesfrain.com/spartacus/kemp.jpg Ray Winstone http://www.copperlily.com/AboutRayWinstone/Images/raykingarthur4.jp…

"They've picked their heads up off the ground and they now have a lot to carry on their shoulders" "Well, either side could win it, or it co…

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams..." -

As you are all aware, I ran the great north run, just a few things I thought I would mention. * The people along the way are certainly more …

Welcome Glyn, hope you enjoy the site mate.

Was talking to some cockneys on the GNR and they were complaining it was hot and was never hot in Newcastle, are these the same people that …

"Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

mir geht es genau so, arrgghhh he's speaking in forked tongues!!! or it could be German

Cheers for the results

Lennon was a tit, both should be shot, although I wouldn't waste a bullit.

mate it was the do you sleep with men question that worked against you. I'm not gay but my arse is lol

I voted for Ross kemp because I found this picture of ray http://www.port.hu/picture/instance_2/43564_2.jpg in a dress

“Why the f**k did he bring on f**king Veron!” - Ron “Hes gonna get slaughtered in the press tomorow” - Clive “And rightly so! That Desailly …

Hi died hi hair ginger and wore a dress!!!!! A real man would have said F*ck the dress this twats wearing a toon top and shaving his head! :…

I would yes!!! Than I'd hang up the phone

Welcome Rich, enjoy the site and have fun

Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle Ages on Time Team Live said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."

Then someone saved me the effort

De Niro http://www.krstarica.com/slike/magazin/film_muzika/deniro.jpg Pacino http://www.movieactors.com/photos-70/pacino2.jpeg

Who was/is the better actor between De Niro and Pacino? De Niro http://www.celebrity-pictures-world.com/pics/r/robert-de-niro/robert-de-niro…

Jessica Simpson http://entimg.msn.com/i/mu/j/jessicasimpson/JessicaSimpson_Christmas_150x200.jpg Britney Spears http://www.britney-federline…

Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

http://www.spitfirelist.com/f301.html also a good read

think only born with one!

I think Pacino has the more sinister look, plus he has been in jail or at least arrested for weapons offences, so this guy can be tough. I l…

I dont care as long as they rip each others clothes off.

Just to announce my time I done it in 2hours 43 mins and 43 seconds with 1 week of real training

Yea Welcome, and enjoy the site

before he starts seeing oriental girls and shit again :cyclopsani: What you on about Fooo. I thought Christina Aguilera was oriental??? Muha…

Sorry I try not to go to any of them (Veggie), So I tend to go for a pizza slice at a bakers

3 votes and 2 posts?.........Predator???

Shall I answer for Predator as we all know what he likes to munch down on on a night

Sod him,i would have beaver if i could find any. :cheers: Yea mate Sod him, apart from its a girl who said it Carenza Lewis is female

Mr 2 Jabs/Jags (delete where appropriate ) Prescott http://www.deputyprimeminister.co.uk/john_precott_thump2.jpg A drunk Scotsman called Mr …

I go for Kennedy, them scotts can fight, 2 jag's punch was appaling so I go for Kennedy.

Are people missing the fact that John Prescott is welsh?

He is Welsh because he was born in Prestatyn, Wales, then spent ten years as a steward in the Merchant Navy, then went to uni in hull. His a…

Yea she is canny hot lol, face aint too grand tho

lol I like that one

ah the good ol days mate aye???

I had green poo the other week. why do some dogs only poop white?

I like the smell of my poo at times :pukeleft:

Getting to know you Newcastle 1 Man City 0 Michael Owen paid a little more back of his record transfer with the goal that ended an awful win…

Just random, not usually runny poo tho

Alice Cooper Poison, Love the dance track and the original, one of the only songs which is equally great as both

How about a hottie elimination of all the past winners??

Your call mate, your shout. could wait till nearer but you could work it out for the months they were on so a winner per them months. then s…

yup play the months off each other till you get last months winner then obv leave it till the month end and repeat etc

Aye could do mate, its all your call, this site is about if you want to do something do it :cheese:

I have "Sleep Well Rudelph Hess" on now, by Midtown Boot boys. Classic

Cool facts mate :geek:

You dont need sky sports to watch the channel mate, or even sky at all. www.streamtvnow.com All the matches, when they happen

Is there a topic on here that you have not posted naked ladies mate??

Ok then I'll let you off then

This is not a jibe at old people just old women, why do they spend so long to do things, I was in the bank waiting for a space and this old …

Nice ones there mate, app some work (according to a mate, not that I have used any of them :thumbleft:) :scratch:

nasty, I'd be picking them out of my teeth for weeks.

yea true about women just I've been held up a few times when I'm in a hurry by old women

cheers for the info mate :clown:

I was never a fan of the doors, dont think I could name a song of theres without being told lol

Nice voice like, I prefer songs stripped to the acoustic version myself as it shows the strength of the singer, and by damn what a great voi…

Just inform us where and when and post it here, I'm thinking you will get a good turn out like.

* There is an Octagon shaped cage. * There is no time limit * There is no weapons * There is no stoppage for encouragement off trainers * No…

Deano, During the run, I think it was at the finish line http://www.asiphoto.net/fileadmin/data/images/0116/0116_14355.JPG

http://www.asiphoto.net then great north run, then typed race number in. you can search on surname aswell

nee probs mate, will do. Can you tell I'm fussed? you know what I'm like lol

lmfao muhahahaha I voted for b as she has 1 fine ass on her

I'm refering to 70+ mate and predator if you find them attractive then u need putting down lol

Sat 11-Mar away mate

My first "GIG" was the city hall, I bloody lost where I was in the music as I was soo bloody nervous, least I made up for it the other 8 tim…

Yes to all the above, once in the ring all goes

I refuse to take part

Songwriter - Babyface Pianist - Beethoven Singer - Hayley Westenra Guitar - Clapton (backing Vocals) Drums- Phil collins (backing Vocals)

Last one breathing wins. lol :headbang:

Just got this lass's new album and its fucking amazing, just as hot as the first Hayley Westenra, the true voice of an angel http://www.scoo…

Let me guess mate, cos she is blonde??

Ok a controversial one here. Drunks on a bus!!!! What the fuck, why do they have to be soo fucking louad and in ya face when your returning …

Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

damn - mines Fudge Packer :pale: muhahahaha

I prefer babyface to teddy, as babyface hit a new level of love song

I was in the ochestra but also had a song to sing, cant remember what the fuck it was now like.

Who would eat a wasp tho?

dont think it would be as appealing, would be like drinking nuclear waste

u been around predator too long

coke is coloured rat piss at times mate There is only 1 drink and they call it Mountain Dew

I'm ordering more 2moro night, u want some ???

£21 for £24

I should be there. Anyone else? from here?

Obv it was me getting watched, with my Damn hot body!!!

of course deano u no i like your body n its mine whenever u gets ya arse in2 gear n down 2 boston Well thats an offer I cant refuse

B is the babe for me today

Was worse on the train today a gang of drunken scottish idiots got on, and the women are worse than the men

lol Blame it on the boogie??

Wot the fuck is all that crap about. its on now and is a pile of shite

lmfao, thats great mate

bounce a ball kick a ball be a irish wanker

The History of the GAA and Gaelic Football Gaelic Football is best described as a mixture of soccer and rugby, though it predates both of th…

Laughing my fucking ass off mate

Yea I Know lol

My old school has just re-done its website What you think? http://www.emmanuelctc.org.uk/school/index.htm

Sweet After the gas bill came in Adolf had to resort to drive by

was that too harsh even for alreetas?

yea I thought it was funny If anyone takes offense at this then please pm me. Was it too harsh tho???

tut tut Pervert lol

surely the title should be Another reason to hate the frogs??

What have i done to deserve this? Just because i like blue eyed blondes ladies and Oriential women. :colors: What's that got to do with bad …

you would have to be fast as they retreat at some speed mate.

Die Hard rocked man, Bruce was far cleverer (is that even a word) I think he would outsmart mel into making a mistake then pound him for 6

http://www.faceparty.com/chiken1

I just realised that I dont know where anyone hails from (resides) on this site. I know Boston Blondie is from Boston (no surprises there) B…

Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.…

I had to wait in the house all day for my Mountain Dew. Yes at least it came, but I should at least be given a time of delivery estimate rat…

Just found out that Jacko owned the rights before he sold them to mr scouse bastard

Yup Cow

Alreetas. I have msn yes :cheers: I dont know if I will be able to make it as my creative zen has rendered me skint. I will see tho

knock yourself out pet, I'm online now

Ok I know its nearly bonfire night (ish) but what is the point of setting bangers off every bloody night for the last week at different time…

thing is around here mate the arsehole kids are adults aswell. I love fireworks, but I hate bangers

Yea I found them pompous bastards, and did not like there music at all. Plus I thought they were overated and to self opinionated (like me).…

The full name for Bangkok is Krungthep Mahanakhon Bovorn Ratanakosin Mahintharayutthaya Mahadilok pop Noparatratchathani Burirom Udomratchan…

C'mon everyone has been asked this before. FIGHT http://images.wikia.com/marvel_dc/images/thumb/3/35/Batman232.jpg/350px-Batman232.jpg vs. S…

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/quiz/superhero_quiz.asp

I am some dude called power fist. Sounds like a dirty porno.

Although the state of some of the blokes around there it could just be car bombs i can hear. Sounds like round mine mate. but I try to drown…

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2004/05/26/timzaccheo.jpg Sloth Loves Chunk

There is always an exception babe. You know we love ya

if they can sing then they have my attention.

Ok then. This has to be settled with a slagging match? Best putdowns To get it off your chest.

boooo

sweet

what was his power, the power to surrender and retreat. Least he was good with ammo, hard to fire a gun with your hands up

Whistling and wolf whistling down the streets at night is getting on my tits. if you really want someone attention then call them or shout. …

Damn right. Damn I bloody hate here

People that get off the metro and then just stand there, same goes for busses. Bloody move and let me get past you, sort what you want to do…

makes you wonder why the fuck they came up with a name that long. Then call it Bang Cock

Raven b Austin Aries when the unadvertised Sandman interfered spoke to a few people who were there and the majority said that Raven/Aries m…

But will they be oriental? Probably show him a real oriental and he will think she is white.

Just listening to the new Bloodhound Gang song 'Foxtrot, Uniform, Charlie, Kilo' typical Bloodhound gang smut rock - class :bounce: I dont p…

Enjoy your stay

Any other Suggestions for the site? Just put a request upp and I'll see what I can do. I'm still working on the streaming situation. There i…

Just found this thread mate, sorry for the late reply. Aye Beer is beer call it beer, there is some shit names. What sort of beer you prefer…

does it taste the same? Can people really tell they difference?

Keeps loosing all my bookmarks and wiping all my settings on the browser. Every bloody month or so. Arrrrgggghhhh!!!!!!

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." - Jason Kidd, Dallas Mavericks

Any police fans in here? If so whats your favourite track by the mighty band

they have women who bathe As opposed to france, where the women dont. then you can go to a love hotel. :cheers: Like the holiday inn ? The…

Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic

Aye, might have to borrow one

Bring back Acorn Electrons

although mr Gaytlee might have more of a bitch slap. the taker must be used to pain so the giver might be in for a surprise like

is he sure this dude is japanese?

Pepsi max if I drink anything like that. but I rarely drink it. Mountain Dew and Jolt Cola for me mate

Aye I wanted to go out the other night, and wrap their puny little heads round the lampost

They are playing the Carling Academy Newcastle SUNDAY 13TH NOVEMBER 2005 http://www.vfestival.com/newcastle/pages/index.cfm Used to be the B…

I have their Discography (every album) and there is a version of Dont stand so close, fucking brilliant, it shows sting as the genius that h…

Probably a white female, like one of the receptionist he always tries to tap up

They spend billions in advertising. You go to a pub and for some strange reason you aint drinking and ask for a coke, they say all they got …

had a piss next to the sandman?? Fuckin hell Even if he handed washed, I'd shake his hand

A looks dirty as fuck but for me Marissa Miller. Gentleman prefer blondes

Wouldn't put it past him to try with the security men at the door muhahaha

Oposite the big burger king, near the central station, near cash converters

only because it always seems to taste watered down even when it has'nt got ice cubes in it. It is watered down mate, as in the back there is…

Click on the Go to Administration Panel Then under Forum Admin click on Management Then where it says Create a new forum type in the name …

the syrup for coca cola, as in raw cola, before any syrup/water added

Tammy for me, A looks like been round the block a few too many times for Deano's liking

Does that no mean he is more experienced?

Good player though

Mr Dean is working there for 5 years. aww bless his imaginary freind has a name now, could have picked a better one that the admin staff. D…

I have read Every Bernard Cornwall Book. Queen of the south is good (not the football time) My faves tho. The Bible -Various authors Mein Ka…

Aye, if I read a book I want to educate myself aswell as escape. Knowledge is power and power is happiness.

Mozilla is a web browser, like Internet explorer, but is less a security risk. there is alsow tabbing option for multiple pages on one windo…

still dont like him though. Goldberg kicked his ass

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/scorecard/08/02/truth.rumor/p1_kidd_getty.jpg Basketball mate. NBA I think he was the MVP a few seasons back

Shit!!!!

I didn't like his persona, I loved Goldberg till wwe ruined it, same as they did with raven.

I've never fancied them myself. not a fan of wizards and crap like that like, I prefer more real stuff with stories linked, like Birdsong, S…

aye its getting filmed in india at the mo, will not be based on one of the books, but I don;t care, as I've seen them all and love sean bean…

Ozzy's Dreamer, classsic and I love it.

If you could travel to any time any event and be invisible, where and when would you go?

but then you couldn't tell anyone though that would be the worst thing, watching pac die aswell :pale: that man was a hero amongst men

adds to the fun that it was against the frogs like

Hottie A - for me, nice face B looks dirty tho so it was tough call

Anyone read FHM?? do they still do tropical disease of the month?

I beleive the truth may be known when you have to meet your maker, and then you will either be happy or sad. Specially if david koresh or Ch…

I would have loved to been at the Nuremberg Rally in 1927 Hitler watching Hitler deliver his closing speach.

Damn, I sold that and all my collection 3 years worth, including fhm girls and fhm calenders, all perfect condition for £10 at the boot sale…

If you had to live Newcastle (Gods County) and move to another city, where would you go?

I bloody hate the fact that I have to change sentances because I cannot spell words, if only I stuck in at school rather than fannying on wi…

Yea I love the lakes, For me it would have to be either Wigan or Sheffield, and not just for the accents, Very nice people there, and good r…

know and now and all the different there and their or is it thier

lol Least its in an octogon and not the ring as I think that may be too much for them, both of them in the same ring. :pukeleft: :pukeleft: …

C'mon guys, how old you prefer, old and experienced or young and shy?

yea I know, never thought of checking on ebay like, just needed rid of them

nice age range, I dont like the mature ones myslef, I don know people that go to greys club on the pull tho. Not nice

England mate!

beets one handed skiing

:pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft:

aye same here I went to 6th form like, some good it done me!!!

in what mate?

They are well hard around gangsters. http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/Stephen-Gately-photo/48256C71003578A248256A47000B7DBD/$file/…

so many jokes there about him letting you look at his nuts. But I'll not go there.

ok so Alreetas would take over the lakes. Whats next importing the hotties?

lol No probs

http://www.bbc.co.uk/england/looknorthyorkslincs/images/new_presenters/claire_frisby_123.jpg Dirty Claire

What the fuck is general studies??

Cool cheers mate

Cool I might have to look out for it.

Funky stuff like

tasty

k mate, I'm in the middle of girl at the lion d'or bu Sebastian faulks at the more. then after that ayes

That is rather cool like

Was cool, aint seen it in years tho.

Damn thats a tough one like. wil have to put my thinking cap on

I think he is the dogs bollocks in legionaire

it was turd but i got an A level in it! :D:D Respect

too true mate

looks like it was cold there aswell

Tough one, could it be the fart I just done, as I think it is the worst ever, and would like people to tell me if I'm right.

I know steps were classed as a gay band, Anyone a fan?

Placed an order online for papa johns, wanted 1 hour, still no food. Rang up and despite me getting an e-mail confirmation that it had been …

ok a genie gives you one wish. You cannot wish for someone dead, or brought back from the dead Or even unlimited wishes/more wishes what wou…

Ok lets make it 2 wishes

is steven seagul any good apart fom in the kitchen though?

Mork and Mindy rocked

Star Trek for me anyday, I hated the star wars crap, granted the early star trek was crap with kirk But I loved Picard and Janeway, and Benj…

mmmm lisa scott lee http://www.netplugged.com/photos/lisa_scott_lee2.jpg

I love the smell of petrol. Damn its fine The taste of blood with the smell of petrol in the air....mmmmm Heaven

Damn right mate, I loved the theme tune aswell

Say it to a deaf person, therefore no slap.

Mine would be the ability to read minds, And time travel

or even use it as a peeping tom device and to escape capture?

Wouldnt the ability of rendering yourself invisable be better then?

Chloe for me, but it was a hard on (one)

The weather gets bad and england comes to a stop (metro slow etc) We live in England andshould be used to it

People (women mainly) Please have your money ready before you get on the bus. I hate waiting for someone to go into there bag and then purse…

006 http://seanbean.many-paths.net/contemporary/goldeneye.jpg 007 http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/pierce_brosnan_007.jpg

Leave it with me, I'll have a check and see what I can do, I know there was Dr Dree Pretox knocking around like

Exactly my point mate, its as if in the whole history of england, there was never rain or snow until now

a lot of our European counterparts have worse weather than us and still function correctly

'Yeah - word to your mother - Tight' - am I getting the lingo yet Richie ??? Mate you crack me up Fo Sure? its all d to the rizzo e to the v…

Well what can I say mate, you get 1 day off to go and perv. There must be something built in these miniskirts to keep them warm like, maybe …

True, but I reckon when 007 is playing with his gadgets, or lasses gadgets 006 is prolly practicing fighting, hoping to be 007,

Who was the greatest bond so far? * SEAN CONNERY: 1962-1971 * GEORGE LAZENBY: 1969 * ROGER MOORE: 1973-1985 * TIMOTHY DALTON: 1987-1989 * PI…

Was Rudolf Hess Murdered on the authority of Churchill?? This may not interest many but as its relating to ww2 then I am interested. The que…

The nuremburg trials where put together by all parties to administer justice, by killing the man and making it look like suicide then it wil…

Predator??? 3 votes and 2 posts?

Anyone watch that rubbish?

Scotland http://www.conferenceguideuk.com/Maps%20for%20web/scotflag.gif Ireland http://www.flagsonline.it/Bandiere/bangrandi/irlanda.jpg

Good write up, but all in all, the toon are suppose to be a better/ bigger club. 1 chance of did it didn't it should not be seperating the d…

Roger moore was my favourite, but tbh I hardly seen any of them. I thought the best was xXx

a kissing hottie of the day??

On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country" (Ian Rush

We'll still be happy if we lose. It's on at the same time as the Beer Festival' (Noel O' Mahony, Cork City boss before the game in Munich)

The Weakest Link, BBC2 Anne Robinson: The adjective Rubenesque, meaning a plump, voluptuous woman, is derived from the work of which 17th-ce…

Nah wait till november then we can burn him at the stake

We expect you to dye, Mr Bond ... by STEPHEN MCGINTY THE tuxedo is laundered, the Walther PPK fully loaded and a fresh round of dry Martinis…

I like that one a lot mate

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y59/Dainalla/Girls%20Kissing/Kissing_girls.jpg http://dump.bryce.ws/animated%20gifs/conan-grandmas.gif

This shit is making me go mad, all the geeks on the net and not one of them can write down simple instructions on how to stream my music wit…

Will have a look at them mate, cheers your a star

well predator told us he likes them old, and lesbians aswell

had a few punches off both countries, have to say the scots are better fighters like

always wanted to go to that aswell

I hope thats true, anything to get rid of that twat

Why do the busses have the heaters on full blast just because its not sunny? If your cold you can wrap up, but I was sweating like predator …

Racist time If thats the case why there pockets on the corner and not ....... what you thought I'd say shops?

yup but the white is the important one and the black comes last. So what does that tell ya??

usually women it is

why did god give black men rhythm??? cos he fucked up on there hair. lol

Just cos your cock is black (and blue app) does not make you black.. you got plenty of rhythm like have ya??

Agent xxx was a babe.Ended up with Ringo Star, theres hope for me in life. http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005JL3I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg Dont…

Thats cos we have fitter women than those countries

no lobo I dont think you did, that is interesting as I never pictured you as a porn type of guy

as opposed to wanking in public? Surely next time you get caught doing that its jail time?

I am Rodney Rammer

B for me, blonde :>

prolly the question where it said who would u like to shag and you clicked homer

I am Groundskeeper Willie "Grease me up woman!"

Welcome N-Zone enjoy the site

aye have fun mate

Welcome to the site scooby_snax

If it was a really good looking bloke would you show him though or would you still laugh it off ??? One way to find out mate, a trip to bos…

Mine would be to ban women from doing man things, like driving and spitting and swearing

Great to see you back Boston :cheers:

BOLLOX!!!!! I'm Krusty Should see a doctor for some cream then mate

He is alleged to have met the complainant - who says she was assaulted during the early hours in a penthouse suite at the hotel - in a West…

REO Speedwagon - The Hits album Bloody great

ahhh simple mistake eh pred??

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946 Lincoln failed to win the Vice Presidential…

These pics are Wanktastic mate

Mountain Dew and Jolt Cola www.americansoda.co.uk Cool Gadgets http://www.firebox.com

and now she is free the police are on there way?

not the only thing that got dropped around boston was it

All Lobo's work in pointing it out, I sort of fucked his post up

lol well you have to take the flak if you jump in the sack mate

I think her face is a let down for me like

mmmm britney. First time anything decent has passed through maddonnas lips was britneys tongue

sorry again dude

Any chance you can take me to see these girls? What about the restraining order tho mate?

Maybe boston has answered and you need to check your pm for the answer yes. Or was that just me :bounce:

I dont like dan brown or hp so I'll be quite

Mein Kampf http://www.stormfront.org/books/mein_kampf/ Das Kapital http://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1867-c1/

Well what can I say guys

Nice one dude

care to explain how? dressing up as a nun again mate is a bit risky as the bishop caught you last time and the rest is history, and 12 stitc…

erm.... ok dude I think you may have issues

Ok if you could wish 3 famous people dead, who would it be?

George W -Reasons above Tony Blair - The guy is a fucking twat who should have been put down Paul Mcartney- The guy would hopefully never be…

What you Guys/Gals prefer

Green for me

I bet Predators answer will be......Slanty :cheers: lmfao yea thing is your prolly right.

Anyone watching this?

Load of pants

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not availa…

mmm JD

Do chinese people have to watch things in wide screen?

Beaten again. Or was that beating one off again?

Good choice mate, strangely the same as mine, although I dont think lennon had much talent. Unlike his brother Vladimir Ulyanov Lenin http:/…

mmmm jade

Eric Clapton Unplugged "tears in heaven"

Witter is shit and he still bangs on about hatton not fighting him, it will be over in 1 round if the fight took place hatton wont ven break…

well i just so happen to be a member of celebrity movie me old mate lobo. How much that set you back ?

hahaha nice one mate

ahhh it'll soon blow over! Nice one.

I'd prolly be cheeky and ask if I could clean out your chim chimineys chim chimineys chim chim sharooos

Now if only the girls on this site would pose for cam like that for us

I have the uncut version on p.c, nice panties shot lol quite violent aswell

oh hell yea http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Media/RickyHatton03_BIG.jpg Number one in the world for his division

Good luck to the man :king:

Sounness as in them days hard players done battles like ron "chopper" harris none of the rolling around in the ground shit like today

Anyone good at IT and have a car?? Quick this girl needs help

:3some: It is the bar staffs responsibility to not serve under age drinking, and it is the door staffs reponsibility to protect the barman f…

not very clear LOBO, do you mean was it Deano's job to service the bouncers and make sure they let them in or Deanos job to go with the scho…

3-2 cracking result Makes sounness job a bit safer eh Lobo?

Just bear in mind Lads http://alreetas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=440

Nice one mate

I feel your frustration mate :pale:

anyway of getting a Q jumper? as its a long way and sloppy 2nds aint my thing

I voted for a nurse out fit.The reason being you can beat the nurses at the hospital i've been to.Maybe you would travel up here to administ…

clit, as it looks like someone hand shoving a cock up her aswell on the pic

Damn lucky bastard

dunlops rocked, the plimsole world

time to saddle up?

Tough one, Will deffo post an answer 2moro after a good luck.

Was Stanley Kubric the greatest director. In terms of great films and not amount produced

I cant really think of a crap film of his. I used to have them all on 1 dvd was amazing collection

Wow good list mate

Shola shines as Emre hits stunner Newcastle United 3-2 Sunderland It was more relief than euphoria that greeted the final whistle but three …

The term "The Boogey man will get you" comes from the Boogy people who still inhabit an area of indonesia. These people still act as pirates…

The corect response to the irish greeting "Top of the morning to you" is "And the rest of the day to yourself"

think it was the freeman, as if I would be cheeky tut tut, that was a while ago like 17 I think I was, they tied my feet togetther using the…

http://worldoflongmire.com/dailycomment/gay_cowboy_bar.jpg http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/e/l/elp145/PSUpics/sophomore%20year/Pat%20the%2…

http://www.botinok.co.il/spaw/images/swe_girls_kissing_0622.jpg

nah, was it any good?

Lolita 2001: A Space Odyssey A Clockwork Orange The Shining Full Metal Jacket Eyes Wide Shut To name a few classic ones

Never to old the man is a legend

Just a small town in durham

Nice one

even better, female fuck freinds

ohhh yea, cheers to lobo for starting this thread

you just dont know when to let things go

Air Hostess then you can be rude and spit in my food and nudge me when I'm taking a drink so it spills everywhere and pretend you dont speak…

try not to put blanks in this time mate

slop buckets? mouth is a human slop bucket man

damn right, imagine if he got kiscked in the balls after that :pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft:

Damn ah well, I'm happy in my little world

should see the doctor about that like, any bigger and she could fuck herself with it

the good old days of Nike air jordan

Aye I'll sign that aswell

Get well Big Sexy

Lobo the King of smut

tell me about it - i feel sorry 4 my cock! Aye it must be lonely down there with only pamela Handerson and her 5 cousins for company

nice one

hmmm blonde and no idea, why does salt and vinegar ring to mind, and fish and chips

dude you look like a burns victim

nasty

lol

I think a photo is required so we know which one you chose

Watch it or the boogey man will get you. you know, I wonder where that phrase comes from ??

Nice one, would be good to watch that like

Even the girls on the forum like lesbians

to scare the mackem defenders? as all the toon do is laugh

good idea mate, have a word with Lobo

Its not my call mate, could put it to the vote.

C'mon Guys/Gals, which cartoon babe did you think was hot? http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cartoon2.htm Check site above for so…

Your exact list mate? or would there be anyone to add/remove?

"It was a fantastic strike , I can't dispute the quality; That was a quote from Mick McMackem (sunderland boss)

Very funny site about 1 man and his obsession with cartoon babes, check out the thundercats hoes. http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/13…

http://www.boozecrew.com/drunk-girls/drunk-girls-kissing-1.jpg

Claire Mchanwell if she still worked in that department, as opposed to someone That lass from training the blonde lass, cant remember her na…

Got album 49 blasting at the mo. Very nice

Need to put my thinking cap on for this one as 5 is a tough list

Nice list mate. I know who your on about with the new starter, she on Canty's team eh, thats good as both computers next to me are free :che…

well someone had to fill where claire Mchanwell left.

LOL

Pet shop boys Greatest hits at the moment

Canny lad, but I'm scared he might say yes lol

That is sick man

what is up with the dude in the hats nipples???

Imagine the likes of Craig Bellamy under Brian Clough - man that would have been fun to watch not in a porno sense tho mate no?

damn right, been a fan for quite a while now like

good question Lobo, do you care to answer first?

http://www.mikeystmnt.com/images/media/gallery/aopics/april-yellow.jpg

would it work for you boston??

hahha, Ok I dont have picture fone, but if someone does pls let boston send it

rack back crack and sack??

keep the goatee on mate, then when your down there they will see wots it like when they grow pubes

then put a top on, the big gay homo

http://www.rotten.com/library/sex/virginity/

lol

LOL - when i got to NON-Virgins i though - fuck , this is going to be a long list Im glad to say I have kept myself pure :king: yea.....sure…

loose shirt loose morals

My top 5 no order Jade Marie White Vicky Buck Shauna from New accounts Vicky Buck That trainer from work the blonde hair lass

The sun was on about the site for the girls above links to nazi sites etc. 1 of them on there site (thte lasses) is the same link on my favo…

up the pooper aswell?

yes mate we know. You noticed a trend in most lost them to hookers?

that says a lot for the size of richies dick then

ahhh nice one.

so hard to pick mate, I see you put an extra one in there for comfort?

Mountain dew is

no comment mate

Least the list is up, well done mate, I did not make comments on mine.

Ok did the dixon thing really happen?? and Pred how come I aint number one on your list?

e-mail to wrong one, or am I just being blonde??

when did this happen like?

so mate the one with the arse to bend this Lori Hudson where she going to sit then?

Just to note! Thanks for your interest in the girls and their music. We ship our cd to the U.k. $3 dollars for shipping. It can be purchased…

who made way for kelly mac?

Every minute 47 Bibles are sold or distributed throughout the word

MAFIA is an acronym for Morte Alla Francia Italia Anela, Or Death to the French is Italy's cry

The very first bomb dropped by the allies on Berlin during World War 2 killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo

2-1 to the toon. they will have to play a lot better tho

who was a bionic kid?? you showing your age or something?

Never heard of that one like mate. I went to the nic studios tho, that was great. keenen and kel and sabrina (hubba hubba)

so for boston size does matter

now who would take the piss out of you boston??

Nice one

LOL - the more the merrier :cheers: Damn right mate

just hazarding a wild guess here ......Christians maybe ???? You know I dont think so, as most christians have a few bibles already. Are th…

Aye I didn't know that one, canny interesting, now I like them more

the elephant got blown in 2 by 2 hoorah hoorah the elephant got blown in 2 hoorah hoorah the elephant got blown in 2 by 2 cos the british an…

cheeky if you was only "friends" with this guy how u no bout the size of his dick lol hmmm explanation time

no comment from me then

erm... both?? Nah just cant seem to download there album (would be a good edition to the rest) so asked if available in uk

You guys and boston are crazy

I used to be a paper boy, easy money, and got to read all the papers for free then back to bed :>

Nice one

Very nice selection mate.

was a funny story tho.

Good luck to the man, I hope he can put his talent (I think he was one of the greats) to some good use and take someone who would have waste…

LOL - 'Suck Me Off Scotty' Nice one, set speed to slow grind

sick poetry?? The next charles bronson

Ok the metro centre has started putting there decorations up already. Halloween and bonfire night has not been yet, so what the fuck is the …

Aye, I really hope he does well, and thats not just cos he a geordie

tbh I wasn't a fan, so I doubt I'll watch them

there was a house round here done that, kept them all up every year, luckily they moved. Sad bastards

Feel free to add your pics of girls kissing everyday. If it is a new day can you create the post adding the date and if already one for that…

Ok I know previously I said I prefered him for the disney songs, however I have just listened to the platinum collection, and it was shite. …

The lass from the above picture with the rockstar top, appears a few pages back kissing another lass she is wearing same top. Dirty girl

I found his voice good but songs rubbish

1-0 to the toon at the moment Owen 46mins

hahahaha nice one

I had a couple of tracks previously which I loved but the platinium collection just stunk of shit

nice one

I think it will be 3.0 to the toon. Well done mate, good prediction

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yea mate but you were in mackem land, they fuck there relatives, all you have to ask is "hey babe you got an hour spare for me"

actually no, but sometimes the paper was too big for the letterbox (story of my life) so I just left on step and rang the bell

Ok I have nowt against trick or treat (begging under a diff name) so yes I do actually, But. Coming round braying on my door a day early is …

no comment as ppl know what I think of him.

Lobo popped round his neighbours to borrow sugar and they shouted trick..

had two halloweeners in the 3 Years Ive been here No wonder you litle perv there only kids. give them your lollypop did you?

little annoying ginger troll, sends me to sleep with his dulcet tones and constant babble about crap. The guy really gets on my tits.

dirty git lol

rode away on my bike yes

aye he has wrote some great songs Phil collins Hits is great, Just this platinum thing stunk

at this moment do you mean?? :lovestory:

ohh yea

they prolly tap into a street light and use their electric

makes a change

Yea maybe I should become a poet

Nice one, which bars? you go to chaplins etc? that section?

hate beach lol

you want to band pet?

on what?

learnt the hard way eh

your asking who the toon is?

and what is it you would want in return?

http://toon-army.co.uk/CMS/index.php http://www.toonweb.co.uk/

not even a tim henman for me

straight to the point mate, nice one

they have a big forest/bush like?

not in relation to football. I'm just the Big Baboon from ower the Toon

Lobo you going to add the pole yea?

or 3 dirty minds. Boston Lobo and Richie

it all depends on the girl, as reverse cowgirl is good if they are tight, a real fattie like in the caption comp in reverse cowgirl dont hav…

reverse cowgirl and cowgirl are hot. doggy aswell. For chunky lasses I prefer to wank off and throw my cum at them

wtf why blame me?

safe sex is giving your mates name and address

ah well in that case, yea blame me

The Pogues Best of The Pogues Great album

lol

Fairytale of New York ??

DMX cos I dont like the 123 kid

lol Lobo V Richie FIGHT

hardly any on this album I dont like, which is rare

he will do well wherever the man goes

good question Richie

Southpark is in my opinion one of the greatest cartoons ever

prolly get her to call him by his real name??

Alreetas, What you think is the top 5 cartoons ever, in your opinion.

heck mate if its a going to be a good match I'll go lol

Beavis and Buthead Southpark Family Guy Thundercats Simpsons thats my 5

tbh nah, if it was rugbyleague tho then aye

AHH LEAgue is good, but tbh after paying 50 squid for a falcons top I wouldn't pay £50 for a rugby union top like, for a league top like th…

the new rampant rabbit with the rotating top or the old style?

http://www.lesbian-cards.com/cards/card11.jpg

http://www.funnydaze.co.uk/funnies/girls%20kissing/images/kiss099_jpg.jpg

Nice one

both at once? or each have own job?

very interesting so they work tag team then?

The place for all your southpark episodes are http://mrtwig.net/

I dont, but done a search and found some funny place names Spread Eagle Wisconsin Big Beaver Lick, Kentucky Big Bone Lick, Kentucky Manassas…

nice one. I know a Hazel Bush

audley harrison should be put down. My mate wanted a dog called Seig, so he could should Seig Hiel when walking it. I want a dog and called …

Was Rocky the best soundtrack??

This is the names i have chosen 4 my kids...had my heart set on them 4 ages now!!! Lad = Cambell Girl = Mackenner Mackenner for a girl??? m…

My mate is called Paul Mckenner

Nice one

unfortunately not, only body building and rugby

hahahaha

lol I know a Michael Jackson aswell, and he is a bloody good rugby player

I dont actually eat biscuits, I cut them out of my diet. sorry :pale:

he is a bloody hard bloke man, good freind but he is solid as owt

no Ginger snaps?

lol bet she is pleased at that

lol, charmin, I could be ginger.

you ever fucked a ginger lass?

William “G” Stewart: Above the entrance to which place do the words “Abandon all hope, ye who enter here” appear? Contestant: A church? Stew…

# Vincent Van Goh sold only one painting in his lifetime, Red Vineyard at Arles # Vincent Van Goh committed suicide while painting Wheat Fie…

Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a bellybutton.

wasn't even born then lol

nice one

Mask Crusaders working overtime fighting crime I loved that. If I had a place for number 6 would have to be Mysterious cities of gold

Psycho- through Rugby Deano- obv reasons Preacher/son of preacher = as wanted to be one/bible knowledge

none since I came back from work 9pm

Word

is a jaffa cake a cake or a bicuit as they come in the biscuits section but are called cakes?

nice one

damn tight For shizzle me nizzle

then why call them cakes??

yea C'mon boston hurry up lol

Viz ----Dogs Bollocks Private eye -----Very funny Mens fitness -----Good workout techniques Rugby League World ---keeps me up2date Personal …

I have series 1 on dvd. lol

lol, £14 I would have just took it lol

And the other disc wa what mate??? http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cats.htm All about thundercats hoes

Southpark is great I love it Well spank my ass and call me charlie

or put it in a newspaper and pretend its a supplement

boston and Lobo, what a double act

yea why not, no one else has to know

yea I think he sort of invented the escalator aswell

No comment for legal reasons :king:

I wont tell if you dont again

accidental of course

then how did ppl find out?

damn I thought I felt an extra finger

ah well, it helped anyway lol

like the black hole mate, so big things get lost never to return

hmm I wonder where the remote is?

lol nice one

Dirty dancing was good soundtrack yes But maybe topgun was there and pretty woman

soundtrack although wot is the best song from a film mate?

You'll Be In My Heart by Phil Collins in tarzan I love. Will need to think tho

Lol

seen Chow yun Fat in the background,

Just wondering if the white one there is a man in drag or woman

http://www.girlskissing.co.uk/free/champagne/03-off.jpg

muhahaha i tink he's had 2many #69s!!! hahahaha

Were they the Dogs Bollocks??

A Posh lass or a scruff?

You aint heard of house of Pain???? http://www.oddblogbgod.com/musiclist/images/1098f.jpg Pack it up, pack it in Let me begin I came to win …

wonder if they sized up later?

Mixed singles at the moment but faves I got on are Lonestar - amazed Proclaimers - 500 miles Jimmy Nail- Big river Marillion -Kayleigh Mr Mi…

Kid Rock Only God knows Why (acoustic) bloody great song

Dru hill rock 5 steps by them was amazing

Sisqo incomplete on at the moment like

sisqo unleash the dragon album, dru hill greatest hits

which one??

type it in www.isohunt.com if its on there I'll try and get it for you

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I love Dirty Dancing, the film that is

dont ring a bell mate, but I'll have a listen later. aye thats what it says are in that download

I cant dance like, I went to salsa once, but that was jusr cos its 4 girls 2 every 1 bloke.......nice odds

catch u later

cool - do I get to touch her without risk of prosecution ??? lol

alreetas, welcome to the site

shold this be in rant of thte day?

lol nice one

Nice selection, I'm making notes for my next night out lol

I love Full metal Jacket

Boston is blonde and young

See I told you it ate my sweetcorn

yup watched it lol

which lasses at work dont have restraining orders on you?

depends if your black or not.

Just give her time, young 17yr old ass mmmm

mmmmmm my young 17year old ass lol mmmmm

hahaha lmfao

the next rodney king

Vader was huge, like cartman mixed with phil mitchell. Superfly hardly done owt. Hacksaw jim looked best in shape lol

he was one of the choices for the legend eugeen match,

nice lady in red

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A perverts paradise

so why are they kept in the biscuit section?

cos everyone has had a lick??

lol, I'm confused now

ball park figures??

rude moi?? was funny tho

Ok I ordered pizza the other week, £12 it came to so I wrote a cheque (skint) Just got a call today as cheque bounced, advised htem to come …

ball park figures means an estimate

was well chuffed, they did warn me that I would not get a free pizza everytime a cheque bounced from me

lol :cheers:

at once?

what jaffa's are biscuits??

Tracy Chapman Discography, damn what a voice she has

You sure???

ive got her best of on a copied CD are you aware of the legalities of copied cd's ??? tut tut

its a cartoon aint it??? or even a film not a biscuit tut tut

C'mon seriously tho, who has not wanked over thundercats, or even any other cartoon??

These Young uns know nowt eh lobo

LONDON (Reuters) - The winners of an annual violin competition in Moscow have a new prize -- a chance to play for a year on a million-dollar…

I have to get to Moscow and fast

yea they must be failing kids these days tut tut. A levels you can buy them at a shop today

Not going to say a thing

just the 1 finger tho??

did you have a good read then??

ok then I got 10 GCSE'S A-D Advanced GNVQ Business Philosophy, Theology and Ethics aswell. and an NVQ in the streets, word Life Mutherfucker

do you cut them owt for reference?? It has difficulty levels dont it?

Nice one, all we need now is to find a posh lass. Where they hang out??

Lobo you got a B-Tec Diploma in Performing Arts That like Lobo does Ballet? or did you use a porno tape of you??

I'll give you a clue, we sound Geordie, except Lobo and the lisp

yea I dont like perves aswell mate

Sure thing...Billy elliot

http://www.funnydaze.co.uk/funnies/girls%20kissing/images/kiss020_jpg.jpg

lol

you did say your nickname used to be billy yea??

Richie still trying that one is he? just send to his fone

yea

helps that there both fine dont it

what you call a stunning lass in sunderland?? A tourist

well it looks the same both ways. lol was tasty tho

Dont look at me, I condone that sort of thing.

Any Savage Garden fans here?

yea aussie band, had some damn good songs in my opinion

Aye joey styles was commentating, I did not tape it I can check if available for download if you want?

nah they were aussie, anyone else a fan?

always got time for you darling :naka: :naka: :fart:

ok 2004 and 2005 available, but not many ppl sharing yet, I'll check again tomorow

I loved Affirmation and the Animal Song, I got a great acoustic of I knew I loved you, damn fine it is

To The Moon & Back

was a great song aye, not the best in my opinion like. I was downloading some acoustic tracks and that was one of the best I Knew I loved Yo…

I cant afford sky, hence it been taken out

70% for Deano, come and get me ladies. muhahahaa

Nice link mate, the dirty bitch

Went for A, as I could use them nipples for a golf tee. plus I aint a fan of the chinkie, but she can cook but A has the nipples of a gas ho…

would you make videos Boston?

Aye welcome katieb250577 to the site

oooohhh yeaaa, mr predator to the ladies

I did, and I can confirm that Local hero got 70% aswell

nice find aswell, where do you get them from?

C'mon we need answers

HAHAHA Nice one

so are there any floting around then Boston??

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Ok they had to be dead and famous which 4 people plus reasons would ou bring back?

lol there is a guy there with a cock of 2.5 inch, he dont need an extender he needs a bloody miracle

Elvis Presley - Just to hear the legend, and a chance to see him Adolf Hitler - I think he would sort a hell of a lot of shit out at the mom…

Any predictions??

3-1 to the toon me thinks

like a chinese proverb eh

Love the Bill, I vote for frank To quote Mr Bruno when standing as tory candidate "Dont be a plank, Vote for Frank"

and what about me???

he was yes

Trying to find a pic that was done on a mates site where we superimposed frank bruno's head onto franki Di tori was well funny

will do, it was on a site called www.themong.co.uk Was the second funniest site around.

Its time Its time its Cheesy poofs time

Great result, boring match though

hmm I thought I was top of your list :< One night with Richie and you go all soft on him :pale:

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I can play the violin and have a harmonica aswell, played a few good tunes on both like

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I have lost my copy of Geordie Star Wars on dvd, anyone else have a copy?

did I lend you it?

and I now lost them both. if i find I'llbring it in again aye?

could just try it on a dvd player tho

http://www.shakykaiser.com/blog/archives/2004/12/22/geordie-star-wars/ first 3 star wars dubbed in geordie

Ok I know have their album if anyone wants a copy

A for me aswell

ok now there is 3 different styles to view this site on, this can be changed under profile

Go to Administration Panel then Users List then click Edit by there name Tick the box next to Delete this user? then click Submit

Peppers your a legen mate, once again thanks for working for alreetas as our agony aunt. esp taking time out of your busy social schedule

I think Wesley snipes is cool, loved him in US Marshals

The blade films rock. he been in loads of damn good movies like

too late for sorries babe, its soo cold with my heart broken lol

Since I cashed in my last nectar points (got free for working for them) I have found it bloody impossible to save these up. I was hoping for…

Tracks include: Rocky Mountain Way In My Life Mississippi Queen Go Now Woman 21st Century Schizoid Man All The Young Dudes For What It's Wor…

Anyone heard this yet?

I cant understand why ozzy has done cover album when he is a great writer

use it for what? or should I ask Boston that?

can we watch? lol

yup lady luck seems to be with us at the moment :cheers:

must ave I, I think I'll try and listen to the album in next few days like

blowing my horn would be good to see

normally the pricks flying past are the pigs lol

ok you not reckon it would be wierd to be shafting a lass when there is a guy in cheerleader outfit watching?

Played Rugby for the county Played Rugby for Llandidloes (welsh super 12 champions)

what a black guy and perdator? I know he is hung like one and I dont mean the swinging from tree thing

well atleast we aint named parts of are country after tv programs like coronation street im mean come on do the british have no minds gotta …

nice one I like that

Like he said in his movie"bet on black" :cheers: There both black tho mate, so who you bet on then?

Will put my thinking cap on but that list seems about right

The Youngest Parents in the world were 8 and 9 and lived in china in 1910

Hi and welcome to the site, Please feel free to introduce yourself, name and who introduced you to the site please. This will help people id…

we all have, I blame alcohol and low standards

strange how even after shagging a pig the next day you do the Stride of Pride lol

Hi I'm deano and I'm an alcoholic. Shit wrong forum I'm deano and I was introduced to the site by me

very tasty

lol cray spitroasting

bread otherwise it would be called short biscuit yea?

yes u can mate, its called stealing clothes lol You work in mackem land surely u see it

the first tune I learned on the harmonica was oh when the saints

a shortbread sandwich with jam filling??

lol Whose the Daddy

yea dead easy to play

Boston I think your role on here should be Biscuit expert it should go as ur rank, what you think??

Of course we done Blondie your a star :cheers:

Bald for me as I hate pullong hairs out of my teeth all week

I know I know I'm a star lol

how about if it was Biscuit Babe ???

I thought they dismissed that idea about liver probs??

Damn right bes, hope you get better soon

Can a Guy not just be nice to a lady these days? lol :pirate: :pirate:

is it a pink wafer? jammy dodger??

my ass is very sweet thanks

your biscuit that you want me to bite

I wish the arrogant little prick all the best the cock sucking whore I hope he gets fit then fucks off

Would you sleep with your boss (has to be opposite sex, unless girlies answer) for a guaranteed promotion?

muhahaha - good point!! i worked with a black lad, who asked me if his cheeks were red coz he was hot (no gay joke inserted please!!) nd i w…

with a cock his size he could have done it without even seeing bostons face lol

lol nice one

anyroom for me? in the car that is

chavisham in kent or something app is where Chav came from lol Southern twats

http://alreetas.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=907&highlight=dolemight+pimp Click the link for the definition of Dolemite

Erm I sorter half a one? Wear Trackie bottoms? listen 2 really quick dance music/new monkey? I love new monkey stuff

You heard of afterdark music? or bonkers? Its speeded up 80s songs with mc over the top

erm...not that I'm aware of there was some good Dancing in the rain, Rush hour, 74 75 and nena 99 red balloons

I get called one cos I love all that music and fuck charva lasses in the park wtf did I just type that?

tell us all what was seen on cam???

hahaha they were deciding names to call him/her

so is Boston moving up here then? raise the bairn to be a propper Geordie

Man I have never laughed soo much, good sport mate, was well funny, just remember Quality not quantity. lol Boston You really wanna be made …

aye welcome to the site

soo many questions hurry and decide richie as Boston needs to know

Boston has been made a mod of Caption competition on this site if she will accept it. Just want to say thank you to Boston and I hope you ac…

Nice ones well done

Tasty Tasty and Damn fine Dolemite Tasty

Great to see you on here mate,

Well I'm a member,

Graham rix is kiddy fiddler and should be burnt at the stake

yea gets u discount of hols, cars food etc good discounts like, just need shit loads of points www.nectar.com

not really no. Its a marketing feature that rewards you for shopping at certain stores.

The forum does need more women on here, esp more posting women then the male hottie will have its own section in the girlie bit. Thanks for …

Is that because you may forget how many, resulting in 0 or richie counting them all?

Wil do mate, its a canny site, as long as it has rugby, rugby league and all the boxing on thats fine with me

They both got done, Ross kemp's wife is the editor of the sun (and ginger) so it didn't get full page on sun

Then you get my vote mate. What sports you like ?

£2.81 is a lot cheaper than sky. lol Few questions tho. Is it uk based as in is there an overseas payment on top usually (£1 ish) How many s…

LOL

she luks like a manatee!! apart from the manatee was once confused for a sexy mermaid, there is no chance of that lol

should I move that post there and leave a shadow here?

Pred if you what a laugh then I think they should all be shared with everyone. the juicier the better (admin slot could be available if you …

Alreetas mate, so you finally made it. Nice one, have fun

Ok the album is crap, does a great version of Working class hero, thats it.

Are you sure Rich as you daint seem so sure in your answer lol

a must have mate?? If so mate I know a guy that does pirate copies of albums. Tis a shame as its illegal and I have told him that

Aye welcome to the site, hope you have fun

Aye welcome to the site, hope you have fun

the hairy pits like roberts or ??

is it only women can post pics of good looking men??

As always mate, very good :bounce:

ohh yea, she the hottest lass in wrestling? what was her name in wcw Miss someone ??

Id put the line of coke on my cock, therefore she gets best of both worlds

do I get image rights after you used my pic?

the nitro girls were amazing wasn't buff bagwell banging a few of them? mmm miss hancock, she was fine in a suit

nice one mate will certainly take that offer up

I like(d) faithless they had some great tunes, the likes of insomnia and god is a dj, however weapons of mass destruction and a few others r…

and that is?

Only through remembering the past do we learn to avoid the mistakes in the future. The deaths in every war are vast, and that is not just ww…

on your head ??

so is it waxed then?

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you went to the effort of 2 diff languages and she still said no. What is the world coming to.

mate you can use it on someone else and sounds sophisticated, obv they will have to be new.

If none of us believe in war Then can you tell me what the weapon's for Listen to me everyone If the button is pushed There'll be nowhere to…

Surely if the person he said them to didn't understand foreign and he said it sounding sexy???

Damn fine, me likes this section

Killer of Giants mate

Is that cos he got big dick mate?

I can say a few romantic things in spanish like :cheers:

Dont know how its spelt but no esselle encantadora (is she/arent you wonderful) eres muy guapo ( I think your pretty)

a mc cunt burger? what were you given beef curtains ?? I'll get my coat

You reckon he is fit like ruth?? edward norton mate. I cant remember if he was big as I was knocked out, you pervert you filmed it. aint ush…

pred now that is a surprise lol

deano - eres muy guapo is masculine. if you want a woman; eres muy guapa. I always get the wrong one, a few spanish freinds get annoyed wi…

Lol, I aim to please all, even the french so one day I can get Alizee. my msn list has french/german/italian/american/welsh/ etc so its all …

Ok You had to choose between being the Worlds greatest Fighter or the Worlds greatest Lover, Which would you choose?

But reputation would spread and everyone would try and prove to be harder tho wont they?

Ok any boxing fans think Hatton is the greatest British boxer?

mmm Popcorn Butter and salt on mine like. Good job I'm having some tomorow

A couple of my mates work for sony erikson so I'll ask what them 2 are like if you want mate

I like the end of the bucket with all the butter and salt lying at the bottom. mmmmm

not a major boxing fan...but i do think this guy has sum talent in this field!! like i said, not 2 clued up on this subject, but isn't the l…

I'll ask in next few days mate

The Dark destroyer what a fighter, missed frank bruno out there like mate

yea he was a great fighter Nasseem Hamed used to be a great fighter

muhahahhaha I like that on ^^^^^^^^^^^

I love it when they are grabing the titties aswell

Ohh deano you hit the spot with that damn Sean Bean Piccy that man is hot in soo many ways !!! Any pics of him will still show he is attract…

Very good info mate, certainly true I think everyone knows my opinion on america and the army Certainly true mate, was Haiti the one where t…

you hate all salad? is it just eating salad you dont like or do you not even like Tossing the Salad?

how many countries went to arms in the cold war, as for as I was aware the 2 countries rarely if at all done direct battle aginst each other…

so you not a fan of tossing the salad either?

Do you touch or toss the salad often?

you prefer others to toss your salad?

and the other weapons were supplied by the usa, I refer to the statement about rumsfeld meeting Sadam but to sell him weapons.

Certainly was a classic, for a gerat battle with senetor Norm cole and others? I have it on dvd the full one. I just hope that he goes over …

just retired last week mate. Would be good to see.

A landing strip to park your plane

Aye there is usually a fit one, who must have been mistreated and the mn trapped in the dykes body, the short fat short haired one with a st…

Ohh hell yea

What pic or gif you want for girlie section ladies?

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Being a lesbian pics of men don't do it for me. muhahahaha me 2

Nice list

Easy was is just not do it

Mine is..........Alreetas! and I dont know if I have others, maybe other people can comment on that

so wot about being rude on a 1 nite stand muhahaha

Big George

My favourite quote from Predator is "The oriental one" That pisses me up that

Welcome to the site

when he was a lad he hed to dive conscription, driving lessons were a model t ford, He was too big to work down the pit tho

Unable to count

A for me, she looks fresher

Lacey all the way. See post from me in relation to calzaghe I think he is past his best

Sabu got beat? outrage cheers for results

My heart goes to his 3 daughters and wife Is a tragic loss, thanks for that file in ftp lobo. you mentioned Dean Malenko the ice man from 4 …

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the youth of today eh mate

Cheeky you sang pubs in salisbury ??? I have a cd somewhere from the salisbury rugby team singing rugby songs, Nice one

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Although I did not like rocky 5, tommy "the machine" Gunn I still cant wait for rocky 6.

Tiffany Agosto for me

Feel free to introduce yourself in the sticky above mate

glad to be of service

tooo much thinking on this one. I would rob a bank, and all the perverted stuff aswell lol

phew I was going to ban this section lol

Nice one I like bret

Mausa is not in the same league in terms of power/and fighting skill Hatton 6th round

tear jerkers

you will learn, rocky is great

Who said I was old??

That is wrong :pukeleft: :pukeleft:

For the better pred?

Thats cos your a star mate

good left hook? you thinking of mr t ?? I think mother t will snap the little beady one in 3 rounds

management when retires??

nice collection mate

Very nice mate, keep up the good work :brilsmurf:

Damn rights it will be, I know I will be watching them all like

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Sony Erikson K750i is the better choice mate, I have asked my mate who works for Sony Erikson and he said it was better.

Thats the fighting spirit mate

I think I may go for the motorola razr the black one

Nee Idea, Roy keane?

what time and day is it on? cant say I've seen it

lol nice one

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So is it a battle who can string the best offensive sentance together?

wot can I say but WOW

good to see Tito Ortiz back

same time as raw mate, so chances are I'll miss it

yea they are twats like, they let young atractive ladies get away from it aswell

Might have to watch it then mate

I used to have a rover metro lol

Lol, charmin, I aint had it for a few years like. smashed it up twice.

Lol mine was 5 years ago when I had it like

Yea that will be right right, they shake there ass and get away with it, unless its new year then the 2 police officers spit roast you and d…

I'm gunna save up and buy a new one like. Local hero signs in on the site via his phone, I think thats canny like as he can view the whole f…

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wow and wow again

Anyone got top 3 pornstars? please put a photo up with name on list

well with the catholics there at least the choir boys will be ready for kk

erm..... get pissed and had a fight?

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Welcome to the site mate, hope you have fun and obey all the alreetas rules lol

Was this guy great or not?

Yes and scatmans world and invisible man

amy for me aswell

I thought he was clever like, some cathy stuff. sorry to admit that

nice ine have fun, and great to see you back on here

hardly surprising ppl jump esp because of the prices

why would anyone leave man u for the smoggies??

nope least he wouldn;t understand if she said no You wanna be in my pram my pram my pram

I dont find the keys a problem like I spose I am just used to them like

and if you take a risk against a fighter like ricky the the only think your risking is your life

what way would u have them if you could change them or would u just keep them the same

Nice bit on there Contrary to popular opinion, the qwerty design was not actually invented to slow typists down. Rather, the layout was inte…

Learn something new every day although my keys stick at times lol

what? the sticky liquid on them is pop

good thinking, how would u market it ?? A new competition Who can come up with the best slogan for it

Caught Surfing porn at work? when the shit hits the fan wipe it off. I'll get my coat

alreetas

why would anyone want to pla/admit to playing for the smoggies?

you drink mountain dew ruth??? I am wacky feminine mysterious intellectual athletic

cheers mate I think I may have seen it

wow nice collection

I think that guy needs to lighten up and perhaps forget that he was bullied at school. I watched that show for years and was a huge fan I am…

I aint a townie/charver but I love nu monkey, happy hardcore,bonkers and wigan pier, also an afterdark fan

I know I am, hence some ppl keep calling me gay.

always :brilsmurf:

hahaha good one, I might get one soon lol

perverts

thats bad timing like mate, they were damn fine

there working now for me mate

pic 3 is damn tasty like

Tasty, I think it has been posted before, but I will not complain as its hot

In the context that the question was soft drinks and all of the aforementioned were fizzy pop, the asumption was that it was can of pop that…

Nice one, I like that

she is damn fine

Wow, now that would be good

nice pics

Nice one

Lol, nice one, I like that

welcome to the alreetas site

Nice one good read

Cheers

Tasty tasty nd Damn tasty

I dont care about the camera mate http://www.mojemotorola.cz/image/200505162243_v3_blk_BuddyShot_Blue.jpg tis sexy ass phone

wow to the pics and bostons comment

shame like

star wars has them funny shapped ears n a wrinkly forehead?? I thought that was peppers

I got stung by a bee once £5 for a jar of hunny Theiving bstards

Star wars is shit beyond shit, dont waste your time watching it, have a dump in the toilet and make your own storyline, trust me it will be …

Have fun, make sure to plug the site to them :>

Anyone see the show about freud and Hitler? in relation to people predicting what hitler would do next because of mental state and predictio…

Its still on, Pile of shit tbh, they are saying shit without actually facts. App hitler liked watersports off his neice and to balance that …

that was claimed by person whose brother was killed on hitler's ordered

lobo he works in sunderland, of course it worked. here pet I may not be a relative but do u want a shag works there mate

Cant say I'm a fan like, watching it at the mo

Welcome to the site

Nice nice

It all just seemed tenious links to try and make some unknown points.

Lobo you crack me up aswell mate

Very nice collection

Got the result despite a few dubious tactics by maussa

3-1 to the toon

I have absolutely no idea

Both, and both you dont want to be caught doin in public

Owen is out

Shows that even staunch mackems prefer the toon

Couldn't have been a mackem player as it would have missed

Cracking punch like,

playing awfull could have been quite a few to everton like

Nice selection as ever mate

:salute: to a legend Mr Myagi

1-0 to everton, and what a pile of shite the toon where. No doubt the penelty appeal would be mentioned as a factor however the toon were in…

My point exactly, why make them up? Did you watch the show tosser??

I get the same, Very nice lobo

Ahhhh It was called Fruedian Fuhrer or something like that

LOL I should have guessed

Love the 3rd one up like....well good

Nice ones

Merry christmas

I have tried previously, same with the paper one

Very nice indeed

Very nice indeed

wow, find me that woman

cos u carry diseases richie?? not u boston

B for me

hahaha nice one pred

nice selection as ever

did u watch it mate??

It was apparently a disgruntled mackem lol

I hate that film, was the most predictable pile of mtv shit around

good advice pred

Now thats what I'm talking about

nah me mate did and he said it werent that good. he is a raw fn and I prefer smckdown like

Twats the lot of them

I like cena myself. Smackdown has always been better in my opinion. But here is a point my mate raised. Why does smackdown usually beat raw …

I like the cross promotions they do as the build up to them is well put together, orton is good like, I was not a fan at first tho

yea she is ok

so zuccho u calling me and wor boston strange???

Nice one he has the brains like, and he dont need a bodygaurd lol

How many bands can u name that are represented in this pic pls?? http://uk.download.yahoo.com/pr/fu/oa/musicmystery.jpg

Guns n roses sex pistols queen prince eagles smashing pumpkins monkeys Gorrillaz are a few I can see

matchbox 20

Madonna blur where is the jesus one?

ah I just thought that was a picture of mddona with christ You found a shot load like

yea it has got me baffled so I thought I'd post and ask for help

dead presidents?? the pics on the wall is that a band? ohh and the doors the multi coloured doors at the back

Nice one, there is Iron maiden aswell there

Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay

A for me aswell

tasty.

wow and wow, still great mate

Nice one, I saw a ufo in burnopfield once lol

how certain that you only had 30 days left? as in no cure no nowt?

Nice one

Fornicate Under Command of the King I heard it was used aas the same purpose of today, because populations were dwindling therefore he told …

Di cannio ref one Muhahahha Love the flying kick to the face aswell Nice find mate

Nice post like them mate

Yes, the guy is crap

I trim, not shave

Blind for me, as If I was not able to hear music then I would be lost. I cant describe a sound visiually in my head but music puts images to…

Tut Tut hacking, and esp phreaking is disgracefull Muhahahha

Even if it involved an anal probe??

Lol I was an east17 fan myself but take that were o..k :pukeleft:

Bite te kurb

No i wear long socks. Yea sure thing Man beast, Like a babies arm

aww sorry babe :<

It was not me, I repeat it was not me, I stopped hacking things a while back

I would consider it tho. For a bet yea more than likely

I would probably retreat to a church or become Constantine for 30 days

She does something for me, I have to pay her crack tho I think she is hot

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Like the one where there all bending over, mmmm nice Like a selecction box

Captain scarlet would kill them, I mean the mysterons were tough cookies and team america are nowt compared to them

you done that yesterday tho mate, dont try and pass it off as something you done 20 years ago lol Lobo the Metro Menace

With the announcement of Take that Back Which bands (have to still be alive) would you like to see form again for a 10 week tour??

Good choice, that would be great to see. Sting and the Police for me. Or abba or East17

Mozart was a genious his works are amazing to both play and listen to

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Yea it was a pet project of mine that I never got round to so I left it on a redirect. It was going to be an online site to Dump people

yea the plan was to get the person to e-mail a pic and the reason with a form which included the "dumped" e-mail address and pet name that h…

Like I say I had designed some of it, but then the time I was working on that the alreetas forum came to fruition. hence me still having the…

When you said "meet me in the toilets with a camera", I thought we were gonna........................ nice one mate

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Its getting shown on the replay on www.tvandsportstreams.com at 5:00pm

If it was a bet and paid for then yes

If the price was right I'll take that risk lol

I would get it done at a place where they have done it before mate, not a diy job.

http://www.economicswithaface.com/images/Feb05/eastman.jpg The Battersea Bomber He is a good fighter on his day like

That was from our home made movie weren't it??? I thought I'd change it as you have kept that copy for blackmail

Steve Wright Chubby Brown Barry Took and Marty Feldman. Both co-wrote Round the Horne Mel Brooks Chris Rock

so he was really black?? I could not see for the blind fold. I thought you were just Big

I will do it on the following terms * Done at a proessional shop (someone to sue if it goes wrong) * More than £3 in it for me * Someone els…

So you a fan then? I forgot to ask

It is surely the best ever porno. I like the double candle thing. classy

Will run a copy off as soon as I can lend it off Lobo

Welcome to the site kayleigh hope you have fun

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can I put that through the blender again?

Enya Amarantine album Love Enya

muhahhaa dead link I like that one

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erm...nope it aint. Mate I will do a copy then you can keep that one Lobo

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strange it worked for me

I haven't seen such a small dick in cocktail since Tom Cruise in 1988. muhahahha nice one.

yea you would run like a chicken, us men would fight

U seen it mate? or got a copy?

What about blackstreet richie? with the original members from no diggity?

Is a shame tho

Tasty and hot, nice one mate

Looks like a giant arse

Does personality matter on a 1 night stand??

They crack me up them lot

Nee seat belts either, I have seen the crash photo's lol

X-men rocks

Mine is on vibrate cos I hate ringtones

Bob Dylan Sara (my opinion one of the greatest songs) I laid on a dune, I looked at the sky, When the children were babies and played on the…

Johnny Cash, Hurt I hurt myself today to see if I still feel I focus on the pain the only thing that's real the needle tears a hole the old …

She is still the celeb champion on this site like

A for me aswell

Bloody great song, it was the last he released before he died as far as I'm aware.

betshe has trouble finding the bed

well I reckon I saw one in burnopfield, and no I was not pissed

a ufo in the sky

hovered was circular dim lights, no tail then it just vanished, was well wierd

Just need to know what browsers people are using to view alreetas on please.

Ok just incase changes are made, as I aint been testing in IE just mozilla

few years back like

The top of your internet page in a blue bar what it say? or even click help then about

rofl thatcomes out on my birthday muahahahaha i know wha im gonna watch People go to see it as you sit in a bar pissed??

are they going to die his hair?

I can confirm it was not me

I always thought jay z must have been a fan as I noticed the diamond cutter. C'mon Dallas lets hope for a win

Ok then I spose I will have to test on IE then

Now how come I was not informed of the lampost one??

:pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft: :pukeleft: Lobo why put these pics up...wen BB sed she wants 2 know wot u look like...she meant …

awwww booooo hoooo lol

Lol

Nice point glyn but still going for A, sorry dude

mmm tasty

B for me

Where is all the new kissing girls ??

Nasty one :pukeleft: :pukeleft:

Damn that is nasty

finally proof!

Welcome to the site, glad your on, hope you have fun

cos I just came on?? check now

If you need any help just pm me or lobo :geek:

probably a pm sent though!

Welcome to the jungle mate

Welcome to the site, hope you have fun

and you are our dealer!

I like the 2 blonde one. mmmmm blonde lesbians

just go to the section/thread and click reply

same as above

yea I'm painting the ceiling white, wanna watch??

pip is personal improvement plan or something. well sweet cheeks you know where you are in my list :cheers:

so sweet cheeks, who would you have in your list of hot females?? from nr?

some good on the list sweet, I would disagree with a few tho

Stunning is all I can say, Just out of interest, do you nkow of any bi sexual ladies at work?

who in list for men from nr?

lol no probs. So you like the site?

http://www.poisonedminds.com/tests/dic/

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Only allowed 1 Vote

I aint voted yet!

It is a tough call, apart from sweet there is only a few that shine for me and its trying to pick 1 that has more of the total hottness

yea thats certainly what I was thinking, I am tired now, so I may end up clicking wrong one I'll do it in the morning when I can ensure that…

yea the boobie prize......U tit

Nice one

PMSL!!! i left that 1 open 4 u 2 add summat bitch! :clown: Mate you should know by now, given someone like me a chance is not good

alreetas and I hope you all have fun on here

Care to spill the beans then Geordie??

Is he rapping in that pic? macho man /king dropping beats?

4-0 to aresnal

ohhhh yyyyeeaaa

Just to say that this fight will be on http://www.tvandsportstreams.com if anyone does not have itv 2 or 3. pm me or streams for more info

http://www.nndb.com/people/530/000044398/owen-wilson.jpg http://newsfeed.tcm.ie/images/people/philthompsonPA.JPG any of them?

09:00 PM - 10:30 PM Boxing - Audley Harrison v Danny Williams.

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NEWCASTLE UNITED 1-0 ARSENAL Nolberto Solano chose the perfect moment to score his first goal since returning to Newcastle United to condemn…

Welcome to the site rabbi grice

Probably just a climber like

there is always exceptions to the rules babe

Wow did boston wrangle it for you?

Wowza

Certainly is

The Answers http://uk.download.yahoo.com/plus/fu/oa/answers.jpg

Top marks mate, it is perfect for the site

All the hulkamaniacs will cheer him on to victory

Will be a huge miss to comedy

Was certainly great, and with the mackems and smoggies getting beat :blackeye:

Well we can dream

116-113 and 116-112 is about right, what the other judge was watching I am not sure, would like to see that though as he clearly was not wat…

Beckham wanted him to join him like, looks like it is so

then the hair!

Nice one aint it, bloody hard like, I think we got a lot of them

do ya get me tho dressed up?? If he has his way you will dress up but not for long a nurse prolly

Swine that he his, poor lass, can you see the red at the top, must ave split her in 2

Too many girls from the NR, are registered to this site for this to be ok. Thats why it is a poll as no1 knows who voted for who, unless you…

I like the one above a lot

The real Richard Prior was dodgy he sold out superman! muhahahaha well it worked as he outlived superman

who had an 18yr old slut? damn that bastard

If you have a funny clip or link to a clip can it be posted as a reply to here please.

Good luck mate, would it piss you off if I said I ordered mine at 5:05pm on a friday and by saturday morning it was at my door?

Then I better not mention it then. Good luck with the mobile tho mate

I have Il Divo on at the moment, love there new album very much

Dirty frogs

ermm.... did I get a mention?

hahaha nice one

Very nice Mr Lobo

Have to say I'm surprised with the results so far!

Japanese cheerleaders practice on chess players

how many scots play in scotland or for rangers/celtic? last I heard there was not many and that was why scotland and spl is shit

I think the hulk is about 10-20yrs younger, this will help a lot

with Officially the Alreetas top tottie on it?

yea I have it on dvd :>

who she sit near? that blonde boss woman?

an ugly poll would be good aswell!

yea that may not go down to well, although if it was put up 1st thing in the morning then no1 can be blamed, as if anyone joined the site te…

offloaded to where mate??

Ahhhh least job paper is coming up soon, Bring on thursday

I used to work in the building next to some nhs staff, mmmm damn tasty lasses

I'm talking about that nhs direct call centre like

there is a few I'm shocked at those included

in case???

either in here or fuck bolox cunt, always best to get off chest

stunning as ever

It was even funnier that I deleted the double post so the last post did not make sense

All you can eat Chinese Buffet

Muhahahahha

Very nice

Yay finally

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Godzilla via making king kong suck his big schlong saying some shitty song about ping pong. Lets hope the king wont prove me wrong and force…

0 for me dude

I would be so angry I'd sit there and shake my fist

King kongs balls will be bouncing off the walls check the floor filla as the zilla is the realist killa Dolemite

actually I saw 11

Now where did I not inject them steroids :< Bollox thats it

B for me

Nice and tasty

I like the 3 way dance one

raping a giant monkey for zilla is quite funky really its a farce with godzilla in ur arse he came here to fight but got a great big fright,…

he should go, I will save for his ticket. Where is craig moore aswell he should keep him company

I like evanescence but don't see enough of them on t.v I got there discography mate if you want a dvd of there albums

Dolly is great so is tammy wynett

yea like chris sutton

I can see a nipple and an awful nose

lol nice one

Crazy aint it

I love that film

Never liked queen, the ones they done for highlander were good, but aint that much of a fan

Back now like, I was just really pissed off

we have a full midfield out on loan, how daft is that

I may have to erm..download it

Luckily lobo managed to do a great job

yea I loved the highlander films, and the series even

I could not stay way longer than 36 hours :brilsmurf: I'm hooked

that with sean connery in the castle??

Loved sting, would be a shame if benoit goes I like him

Necro the Sexcocist Yo its necro the sexorcist, the porn king, show me your breasteses, im the best there is the foul shit, bounce with me, …

Nice one, will have a look soon

Nice one, great result

hahahhaha

Damn right you have to fold it so your fucking finger dont go through then you realise that you still need more wipe and no paper left :puke…

Some very tasty ones there

she looks greek

The pics dont do justice, boston and cheeky were fine like

It was pizza we had mate :cheers:

Fuck someone has got there site up before me Bastards!!!!!

Aye welcome to the site JJ

Sorry for any downtime occured this was out of myself and Lobo's controll.

sorry dude :< was it the pic of you on holiday?? If so I found it http://www.alreetas.com/funny/5cuu2n1c.jpg

Was good, as I stopped up and watched it online

Looks like you may be one nearer of winning a bet then eh lobo

yup 1 to equal and one to beat!! Liverpool next game though

Yea it was, it was the best match on the night, I thought randy was going to win

Well I'd love to make her bedrock lol

Loved that show, She is in my pook aswell aint she?

Muhahhahaha

Wow and Wow, very nice

That is usually an ie problem as mozilla works fine for that but using ie on here the problem hpens for me

he is aussie I got it Drognan dont worry

muhahahaha my brother in law was brought up calling his a 'didgiredoo' He must of thought rolf was a pervert, playing his didgiredoo on tv

Well it wont be the 1st time u smoked my pole

A rabbi and a nun, and a Reverant all on here, wow alreetas.com reaching out to the faiths

A license is required to keep a lunatic. All English males over the age 14 are to carry out 2 or so hours of longbow practice a week supervi…

howay man you need to give us more warning at least

All I can say is wow

I cant stand them

Was not a fan heard a little bit after the guy was shot tho some ok stuff

He man over thundercats???

Stallone is in great shape, I hope it was an accident and not a health issue like

Nice one

Nice find mate

I beleive there will be a time limit on this and then a whittle down of ppl to find the top 3??

just managed to get my vote in

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Didn't some company for chillie try to buy the rights for ring of fire. Folsam prison was good althought I hate nelson I like a boy named su…

that I like a boy named sue? lol

she is in the rough lesbo one aint she? mmmmm nice one

Wow nice one

She is Damnnnnn tasty

she looks a bit rough in some of them like

My vote is now in

Mate she the only one you need to see, she got my vote!!!

PMSL Nice one

Hahahaha Nice one

Thanks Neo, that meant a lot. And thanks to everyone for the site

Scorpion King http://i.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020429/133940__scorpion_l.jpg

I however vote for Connan O'brian Damn I mean Connman the Barbarian

All true mate

Cheers mate hope you and everyone on the site has fun

PUFFS!! as long as they don't flaunt it near me etc etc! if u get my drift? Then stop going to the pink triangle

2-1 to liverpool :< sorry guys

He is past it now

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"A good wife always knows her place" The Kitchen!!!

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I think Conan will be too fast for him

Wonder if shagging Vince got her to the finals??

Very nice indeed, lucky photographer

Has she done any porn or any hardcore do you know mate?

Did anyone laugh then ??

Yea I hate hackers like that aswell I hope the next 2 will be better ones for you mate

Necro-The_Sexorcist-2005 at the moment and The_Notorious_B.I.G.-Duets-The_Final_Chapter-2005-ESC

NUFC: Given, Harper, Ramage, Carr, Babayaro, Elliott, Bramble, Taylor, Boumsong, Clark, Faye, Bowyer, Solano, Emre, N'Zogbia, Luque, Brittai…

Some good points there mate, well thought about :king:

Udate for you all we now have 8 streams and at lest 3 more starting next week :pirate: I'll be there, its like my second home,

Everyone knows the pink triangle, in fact mate thats where you go to get ideas on how to dress (boob tube and shorts for a guy) Yes I have b…

Nice one this christmas was good. I got IL Divo (with Hayley Westenra) tickets :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:

Nice one!

I will have to find out eh mate :cheers:

How much you willing to stump up or does it depend on who?

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That is near it, I'll give you a clue to them mate, they sometimes have a rainbow flag hanging outside

yea yea, I heard you got banned from the pink triangle for molesting the bar staff, (peppers told me)

yea sure thing mate, just like I pissed myself when I read it

stories weren the only thing you stuck together with eh

u still having trouble with ur bladder m8? i told ya, big boy nappies cud help! :cyclopsani: Ive got a nappy fetish http://understanding.inf…

Yea I heard it stuck your lips together for ages,

Nice one, good read

No bog roll??

If they pay what you deserve then I think you need a loan to pay back

Tatu-Dangerous And Moving Album, Canny good like

A for me aswell

The only box I would not throw out after Christmas

Very tasty indeed, she had a boob job tho yea?

mmmm Alizee http://www.absolutecelebrities.com/img/alizee/alizee0007.jpg

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I would toss her salad

Welcome to the site mate

See Pred you bring out the best in ladies, as soon as they know you have noticed them they tried that harder for a bit of your baby's arm (t…

she a dirty bitch so she will fight dirtier and prlly try a finger in kylies bum lol

Ok what sad bastard has stole both mine and the upstairs flat wheeley bins again, like how sad to fuck is that

thats cos your a puff mate

Ive watched it twice -this kid is fit :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: Dirty gay pedo

It was a normal size one the Fucktards

Yea I watched it, and yea it was fucking awesome like

2 hours 15 to get home, as I walked from the metro centre and still beat the fucking bus

So you were just sitting thinking about elton john's wedding? Wondering why he dumped you??

did he tell you off or give you a right tongue lashing?

Alizee singing La Isla Bonita http://www.metacafe.com/watch/42589/alizee_la_isla_bonita/

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/42589/alizee_la_isla_bonita/

Welcome to Alreetas timuk26 hope you enjoy your stay

I dont mind sloppy 3rds like

nice, thats all I can say

I would say Danni is hotter than Kylie Danni by far

lol me soo horny me pee big time

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True like, they should have called it off earlier if they were going to. People were in the ground, they got there safe, its a load of bollo…

Who wrote that mate?

I saw one the other night where the guy jumped on a moving train was awesome....Oh fuck sorry that was a movie

I'm going to keep doing my running and weights to et back to rugby

I would ask for predator. Will be the first time he comes in a box

nee probs cheers dude

Cheers mate I hope you have fun. I hope everyone has a safe night aswell

I'll take your word for it mate, she looks a munter to me

Well its currently 1-0 to spurs

Take everybody, have a great night Take them where? in the magical fire engine in the sky?

any members on here wanna teach cheeky some moves?

Muhahahha

Wow thats canny interesting like, bloody commies eh tosser ??

I hope Bowyer stays I like him

how abomut the desire not to be called a muppet??

Nice find mate,

I have only had 1 guys hand up my ass that does not make me a muppet, rather a 1 time puppet. I was not having a go, it was a joke

yea I seen her in that, and I also saw the hardcore porn movie she done before she was famous, she still aint my cup of tea like

pammie pammie I want to taste your fanny

I dont think so, I hope not

Bruce Springsteen Greatest hits :cheers: :cheers:

http://did2.europe2blog.fr/did2/images/anyxrwvw.jpg

hahahahaha

WOLVERINE would kick his ass for six

Some very nice ones there mate

hahaha nice one

well I found out that the bastards next door have stolen them so they now have 4 bins, worse thing is they have filled them all up with rubb…

I bloody hope not

I think keep him, give the guy a chance he has not long been here, get rid of craig moore and ameobi and souness

0 unless he went to mackem land for some inbred whore lol

would the same go for bobby ? and if so, who else?

Damn right mate

he would get them into administration :>

Could be a good choice like

yup 0 cos you were in Newcastle. :> The pallion Stallion eh mate

I know its a classic but I liked fist of fury. and martial law with Sammo :cheers:

It is an absolute shambles !!bet the fucking prime minister got his bins emptied !! shitbag All his rubbish gets made into laws like fucking…

mmmmm me wants some

There was a great one I saw with a sleeping samourai, saw it years ago but it rocked

You want a copy of it? if so give me a shout and I'll grab it for you. I currently have Weird Al the Discography on at the mo

The only place is down, Yea Clarkey is a good lad, but c'mon do we have to rely on a goal from him to get a draw against the smog monsters? …

Yea I have just got every album he has made :cheers: :cheers: I'm a big fan of his stuff

B for me

So they do have their uses eh

The sandman from ecw ??

I have to agree with kayleigh I did not think it was that good and I prefer the earlier ones

I was not a fan of any of them

wasn't a fan of this either

I think they had some great songs and I prefer them to the beatles, wouldn't go and see them though

I hope so as I love all the rocky films, even tommy "the machine" gun

Dylan all three times for me Shaggy was good aswell Kylie was shit

I thought Orange had bought it for a music centre?

Nice ones the guy is a legend

Pleasure is all mine

Welcome to the site

Hope it all gets sorted, speak soon

Respect for the man to admit it, thats is the first step I wish him all the best in the future. Still cannot excuse him being Ginger tho

and have you discussed it yet??

Sorry dude If I wasn't constantly bollocked for distracting you I would have been able to try and advise, and then my net was off :<

I was born an Englishman I was born in England I want to remain an Englishman I want to die in England I worship the same God that England w…

Snorting Sherbet fucks your nose up as you sneeze for hours. Curry powder aint too bad tho

A for me aswell

Nice one I like that

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My main wish is for a clean mind

The plot is lost mate I am sure

Nice one, and can they still get around? is the Bullet working?

Teasing is not fair!!!

tut tut in time of need tern to the pervy pred. Wonder if you put them up if they would cook your dinner

I like them :cheers:

So are you going to tell us all??

http://www.spyheaven.com The place for spying gadgets

Nice one, I usually get slapped when I try that to people. Esp Rabbi grice and his sports bra

Great to have you back

To be fair I dont argue with most of them, he has turned the club into a joke.

3-1 to them. They will be seething from there last shite display and the toon could not give a shit.

Nice one I love Chuck tho

I'm a ps2 fan myself aswell

War without France would be like ... uh .. World War II. I love that one

My 3rd eye keeps weeping, resulting in me not being able to read the magazine :<

Wiping your cock on the curtains after?

Geordie_69's Jacket

Was all good, actually had a good day!

Looks shite

Kamal from Big brother? http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41194000/jpg/_41194607_kemal300.jpg

We are a premiership club and should not have to worry about injury's 52,000 every week and we cannot afford some more decent players? maybe…

muhahahha thats great, I have my book ready lol

Sarcasm

Nice one, good find

pics ???

Noel Edmunds Gunge machine got saucier and saucier every week

Very nice indeed

Lurrvley

I've always fancied britney I have a dvd of all her music video's

she is hot at times, but not usually my cup of tea

very hot

Nice one, Chuck norris is one of my hero's

http://www.entertheninja.com/ninja_fun/coldhardfacts.shtml Ninja Facts

Very tasty I like her

Hottie A for me

I am getting really annoyed when I give way to a women and they dont even say thank you, its happened 3 times in the last 24hours and none o…

I liked the old one! where most died at the start, tbh tho I aint much of a fan

I dont care if he quits after the world cup . if we win great if not ahh well nowt new there. As for owen, who would be happy carrying a tea…

Yea thats it I like old wrinkly ass's

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how about slaves on a treadmill ?? They will run faster if I wip them and cheaper to keep

peel the stickers off and tick them on in right order, saves fucking about with it and easier

like cleaning??

now that time is shite, how come ameobi aint in there with craig moore, bramble and boumsong???

I love the indiana movies so I think it should be good. any news onthe new die hard??

I think that may kill it tho

I'm sure I read somewhere that the BNP want Blackouts or is that something else?

because he took it out of the box first???

mate it will be the only thing u turn on in your bedroom at night muhahaha

aye apparently they are aswell

yea she said u turn on the vibrator so she can finish the job off properly as u are not man for it

damn bloody right, the mackems are the worst for it when I was working there