An Organised Invasion
Reading the football365 forum, I read about organised invasions, where basically a group of them join a forum, and cause havoc with stupid, pointless, but ultimately (to them anyway) funny antics.
Now, I know we have a group of funny chaps and chappesses, and figured that we could do this. Would anyone be up for it? If we organise in advance, and register on seperate days with a date in mind, then arrange to come on together at 7 or 8 and cause havoc.
Now, im sure many of you think this is a little harsh, and wouldnt like it to happen to here, but my first idea for a target (stolen off football365 again - i dont have my own ideas anymore) is......
www.beastforum.com - a forum for fans of bestiality, including advice. They deserve it, and i think it will be the funniest thing to hit alreetas possibly ever (well, other than when i signed up)
Whos up for it?
If its a laugh then aye, but who did u find this site?
fuck me - you google search records must be worse than mine
rabbi grice wrote:
Now, im sure many of you think this is a little harsh, and wouldnt like it to happen to here, but my first idea for a target (stolen off football365 again - i dont have my own ideas anymore) is......
Someone else found it! I knew that would come back on me... Itll be a laugh - we will find out what fish has the most supple mouth and can live out of water the longest, if its possible to have anal sex with lizards available in most common pet shops and the best technique of inserting snakes into the anoooos of a man
Plus taking the piss out of the sickos!
i have always been a fat man and i feel that i can relate to walruses better than humans.
me as well fella...
A final note to remember. About 10 percent of all dogs will not do intercourse with a woman. Every now and then you will encounter one of these non-performers. No matter what you do, you will not be able to teach one of these dogs to do what they're not inclined to do. So if you have one of these, and he will not respond to the suggestions above, don't pursue the matter with him. To do so would be abuse.
how do you tell? It brings u a fucking bone?
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Is it true that a dog is very clean, and you don't have to worry
about getting an std or
infection?
A. Yes, dogs' genitals are very clean. And there are no diseases that
are common to both dogs
and humans, so none can be transmitted. The only way you could get an
std is if your dog had
intercourse with an infected human, and then immediately had
intercourse with you.
So dont let him go down the Bigg market on a friday with rex, rover and the other lads
Which of the following animals would you like to screw?
Bear [ 36 ] [10.78%]
Big Cat [ 70 ] [20.96%]
Crocodile [ 7 ] [2.10%]
Deer [ 26 ] [7.78%]
Dolphin [ 87 ] [26.05%]
Kangeroo [ 19 ] [5.69%]
Llama [ 17 ] [5.09%]
Shark [ 5 ] [1.50%]
Wild dog [ 45 ] [13.47%]
Other (state in a reply). [ 22 ] [6.59%]
Total Votes: 334
Really, how can I top this? I feel the pressure on me already (I voted for Shark. I like the kissing after you see)
the only unusual species I've petted have been Reindeer, Moose and Camel (longfurred Bactrian northern Asia kind of Camel).
The Moose was tame, and really sweet and cuddly, and I find them very erotic, but if I would have to list my favourite exotic and unusual species, that I find to be the most attractive it would have to be those:
1. Wisent. The European bison.
2. Muskox.
3. Mountain Goat. Their fur just looks soo immensely soft.
4. Fallow Deer.
5. Llama.
6. Moose.
7. Reindeer.
Sweet Jesus im in fucking tears here. Even without taking the piss im in fucking fits. I mean I like Muskox but I prefer Mustwats
I will join that site tomorow I have a feelin I can have a field day (not a day trip to a field tho)
CrustaceanCrazy has landed - Im keen on finding out the best way to be penetrated by shellfish and crustaceans. I wanna be the shell of the hermit crab!!!
So Deano is up for it
How about Lobo? Zanza? Pred? Snaxxxx? Triptronick? Drognan? :colors:
Im exited already.... (like i say, i wanna have a hermit crab living inside me)
are we on about sticking a shellfish up our asses here ???
Lobo wrote:are we on about sticking a shellfish up our asses here ???
Will the answer be different?
I have signed up as dirty-dolphin_alreetas
so far thats 2 - disappointed with everyone else for not signing up with crazy monikers....
I know how to get lobo tho - it has free pics and vids
have you seen the traffic on that board !!!!!!!! maybe we should have a bestiality section in the sperm bank .....or maybe not
i think 90% are invaders. still tho...
more people! Whats that coming over the hill, its bumpy bump bump
That pic is funny as fuck
its lobos avatar in his student days when he needed to pay bills and it was either this or get fucked by the toad of toad hall (thats in the stories section of beastforum)